Sept 16, 6pm ET, CNN Losers and Haters Debate

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Who will win the debate? This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum	26	16.99%
Bobby Jindal	18	11.76%
George Pataki	21	13.73%
Lindsey Graham	88	57.52%
Total:	153 votes

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HisMajestyBOB: Oct 21, 2010; College Slice

Graham needs to use small words so Bobby can understand.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Ahahaha drag him Lindsay

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:36

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

I'm literally applauding Lindsey Graham

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IllIllIll: Feb 17, 2012

THANK YOU SENATOR

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:36

Istvun: Apr 20, 2007; A better world is just $69.69 away.; Soiled Meat

Uh Graham, democrats shut the government down, didn't you know?

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:37

Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

By the way, does anyone else think that this moderator is being a little punchy in a desperate attempt to become the next Megyn Kelly?

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:37

Rivensteel: Mar 30, 2010

How can the headliner debate top this?

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resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

God these are the most tootless moderators ever, and this is the JV debate. The big debate is going to be great.

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

Anal Papist posted:

Bobby Jindal supports dissolving the republican party.

I take it back, he is right about something

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Nagato posted:

I'm literally applauding Lindsey Graham

Yea gently caress him and nearly everything he believes but that was pretty beautiful.

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Time to peel that Republican onion down to reveal.........The NuRepublikahns!!!!!

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:37

q1dm4: Dec 2, 2003; rockets only

Rivensteel posted:

How can the headliner debate top this?

we can only hope.

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SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Rivensteel posted:

How can the headliner debate top this?

Trump.

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Senf: Nov 12, 2006

Rivensteel posted:

How can the headliner debate top this?

Trump v. Fiorina FIGHT TO THE DEATH

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lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

graham is trying is best to pull the party away from the suicide dive that the tea party fucks are

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Beforehand: Oct 14, 2012

I love how Jindal seems not to have any comprehension whatsoever about what Graham is saying.

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:37

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Eat each other

Make that party Bobby.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:37

DutchDupe: Dec 25, 2013; How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.

IllIllIll posted:

THANK YOU SENATOR

Graham is the king of this debate, please continue to ignore the moderators.

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momerath: Nov 15, 2014

can't defund obamacare? dissolve the republican party? separation of church and state? are these guys even part of the gop? bunch of rinos

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Rivensteel posted:

How can the headliner debate top this?

Donald Trump, Bush, Cruz, and Walker all have giant war boners for eachother

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

lol who is paying for anti-bloomberg ads

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

I was unsure before this whether or not Santorum or Jindal was worse and I'm pretty sure it's actually Jindal at this point.

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Istvun: Apr 20, 2007; A better world is just $69.69 away.; Soiled Meat

DutchDupe posted:

Graham is the king of this debate, please continue to ignore the moderators.

Graham refuses to leave the stage for the real debate.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:38

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Joementum posted:

Lindsey Graham is legit funny.

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JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

I guess Bloomberg is the new George Soros, huh?

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DutchDupe: Dec 25, 2013; How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.

Rivensteel posted:

How can the headliner debate top this?

Trump is going to call Fiorina a oval office prob.

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol who is paying for anti-bloomberg ads

oh the NRA.

is there any noise about bloomberg running?

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momerath: Nov 15, 2014

Democrazy posted:

By the way, does anyone else think that this moderator is being a little punchy in a desperate attempt to become the next Megyn Kelly?

who would pass up a night in megyn kelly's life

or body?

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:39

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

It's really stupid the kid's table has only 4 people but the big debate has 11

there are only about 5 people at the big debate who have polling numbers to really support them being there, everyone else should be in the junior debate here

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Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol who is paying for anti-bloomberg ads

The NRA, apparently

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Beforehand: Oct 14, 2012

Democrazy posted:

By the way, does anyone else think that this moderator is being a little punchy in a desperate attempt to become the next Megyn Kelly?

I don't, nor do I think it's really a bad thing if he was. Jake Tapper is known to be pretty dedicated to getting his goddamned answer.

EDIT: LMAO anti-Bloomberg ad buy from the NRA.

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

I do think a man with 20 years as a Congressman/Senator is more entitled to his opinion on what the Republican senate can accomplish than someone who has zero experience in that position.

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fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Donald Trump, Bush, Cruz, and Walker all have giant war boners for eachother

And The Donald and Jeb! are going to be standing right next to each other

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memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

Um, why was there an anti-bloomberg ad just now

dude isn't running for president

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Beforehand posted:

I love how Jindal seems not to have any comprehension whatsoever about what Graham is saying.

Seriously he just grins like a child while someone has to explain to a grown man how government works.

Also this is a weird ad, it's literally "THIS SHADOW JEW CONTROLS THE GOVERNMENT AND WE MUST STOP HIM FROM NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT"

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