Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Mike Huckabee
	Rand Paul
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Zelder posted:

yes but are you also angrily asking how many jews there are in america?

Hey! I'm not angry and only wondering about media.

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm an Israeli-American Jew, and I think the President of the United States needs to focus on the interests of the United States, and not on those of one ally in the Middle East.

republicans care about israel because there is a large part of their base who think it must exist for jesus to return, it has nothing to do with jews. please rebuild the temple soon tia

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

CNN won this debate.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Mr Hootington posted:

Hey! I'm not angry and only wondering about media.

Hrm

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

DeepDickPizza posted:

I liked all those times Carly Fiorina said bald-faced lies and the people cheered for them.

I liked the time Carly Fiorina advocated nuclear proliferation

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Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

may we all live in interesting times

:supaburn:

:ohgod:

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea what loving world do you guys live in here, is this just a desperate contrarian 'actually Coulter is right and smart guys' thing? These statements are for dudes who want me to go to Israel and get...I think fireballed by God?

i suspect she's playing an angle because as a conservative pundit there's no way she wouldn't know about the end-times phenomenon

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Michael Scott: Jan 3, 2010; by zen death robot

What's the best Wolf Blitzer joke? Come on comedy forum. I forgot all the good ones.

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Eimi posted:

Are the Boondocks right and Ann Coulter is actually a deep cover liberal?

Yes.

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Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Axetrain posted:

The upside here is that whoever is the nominee is going to have to try to appeal to centrists during the general. After they just let out all this bullshit insanity on national TV.

Unfortunately for Priebus (who is still MIA since the first debate :rip:

) the reduction in the amount of the debates means the ones that do happen just have an even HIGHER amount of concentrated crazy.

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Veris: Jul 5, 2007

Michael Scott posted:

What's the best Wolf Blitzer joke? Come on comedy forum. I forgot all the good ones.

his performance on jeopardy

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Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Brannock posted:

I liked the time Carly Fiorina advocated nuclear proliferation

I liked when she promised to start WWIII with Russia

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Montasque posted:

CNN won this debate.

Trump will remind them about donating their earnings.

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

The slavish devotion to a foreign country that is at BEST a shaky ally is simultaneously terrifying and fascinating.

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Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Montasque posted:

CNN won this debate.

they certainly played to their strengths with the whole "directly ask candidates to beef with each other" mode of questioning

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Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

Mr Hootington posted:

Hey! I'm not angry and only wondering about media.

you've gotta be kidding me fam

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Constant Hamprince posted:

i suspect she's playing an angle because as a conservative pundit there's no way she wouldn't know about the end-times phenomenon

Yea she's playing the super cool and not troubling 'drat kikes and the government constantly bending over for them' angle.

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Tatum Girlparts posted:

"How many Jews do they think there are in America?!"

"Hrm yes, good point Ann"

Maybe she thinks we need to identify them. Some sort of permanent numbering system.

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

MY FACE

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BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Montasque posted:

CNN won this debate.

lol they did a better job of getting the candidates to debate than fox, but i don't think people watched the whole thing

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Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Winkie01 posted:

Thought just occured to me - if Trump would have pulled his hand back at the last second and caused Bush to violently slap at air, I would have started campaigning for Trump tomorrow.

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

A lot of the news I consume is New York or beltway based and a lot of the personalities talk about having Jewish ancestory or are Jews. If anything I'm annoyed since it is only one point of few on issues and would like to hear from blacks, Hispanics, Asians, middle eastern, or other white Americans.

Zelder posted:

you've gotta be kidding me fam

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

republicans care about israel because there is a large part of their base who think it must exist for jesus to return, it has nothing to do with jews. please rebuild the temple soon tia

You say this, but they also brought up Shiites believing in the end-times as a bad thing. It's like... they're either lying, or their beliefs are entirely incoherent. :raise:

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Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

OctoberBlues posted:

Thought just occured to me - if Trump would have pulled his hand back at the last second and caused Bush to violently slap at air, I would have started campaigning for Trump tomorrow.

would have been a 50% better gif

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

Maybe she thinks we need to identify them. Some sort of permanent numbering system.

Look we just need to take these Jews and put them all in like, a few areas, we'll keep them safe by gating them off with fences and poo poo, just contain them there so, ya know, we can keep an eye on them.

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

Michael Scott posted:

What's the best Wolf Blitzer joke? Come on comedy forum. I forgot all the good ones.

jeopardy.jpg

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CheeseSpawn: Sep 15, 2004; Doctor Rope

Winkie01 posted:

It would have been hilarious if Trump pulled his hand and caught Bush high fiving air.

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Deep Hurting: Jan 19, 2006

Apparently Ted Cruz is a fan of the Hitlertooth political cartoonist:

ought ten posted:

Branco

Not exactly how he described it

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Did we just watch the same debate?

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Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

i don't think trump comes across very well in debates

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Did we just watch the same debate?

I want a hit of whatever poo poo he's on cause it must be REAL good

E: Notice he didn't mention Bernie :getin:

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Mr Hootington posted:

Hey! I'm not angry and only wondering about media.

if you're being honest, there are a lot of Jews in the media because there were a lot of Jewish people in showbusiness when it was considered a disreputable proffession and still do because it's an industry where connections are very important and the Jewish people in America have strong community and familial connections, more so than most other ethnic groups and especially more than other whites.

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Wolf Blitzer: "Dana, you're a woman."

Dana Bash: "Thank you for clarifying."

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Joementum posted:

Maybe she thinks we need to identify them. Some sort of permanent numbering system.

should add a box to the census.

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

OctoberBlues posted:

Thought just occured to me - if Trump would have pulled his hand back at the last second and caused Bush to violently slap at air, I would have started campaigning for Trump tomorrow.

trump pulling a down low too slow would have been the greatest moment in american political history

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