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SON IF I GO IN FOR SURGERY WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE RESTAURANT nothing dad because of space socialism
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i bet he gets grants to run the restaurant from the Cultural Ministry of Hey Guys Leave the Holodeck Once in a While and all the space hipsters go there to instahologram about how Real food grown from the ground is. they smile good naturedly as he hands them a bill holder and they fill it with monopoly money. he is insanely senile
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Sep 18, 2015 18:57
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The Society For The Preservation of Cruelty To Animals is the sole backer of Dad Sisko's Crab Torturery and Lve Shrimp Mutilation Häus
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Sep 18, 2015 19:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS7NRtEJBcA what purpose is Riker willing to enslave animals for...
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Sep 18, 2015 19:56
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Captain Sisko is actually the best captain in all of Star Trek.
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Sep 18, 2015 20:04
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Tezzor posted:i bet he gets grants to run the restaurant from the Cultural Ministry of Hey Guys Leave the Holodeck Once in a While and all the space hipsters go there to instahologram about how Real food grown from the ground is. they smile good naturedly as he hands them a bill holder and they fill it with monopoly money. he is insanely senile lol
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Sep 18, 2015 20:39
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sisko is definitely the most compelling/interesting captain in part b/c he's deeply flawed, idk what kind of metric "best captain" is exactly
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Sep 18, 2015 20:41
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The metric is "least nebbish and enamoured with the Prime Directive."
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Sep 18, 2015 20:45
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Picard is unquestionably the most competent captain, though that isn't necessarily the trait that makes for the most entertaining television.
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Sep 18, 2015 20:51
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shadow puppet of a posted:The metric is "least nebbish and enamoured with the Prime Directive." the metric is sales graph which are pretty fuckin hilarious to me, a hosed up klingon raised in the planet homo ----------------
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Sep 18, 2015 20:58
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Sales graphs are pretty hilarious though. You can label the X-axis "bi-weekly" and its a double entendre.
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Sep 18, 2015 21:01
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Tezzor posted:avery brooks is an over actor wrong
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Sep 18, 2015 21:01
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TEAYCHES posted:*balling both hands into fists and looking over knuckles* it's WRONG!!
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Sep 18, 2015 21:06
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Sep 18, 2015 21:07
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"avery brooks" sounds like jack donaghy's wife
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Sep 18, 2015 21:08
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Captain Sisko is actually the best captain in all of Star Trek. wrong
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Sep 18, 2015 21:09
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One of my favourite things about Star Trek is every form of martial arts from everywhere in the galaxy teaches that double fist strike onto people's backs. Kira, please demonstrate it's effectiveness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4BQzejs0IA
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Sep 18, 2015 21:10
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Sep 18, 2015 21:11
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remember when he almost started a shooting war with the goddamn klingons because they wanted to search the freighter of his booty call? the only reason there was no war is because a klingon backed down and was executed for disobeying orders. then later she turned out to be a maquis smuggler. nobody mentioned it at the time but: oops
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Sep 18, 2015 21:12
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Also I feel this is how TNG really would have ended: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38eH9vIX-ok
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Sep 18, 2015 21:13
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Tezzor posted:remember when he almost started a shooting war with the goddamn klingons because they wanted to search the freighter of his booty call? the only reason there was no war is because a klingon backed down and was executed for disobeying orders. then later she turned out to be a maquis smuggler. nobody mentioned it at the time but: oops klingons arent people
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Sep 18, 2015 21:15
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Kitchner posted:One of my favourite things about Star Trek is every form of martial arts from everywhere in the galaxy teaches that double fist strike onto people's backs. Not to be all internet tough guy but the one fight I was in during high school I used the old TOS style two fisted gut/backsmash combo on a guy and it actually worked
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Sep 18, 2015 21:20
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Tezzor posted:avery brooks is an over actor its never overacting if you genuinely feel the emotional intensity you are expressing and brooks is such a nutjob that he does
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Sep 18, 2015 21:32
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Kitchner posted:One of my favourite things about Star Trek is every form of martial arts from everywhere in the galaxy teaches that double fist strike onto people's backs. Yes, the double-fisted Donkey Kong. As long as your form is flawless and the plot is on your side, you can knock just about anyone the gently caress out: fully armed Klingon warriors, 350 pound space lizard captains, even Kira got it in the shoulder blade once and hit the deck like a clumsy kid's ice cream cone. Brutal. Fistfighting in Trek was always pretty hilarious. Like, Worf vs Gowron was a cool brawl, but I remember when Bashir and O'Brien got double-crossed by aliens while helping them dispose of their bioweapons, and Bashir just beats the crap out of somebody out of nowhere. Maybe the alien race had air-filled bladders instead of bones. Same goes for everyone who got beat down in an alley by Picard. Did Wesley ever kick anyone's rear end? Or Geordi? Or Troi?
