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etalian posted:I loved their pretentious west coast commercial: Just imagine that tech conference pitch: "Who else is tired of riding the bus with poor people?"
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So whoever designed their logo had never actually seen a rabbit before right?
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You lawyers use such wonderful, eloquent language. 
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deadking posted:Just imagine that tech conference pitch: "Who else is tired of riding the bus with poor people?" The tech industry already created mass transit without the misery with things such as the beloved white google buses.
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Sep 18, 2015 00:02
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techie pitching an idea: "luxury buses" me: "get out"
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i'm a millenial and just found out that the law firm for whom i worked this summer made me a permanent offer of employment upon graduation. this time next year, i'll be making $160,000k + bonuses. So you're saying that FYGM is trans-generational?
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joat mon posted:So you're saying that FYGM is trans-generational? hes just going to turn into a real life Lionel Hutz and burnout spectacularly once off the wagon due to an excess of $$$ and stress...its ok we'll be here waiting for u
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i'm a millenial and just found out that the law firm for whom i worked this summer made me a permanent offer of employment upon graduation. this time next year, i'll be making $160,000k + bonuses. lol take the bar
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I'm a soulless insectoid. What's the straightest path to being a highly paid minutiae-obsessed whackjob?
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etalian posted:I loved their pretentious west coast commercial: HAHAHAH yeah your bus is gonna be full of 22 year olds with double ds on the way to a loving app design office
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Tipps posted:This is me. I'm a "non-traditional" lawyer doing policy development and lobbying. The extent of my contact with other people is designing model legislation by committee and meeting government people to get said laws passed - which can take anywhere from 3 to 5 years, if it even happens at all. Otherwise, it gets put on a shelf forever. Congrats on being part of the 80%.
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momerath posted:HAHAHAH yeah your bus is gonna be full of 22 year olds with double ds on the way to a loving app design office they had to bring in girls from LA for the commercial
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XCOM 2 looking good.
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How the hell do you look that miserable while eating food. Are you even hungry?
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FaradayCage posted:How the hell do you look that miserable while eating food. Are you even hungry? Notice they have no smart phones to record and inform the world of their dining experience.
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im losing track of the white girls that ive almost hit with my car when i drive on the road with all the bars dear white girls please look up from the cellphone before and during a street crossing thank you
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Robo Reagan posted:im losing track of the white girls that ive almost hit with my car when i drive on the road with all the bars dear white girls please look up from the cellphone before and during a street crossing thank you Yesterday I saw a teenage girl walk into traffic and stop and a car braked less than an inch from hitting her. I wanted to yell something incredulous about her almost throwing away her life but I was dumbstruck. She turned the the driver and said, "Nice brakes!" and gave him a thumbs up. She was black and wasn't on her cellphone
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the best bit is my campus has rules saying traffic has to yield to pedestrians crossing the street so its conditioning an entire generation of idiots to walk across the street without bothering to look up lmao
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Mariana Horchata posted:hes just going to turn into a real life Lionel Hutz and burnout spectacularly once off the wagon due to an excess of $$$ and stress...its ok we'll be here waiting for u that's my plan. i was talking to a gen-x attorney in AA the other day. he worked biglaw for 7 years, staying sober the whole time. then he didn't make partner, so he went on a heroin binge, spending 150k in about 10 months, which was all of his savings. he was a pretty miserable SOB about the whole thing. that's the difference between gen-x and millennials though. at least millennials haven't forgotten how to laugh.
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im going to be wealthy by working a middle class job and then retire off my savihahaha
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a dog from hell posted:Yesterday I saw a teenage girl walk into traffic and stop and a car braked less than an inch from hitting her. I wanted to yell something incredulous about her almost throwing away her life but I was dumbstruck. the cover story of the Village Voice this week is about the history of jaywalking. it's a good read, but i fear that it will make hipsters even more entitled (if that's possible, lmao), as it talks about how pedestrians once ruled the streets, and cars had no rights. http://www.villagevoice.com/news/the-nypd-enforces-jaywalking-when-it-drat-well-feels-like-it-7650140
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Robo Reagan posted:the best bit is my campus has rules saying traffic has to yield to pedestrians crossing the street so its conditioning an entire generation of idiots to walk across the street without bothering to look up lmao i saw a guy i knew at my college get hit because he walked into a yellow which of course a car was accelerating to beat. i thought he was a real dumb idiot before that so it only strengthened my opinion we are better off without these people
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i jaywalk all the time but also i look both ways so i dont die
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Millennial.jpg should really be filled with pictures of stunningly beautiful young women.
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Rough Lobster posted:Millennial.jpg should really be filled with pictures of stunningly beautiful young women. I'm cool with that as long as they aren't selfies.
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Squashy Nipples posted:I'm cool with that as long as they aren't selfies. Why? They should be selfies. In fact the entire millenial generation is beautiful young women taking selfies and their beta orbiters.
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I knew a guy who introduced himself to strangers with "I earn $200k a year" which he did, for one year, before quitting his job to go to a friend's start up without pay His fiancé said she earned $100k+ on her dating profile when they met; what she meant was "my parents bought me a $60k lexis once and give me spending cash, I don't work, my parents are spooky and ethnic and controlling, dating me means dating my dad p much" He thought she'd support him futzing around on his laptop at home and she thought the same They ended up with zero actual income in a small horrible apt having fights on Facebook
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Brooklyn Flea
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jesus these are fantastic
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ghlbtsk posted:jesus these are fantastic Nah
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naem posted:
Millennial hell?
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A Strange Aeon posted:Millennial hell? Is there any other type of existence for a millennial?
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Have any biologists or sociologists looked into this phenomenon of millennial males having no external genitalia? There may be a Nobel Prize, there.
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GORDON posted:Have any biologists or sociologists looked into this phenomenon of millennial males having no external genitalia? There may be a Nobel Prize, there. This could explain their disdain for having babies... they literally can't.
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GORDON posted:Have any biologists or sociologists looked into this phenomenon of snake person males having no external genitalia? There may be a Nobel Prize, there. the sexing probe extrudes from the body during mating this was good post for the millenial=snake person extension
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Millennial spotted.
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