Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Who has actually ran a PRT not hungover or still drunk I mean come on They're just carb-loading.
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Got a ship underway once while still drunk. I was very careful to not breathe too much or sit too close to anyone during that nav brief.
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Sep 18, 2015 04:01
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Turning into story time but I was nearly blackout drunk sandwiching 2 slices of pizza together in one hand because we had to make curfew, ID in the other. Furiously devouring my pizza and actively chewing as I walked by the QD with my ID up face in pizza and mumbled"permission to come in" as I non-nonchalantly walked by Being that it was th Subic I think they were just glad people even made it back to the ship. Friends said the dude just shrugged The drunk CO or whatever passing out on the QD and the arriving/departing bell is my fav GIP one tho
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Sep 18, 2015 04:42
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Had our (drunk) admiral get rung on by his first name once, at his request, it was great because the CDO completely lost his poo poo.
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Sep 18, 2015 06:52
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We had the brand new sassy female black chief selectee running up and down the catwalk yelling at the 100+ people carrying a ton of gear for not saluting the ensign. Took an e-8 to make sense of it all arguing about first and last saluting when there's a ton of people. I don't know what official policy is but it sure was funny to see her pacing back and forth frothing at the mouth yelling at everyone wearing a ton of gear and carrying poo poo  I'm a chief hear me roar
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Sep 18, 2015 07:34
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this is why you always carry poo poo with both hands and give a verbal greeting
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Sep 18, 2015 07:55
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ded posted:this is why you always carry poo poo with both hands and give a verbal greeting Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening America!
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Sep 18, 2015 07:57
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Null Integer posted:Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening America! Thank you for your service!
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Sep 18, 2015 08:24
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Boon posted:Got a ship underway once while still drunk. I was very careful to not breathe too much or sit too close to anyone during that nav brief. Everyone taking part in every foreign port sea and anchor is either still drunk or horribly hung over.
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Sep 18, 2015 12:24
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Stultus Maximus posted:Everyone taking part in every foreign port sea and anchor is either still drunk or horribly hung over. Hey, we have to keep our traditions going don't we?
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Sep 18, 2015 13:56
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I should have joined the loving air force.
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Sep 18, 2015 17:35
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Anita Dickinme posted:I should have joined the loving air force. 
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Sep 18, 2015 19:17
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He's out! How was your boot camp experience shipmate!
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Sep 18, 2015 19:36
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Anita Dickinme posted:I should have joined the loving air force. Boot? When people ask you what you learned just take off your T-shirt, fold it, and say 1 inch to the left of your underwear or whatever
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Sep 18, 2015 19:52
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LingcodKilla posted:He's out! How was your boot camp experience shipmate! Stenciling for a third of boot camp has given me valuable life lessons.
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Sep 18, 2015 20:05
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Please tell me you roll around in public with your black backpack, navy Nalgene bottle, and boot division shirt. With cargo shorts. And socks with sandals.
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Sep 18, 2015 20:56
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Please tell me you roll around in public with your black backpack, navy Nalgene bottle, and boot division shirt. With cargo shorts. And socks with sandals.
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Sep 18, 2015 21:01
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Please tell me you roll around in public with your black backpack, navy Nalgene bottle, and boot division shirt. With cargo shorts. And socks with sandals. I was at the navy exchange buying all the MMA branded clothes I could following boot.
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Sep 18, 2015 21:19
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I wear my NSU's to the mall so I can ride the shuttle for free.
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Sep 18, 2015 21:23
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Anita Dickinme posted:Stenciling for a third of boot camp has given me valuable life lessons. Idiot boot camp doesn't teach you poo poo dumb gently caress Edit: Well that's not entirely true. It teaches you how to hate.
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Sep 18, 2015 23:22
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I learned some people can survive on only eating breakfast cereal for every meal. That's just weird.
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Sep 18, 2015 23:57
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LingcodKilla posted:I learned some people can survive on only eating breakfast cereal for every meal. This is an important survival skill for shipboard life.