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Sep 18, 2015 22:36
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Tujague posted:Yes, the double-fisted Donkey Kong. As long as your form is flawless and the plot is on your side, you can knock just about anyone the gently caress out: fully armed Klingon warriors, 350 pound space lizard captains, even Kira got it in the shoulder blade once and hit the deck like a clumsy kid's ice cream cone. Brutal. Troi gets possessed by an alien and fucks Worf's poo poo up in the episode where they can't get any sleep and all go insane
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Sep 18, 2015 22:40
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Allow me to rank the crew by fighting prowess, presuming a one on one battle taking place in an average room or in quarters on the enterprise, not a dedicated fighting arena: Data Riker Worf Yar Picard Ensign Ro Dr. Pulaski O'Brien Troi Dr. Crusher Barclay Wesley Geordi Guinan (non mystic-powered)
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Sep 18, 2015 22:46
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Tezzor posted:remember when he almost started a shooting war with the goddamn klingons because they wanted to search the freighter of his booty call? the only reason there was no war is because a klingon backed down and was executed for disobeying orders. then later she turned out to be a maquis smuggler. nobody mentioned it at the time but: oops I know right. God, what an idiot. Everyone knows the best thing to do is to submit to an illegal search and seizure by an aggressive military acting as police where they have no authority. Especially if it's in the name of defending against a vaguely defined nebulous threat like
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Sep 18, 2015 22:49
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Tezzor posted:SON IF I GO IN FOR SURGERY WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE RESTAURANT For a while I was hoping that the Restaurant was a holo program, they were only doing it because Sisko Snr had space alzheimers and anything modern and futuristic scared him shitless..
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Sep 18, 2015 23:04
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counterfeitsaint posted:I know right. God, what an idiot. Everyone knows the best thing to do is to submit to an illegal search and seizure by an aggressive military acting as police where they have no authority. Especially if it's in the name of defending against a vaguely defined nebulous threat like if you want to argue that nearly starting a war with the klingons was the right call then whatever but at the very least he was too close and should have recused himself from command and put somebody in charge who wasn't loving the smuggler who went on to murder Allstate Obama
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Sep 18, 2015 23:09
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Tezzor posted:if you want to argue that nearly starting a war with the klingons was the right call then whatever but at the very least he was too close and should have recused himself from command and put somebody in charge who wasn't loving the smuggler who went on to murder Allstate Obama its a tv show tezzor
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Sep 18, 2015 23:10
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Tezzor posted:remember when he almost started a shooting war with the goddamn klingons because they wanted to search the freighter of his booty call? the only reason there was no war is because a klingon backed down and was executed for disobeying orders. then later she turned out to be a maquis smuggler. nobody mentioned it at the time but: oops She worked for the Maquis, and only got ONE YEAR IN PRISON. Then was allowed to waltz back and get into the pants of the most IMPORTANT person at that time in the that sector. And Starfleet was fine with it.
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Sep 18, 2015 23:16
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TEAYCHES posted:its a tv show tezzor and within the logic of the tv show he acted outside of regulations and nearly got billions killed. yolo
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Sep 18, 2015 23:16
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happyhippy posted:She worked for the Maquis, and only got ONE YEAR IN PRISON. Then was allowed to waltz back and get into the pants of the most IMPORTANT person at that time in the that sector. liberal revolving-door prisons imo
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Sep 18, 2015 23:17
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garak got 6 months for sabotage and assaulting a starfleet officer in the pursuance of attempted genocide
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Sep 18, 2015 23:18
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shadow puppet of a posted:Allow me to rank the crew by fighting prowess, presuming a one on one battle taking place in an average room or in quarters on the enterprise, not a dedicated fighting arena: Let's include off-ship recurring characters too. I'd put Lore just barely underneath Data (identical capabilities, but as a wise man once said, anger is a weapon only to one's opponent), Lwaxana Troi just under Ensign Ro (she's only that high because she can literally read the other person's mind and so would know what they're about to do), and Admiral Nechayev just above Riker (she would gently caress your poo poo UP.)
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Sep 18, 2015 23:22
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Voice: Constable Odo supports revolving door prisons. Constable Odo even released Elim Garak, a man twice convicted of attempted genocide. Can you trust a man like Constable Odo? Vote Elim Garak for Constable.
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Sep 18, 2015 23:24
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Hah, checked memory alpha and Ensign Ro got TWO YEARS for the poo poo she pulled. Then went and became HEAD OF loving SECURITY at DS9.
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Sep 18, 2015 23:31
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All I want is a miniseries featuring Quark captaining a Ferengi trading ship. Profit is back in a big way after his brother's death, but when Nog shows him evidence of Section 31's involvement, his world is spun around like a Dabo wheel.
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Sep 18, 2015 23:32
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Flocons de Jambon posted:All I want is a miniseries featuring Quark captaining a Ferengi trading ship. Profit is back in a big way after his brother's death, but when Nog shows him evidence of Section 31's involvement, his world is spun around like a Dabo wheel. Only if Nog is Captain of the Starfleet ship ordered to hunt him down.
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Tezzor posted:if you want to argue that nearly starting a war with the klingons was the right call then whatever but at the very least he was too close and should have recused himself from command and put somebody in charge who wasn't loving the smuggler who went on to murder Allstate Obama You seem like a cool guy, with well reasoned opinions, and I'm going to respond to your comments and look forward to the engaging discussion that follows. FFFFAAAART.
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