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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Logikv9 posted:

DRINK DRINK DRINK
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A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

FourLeaf posted:

BEN GHAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
whoaaaa Christie kicking it up a notch

do I hear death to Hillary?

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
LET ME TELL YOU FUCKS I KNOW A LOT ABOUT BEING PROSECUTED

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

It is very interesting that they (debate moderators and the candidates) refer to Carly as "Ms. Fiorina" but Hillary as "Mrs. Clinton".

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Cracking open the 25 oz, 8% abv Natty Daddy. And it was only 97 cents at the gas station. God Bless America.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
"2 18 year olds on a toot"

on a toot?

is that a cocaine reference

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

I, too, have flown on planes.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
kinda surprised it took this long to mention benghazi

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Christie is going to arrest Clinton if they debate?

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

"Name an accomplishment of Carly Fiorina"

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
I know when I get bored online I start hacking Hilary's emails. All the kids are doing it.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

chris christie will prosecute hillary clinton



on the debate stage


it really writes itself

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
i am an idiot and thus care deeply about hillary's emails

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
no mas por favor

necessito un besito de colomba

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
A WHOLE LOT MORE OF THIS OH BOY

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

tecnocrat posted:

Ben Carson suggests DOUBLING the minimum wage! ..... (to two minimum wages)

Lmao

badatom
Dec 10, 2011
Christie: Hillary Clinton is a vampire!

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Unironically I bet her basement server was more secure than OPM

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.

MrAristocrates posted:

Who's going to prosecute Hillary Clinton for the laws she didn't break?!?

According to lots of these debates, laws don't matter if you don't believe in them.

Maybe Christie has a religious belief to prosecute Hillary.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Hilary Clinton, I hereby accuse you of being a big fat butthole

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Hmmm yes, that email server could have been hacked by the Chinese, unlike the DoD server that was definitely hacked by the Chinese

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
Christie: Hillary can't look at her reflection in a mirror because she's a VAMPIRE. WoooOOOOoooo."

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Christie is going to prosecute Hillary... on stage.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Pretty sure Hillary can look in a mirror.

I mean shes not a vampire.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Planarch posted:

"Name an accomplishment of Carly Fiorina"

Made a lovely company irrelevant

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Still one hour to go right? My liver noooo.....

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Winkie01 posted:

:siren: this party is so loving crazy that the only billionaire on the stage is saying how dumb the flat tax is

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Chris Christie can't look at himself directly in the mirror either. It's not that big.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

HP gained 2 billion dollars from the stock market when iCarly got fired. She earned 20 million plus, layed off thousands of workers, and left HP about to go under. Still not the worst CEO of the nineties (even if she has been voted as such in some business mags).

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

kasich support team: look cool man !! look cool !!

kasich: [walks to side of podium, leans with one arm] ehhhhhhh

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I don't know if 3 hours were a good idea. I'm getting kind of tired.

But I guess it's better for the Californians for whom it's just now turning 7PM.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Planarch posted:

"Name an accomplishment of Carly Fiorina"

Punched a blow to capitalism by disarming one of its biggest enablers through bankruptcy.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Shageletic posted:

HP gained 2 billion dollars from the stock market when iCarly got fired. She earned 20 million plus, layed off thousands of workers, and left HP about to go under. Still not the worst CEO of the nineties (even if she has been voted as such in some business mags).

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
lol that the republicans have to prove themselves as capable of defeating hillary because everyone outside of SA knows that a potted plant is more electable than bernie

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

two 18 year olds on a :toot:

CheeseSpawn
Sep 15, 2004
Doctor Rope
i just started watching, there's a whole lot of suits out there in the background audience. Clearly they represent the common American people.

All-Beef Patricide
Dec 9, 2003

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I don't know if 3 hours were a good idea. I'm getting kind of tired.

But I guess it's better for the Californians for whom it's just now turning 7PM.

Are you kidding I left work early for this

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

well that accomplished something

Bill Maher ‏@billmaher
Oh gently caress, their best friend, Ben Gazi...I can't stand these assholes for one more minute - peace out!

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tomapot
Apr 7, 2005
Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Oven Wrangler
John Kasich, "did I mention that I was in DC when the budget was balanced"

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