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Sep 19, 2015 00:25
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Octopode posted:This is an important survival skill for shipboard life. I think my primary source of plant-based food on the ship was hot sauce
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Sep 19, 2015 00:29
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Anita Dickinme posted:Stenciling for a third of boot camp has given me valuable life lessons.  When I was in basic, we stenciled everything!
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Sep 19, 2015 00:58
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Octopode posted:This is an important survival skill for shipboard life.
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Sep 19, 2015 00:59
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Mad Dragon posted:Don't they give you velcro name tapes now? Since at least the mid 2000s you get a stamp kit and everything still gets a stamp.
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Sep 19, 2015 01:01
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Please tell me you roll around in public with your black backpack, navy Nalgene bottle, and boot division shirt. With cargo shorts. And socks with sandals. It's amazing that people actually buy those boot camp division shirts. It just screams "Boot as gently caress and proud!" or "Only real shirt I own" Speaking of which, almost time to start my "Dealing with boots for 6 months adventure" or "A-School here I come"
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Sep 19, 2015 02:10
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Boon posted:Got a ship underway once while still drunk. I was very careful to not breathe too much or sit too close to anyone during that nav brief. This is surprisingly not all that uncommon in 7th Fleet during typhoon season when ships are randomly sortieing for weather... Especially when you only have 2 qualified master helmsmen and they were both drinking together 4 hours ago... 
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Sep 19, 2015 02:14
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Null Integer posted:It's amazing that people actually buy those boot camp division shirts. It just screams "Boot as gently caress and proud!" or "Only real shirt I own" I always assumed they made you.
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Sep 19, 2015 02:17
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Pretty sure almost everyone bought one because they had no civ clothes, so the liberty or w/e you get at the end of boot camp post-graduation you'll have very little to wear, at least until you get to a-school.
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Sep 19, 2015 02:23
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krispykremessuck posted:he's so old he got hemorrhoid surgery in bootcamp instead of getting his wisdom teeth pulled 
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Sep 19, 2015 02:36
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Stultus Maximus posted:I always assumed they made you. It is optional. Just don't fill out the order form. It's just stupid boot logic of "I won't have anything to wear" without having enough common sense to realize that wherever they end up afterwards will have some kind of exchange. Having pride in your bootcamp division after boot is done is one of the most retarded things out there, no one cares that your division was "CNO/Hall of Fame/Dick Sucking Champs Division 234" and all the shirt says is "I survived bootcamp but you can already tell that by looking at me as I cower in fear and pop perfect attention as an ensign passes me" or "OMG, did you see that CMDR the other day? I know! I remember that rank! So scary!" In short, I hate boots.
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Sep 19, 2015 02:40
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I bought $1000 worth of boot camp tshirts.
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Sep 19, 2015 03:12
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Mr. Nice! posted:I bought $1000 worth of boot camp tshirts. LMAO. You really are boot as gently caress for falling for that. 
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Sep 19, 2015 03:16
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krispykremessuck posted:he's so old he got hemorrhoid surgery in bootcamp instead of getting his wisdom teeth pulled Hey I was out of Boot for two months when that happened.
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Sep 19, 2015 03:32
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Mr. Nice! posted:I bought $1000 worth of boot camp tshirts. thank you for your service
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Sep 19, 2015 03:47
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And you thought VCHT was a terrible system
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Sep 19, 2015 04:00
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What is it with Germans and poo poo?
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Sep 19, 2015 04:06
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vulturesrow posted:LMAO. You really are boot as gently caress for falling for that. I'm pretty sure I have a division photo somewhere with all of them wearing my loving shirts. I drop a god drat g on those things and I didn't even get one. The loving commodore and command senior chief did, though.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I'm pretty sure I have a division photo somewhere with all of them wearing my loving shirts. I drop a god drat g on those things and I didn't even get one. The loving commodore and command senior chief did, though. I forgot to tag my post with your trigger warning: Shirts.
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