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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
Ramos is a little bitch for sure

http://streamable.com/6gff

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

ephex posted:

not sure if this is the right thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT22q_BbsaM

but i lost it at the black and decker part

belongs on a new page

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

ephex posted:

not sure if this is the right thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT22q_BbsaM

but i lost it at the black and decker part

Hahahahah. Fantastic editing tbh

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.


This guy died today. :(

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
I would say that is neither cool nor good.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Honj Steak posted:



This guy died today. :(

Part of me wishes he held out to January 7th.

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

ephex posted:

not sure if this is the right thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT22q_BbsaM

but i lost it at the black and decker part

:wengerpop:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

Part of me wishes he held out to January 7th.

That's cold

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Honj Steak posted:



This guy died today. :(

who cares

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

Apologies for not embedding, but all the youtube clips of this are lovely quality with annotations begging for likes.

http://screamer.deadspin.com/alessandro-florenzi-shoots-from-goddamn-mars-draws-rom-1731116902

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Effortpost incoming, only warning.



This handsome chap, ladies (heh) and gentlemen, is none other than Paddy Madden, quite possibly the best player outside of the top two divisions, and here's why.

Madden's breakthrough was during the 2012-13 season, when he went on loan to Yeovil from Carlisle and scored a brace on his debut against Colchester, provoking an incensed reaction from the U's faithful. Madden would go on to score a further 20 goals in League 1, including the opener in the playoff final:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yilo8wiQva0&t=93s

Phwoar. As a reward for helping them reach the second tier for the first time in their history, Yeovil completely marginalised Madden and ended up flogging him in the January window. As clear and irrefutable proof of Madden's greatness, his debut helped Yeovil "end a six-game losing streak", turning a poor start into inevitable promotion, while since selling him they've finished bottom of the league two seasons running, and currently sit in a nosebleed-inducing 22nd in League 2.

Meanwhile, Madden found himself at Scunthorpe, where his five goals were ultimately the deciding factor in the club being promoted to League 1, the division in which they remain to this day. He's already scored a literal number of goals this season - here's his most recent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWSAalgEgUY&t=80s

Ooh baby. All this while being called Paddy Madden. Oh, and sorry Roys, he's Irish. :wink:

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

CaptainRightful posted:

Apologies for not embedding, but all the youtube clips of this are lovely quality with annotations begging for likes.

http://screamer.deadspin.com/alessandro-florenzi-shoots-from-goddamn-mars-draws-rom-1731116902

Quality. Goals like that always look better when they go in off the woodwork too, it's one of those unwritten rules of football.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

HJB posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWSAalgEgUY&t=80s

Ooh baby. All this while being called Paddy Madden. Oh, and sorry Roys, he's Irish. :wink:

I'm the old bald guy who wades through a bunch of kids so he can touch his favourite players.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

HJB posted:

Effortpost incoming, only warning.



is that a glass penis?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bea Nanner posted:

is that a glass penis?

It's only made to look like a glass penis.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Ah, see you may think you have an expert eye for these things but no, it is in fact a boot and ball. Here's another pic of it with a million other things he won for being great:



Nice haul, though I'm not sure about the bottle-shaped one at the back

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

HJB posted:

Nice haul, though I'm not sure about the bottle-shaped one at the back
Best Player Evian TG FC Summer Tournament

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


https://www.facebook.com/Troll.Football/videos/1580577061982504

Müller channelling some other footballer.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Classic Troll Football.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Just ignore the comments, MBM was running wild there.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Those comments are amazing

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Love it

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Healbot posted:

Just ignore the comments, MBM was running wild there.

:vince:

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Those comments are amazing.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.


@Real Madrid Bangladesh for the win

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


HJB posted:

Ah, see you may think you have an expert eye for these things but no, it is in fact a boot and ball. Here's another pic of it with a million other things he won for being great:



Nice haul, though I'm not sure about the bottle-shaped one at the back
Did he win all that by liking a club promoter's post on Facebook?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

HJB posted:

Ah, see you may think you have an expert eye for these things but no, it is in fact a boot and ball. Here's another pic of it with a million other things he won for being great:



Nice haul, though I'm not sure about the bottle-shaped one at the back

It really does look like a glass penis though.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Please go to a doctor if your dick is as bumpy and indented as that.

Looks more like a really rough turd the kind where you don't drink enough water for a week and it brews in your pits for a while.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Why does he have a glass statue of Hitler's cock and ball?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Meanwhile, at the U12s....

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Man they gonna rinse his credit card, they're gonna order like 10 extra large from Dominos, it's gonna be a big party.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
No salad bar this time though.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
http://www.focus.de/sport/videos/wa...id_4952154.html

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


Jesus look at that greasy fucker

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


Lmao

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Printing this out and putting it on my ceiling.

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