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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.
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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


 Jeb literally smiled at that.

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electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Phone posted:

Oh poo poo, Carson's brownie just kicked in.

That's racist

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Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
Global Jihadists

good move, makes people think they're coming over the borders

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Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
 i love this loving election cycle

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Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
Carson doing the vice presidential courtship dance

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


 winkie make the high-five gif

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

spoon0042 posted:

"airplanes from moscow flying out of damascus"

holy poo poo :stare:

An Arab state with MIGs? Unprecedented!

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Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
Wait what ISIS is an existential threat to the US?

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

 Ben Carson is the palette cleanser which allows all the real candidates to reset and refocus.

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NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

don't be glum, chum! says who these jackasses will win?

and anyways if the Donald wins (which atm looks likely, i guess?) we'll probs have enough bars to dull the pain with alcohol

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OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
Carson needs to stop self prescribing xanax.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Christie can't stop lying

for every lie you say you gain a pound

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Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

Abner Cadaver II posted:

i love this loving election cycle
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DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
 HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW CHRISTIE WAS AN ATTORNEY ON 9/11???

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

TEAYCHES posted:

uh that void was created when we invaded

this is correct, but Rubio is also correct, maybe in technical details if not in spirit. America made a ridiculous promise to arm the Sunnis forever, which was revoked when we left and caused immediate internal conflict.

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
 wasn't this christie story debunked the last time he told it

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Didn't that September 10th story about Christie get debunked

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
"I was against the Iraq war but we need to use all of our resources to destroy ISIS." Ben "Having his cake and eating it" Carson

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Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

DutchDupe posted:

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW CHRISTIE WAS AN ATTORNEY ON 9/11???

coincidence????

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NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
carson wants the forever war to happen

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Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


 So much 9/11

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Buffer
May 6, 2007
I sometimes turn down sex and blowjobs from my girlfriend because I'm too busy posting in D&D. PS: She used my credit card to pay for this.
existential threat, lawl

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Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006
 Christie ate five children and won.

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Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
 u know whats also an existential threat??? GLOBAL WARMING AND INCOME INEQUALITY you chucklefuck

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badatom
Dec 10, 2011
 Christie's keeping with this story still, huh?

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Christie doubling down on that September 10th lie. Interesting tactic.

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GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Holy crap Christi tell us more about your personal tragedy called 9/11

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



 I miss Megyn Kelly :(

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FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
 SHUUUTT UPPPPP CHRISTIE

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE

zen death robot posted:

Oh god personal 9/11 stories

That's already backfired once today :ohdear:

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Wait what ISIS is an existential threat to the US?

BE AFRAID VOTE REPUBLICAN

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Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme

badatom posted:

Christie's keeping with this story still, huh?

Facts are not welcome here. This is a Safe Space.

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Is there a mandate that if you were a Republican and you were within a hundred mile radius of New York that you have to have 9/11 Tourettes?

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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Didn't that September 10th story about Christie get debunked

Yes, but no one there gives a poo poo.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
persecute muslims before they can do anything!

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blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

 Half of the things Christie has said tonight are about 9/11

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
"what they wanted, what they deserved was revenge war"

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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
 Chris would personally have eaten the enemies of America that caused 9/11

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NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
 Christie is a suitable representative for the state of New Jersey

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