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Inspector Gesicht posted:Those Hunger Games posters are indistinguishable from last years. God I hope some big movie flops hard enough to kill this "split-the-movie-in-two-to-tell-the story-better" bullshit. Maybe around the time the third Akira movie comes out people will have tired of splitting up stories. I have to imagine the subset of people who care about this movie and remember Heathers is pretty small.
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That movie was a satire?
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Sep 17, 2015 23:30
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It's about time someone took those vampires down a peg
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Wasn't Mortal Instruments: City of Bones the big YA feature that bombed hard?
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Coffee And Pie posted:Wasn't Mortal Instruments: City of Bones the big YA feature that bombed hard? The Vampire's Assistant with John C Reilly was another one edit: misremembered, it's Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant. What a title!
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Pesky Splinter posted:
Did they cast Sarah Hyland as the nerdy one? It's not working for me, she's still the hottest of this bunch. Maybe I just watch Modern Family a lot. Posters:  
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Coffee And Pie posted:Wasn't Mortal Instruments: City of Bones the big YA feature that bombed hard? That hasn't stopped them from trying to keep doing something with it, currently it is at tv show.
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:The Vampire's Assistant with John C Reilly was another one Yeah they swung for the fences with that hosed up title.
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Sep 18, 2015 00:13
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This is awful in a way that only photoshopping Nic Cage's face onto a head looking in a different direction can be.
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Sep 18, 2015 00:31
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You gotta pay the ghost toll if you want to save your boy's soul.
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Waffleman_ posted:That movie was a satire? Seemed pretty serious when i watched it i was very drunk
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I don't think anything tops Cirque du Freak becoming Cirque du Freak: THE VAMPIRE'S ASSISTANT when Twilight got popular somewhere between the movie's first trailer and the actual theatrical release.
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Sep 18, 2015 01:45
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The MSJ posted:Posters:
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Waffleman_ posted:That movie was a satire? I thought Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant was a parody because surely a serious movie wouldn't have such a lovely title. Welp.
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Evil Mastermind posted:
Wow, what I wouldn't give to see such a movie.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:This is awful in a way that only photoshopping Nic Cage's face onto a head looking in a different direction can be. I immediately heard the title in a Nicholas Cage intense-mode voice: "YOU... have GOT... to PAY the GHOST!" I hope there's a scene like that in the movie.
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King Vidiot posted:You gotta pay the ghost toll if you want to save your boy's soul. Wanna keep my boy's voice high, gotta keep 'em dry.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Wanna keep my boy's voice high, gotta keep 'em dry. I'd give you a hand but I don't have, uh... I- it's a new jacket...
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Sep 18, 2015 14:40
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Mondo releases for later today at random time.  I like that Goodnight Mommy thing.
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Oh precious katana posted:I immediately heard the title in a Nicholas Cage intense-mode voice: "YOU... have GOT... to PAY the GHOST!" I hope there's a scene like that in the movie. From the trailer it looks like he screams a lot.
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sbaldrick posted:From the trailer it looks like he screams a lot. Sounds like it'll be Prime Cage then. 
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Slugworth posted:I desperately want to see the movie the first poster promises, and have absolutely no interest in seeing the movie the second poster promises. Exactly what I was going to post. I'd see that first movie just for that beard alone.
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Sep 18, 2015 17:20
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Nicholas Cage probably owes money to at least 3 ghosts.
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When A Tax Collector Calls
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I just saw a bus ad for Sicario which I thought was kind of amusing, since these kinds of R-rated crime thrillers don't usually get that kind of marketing. I will admit it looked pretty bad rear end, however.
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What the hell is even happening here? Is he taking a big dump right in front of her? Is she aroused by his public display of defecation? 
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Sep 19, 2015 00:53
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He's trying to conceal his erection? What a loving awful poster.
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Mister Chief posted:He's trying to conceal his erection? What a loving awful poster. The noob clearly haven't learned the "crawl on all fours and meow like a cat" technique. Or at least read Wikihow: 
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Sep 19, 2015 03:56
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WITNESS THE POWER! posted:What the hell is even happening here? This makes the movie look like a Nicholas Sparks adaptation somehow.
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Sep 19, 2015 04:04
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The problem with this poster is that the boner joke was too subtle
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The MSJ posted:The noob clearly haven't learned the "crawl on all fours and meow like a cat" technique. Or at least read Wikihow: That girl has really sweaty underboob and could definitely use some of these: 
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He looks like he's supposed to fight Vin Diesel The Last Witch Hunter, who has a superior beard.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
I don't care what else I hear about this movie, this poster makes me hate it.
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Hugh Jackman IS Ambassador Phantom of the Planet Krankor
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Lurdiak posted:I don't care what else I hear about this movie, this poster makes me hate it. Rooney Mara as an indian set off my bullshit alarm. That loving poster destroyed any intent of seeing this. Also, the 2004 Peter Pan with Jason Isaacs was god drat flawless and gorgeous to look at so I can't see a point in making a shittier version.
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All you need is Hook. Anyone who disagrees gets put in the Boo-Box.
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From the trailer I've seen, Hugh Jackman seems like the only reason to watch it.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
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