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etalian posted:I loved their pretentious west coast commercial: this is every ad ever for "hip new service": weird "upbeat" music, scenes cut together with a FWWSSSSSSH sound, and in the second half some lyric-less voices singing DOO DOO DAAAAA all while giving no information about the product, only vague emote cues it's like a lovely children's cartoon
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GORDON posted:Have any biologists or sociologists looked into this phenomenon of millennial males having no external genitalia? There may be a Nobel Prize, there. I'm the outlier here 
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GORDON posted:This could explain their disdain for having babies... they literally can't. good
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froward posted:all while giving no information about the product, only vague emote cues it's a bad commercial but are you retarded? it's pretty clear what the service offered is
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froward posted:this is every ad ever for "hip new service": weird "upbeat" music, scenes cut together with a FWWSSSSSSH sound, and in the second half some lyric-less voices singing DOO DOO DAAAAA This is one good thing about living in the south, we still have those corny local commercials that aren't full of smug millenial bullshit.
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I'm the ironic calculator watch.
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i can't imagine walking down the streets of new york looking like this. once you get to the party nobody cares because everyone is relaxing and having a drink, something you should do too 
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Mad Monk posted:I'm the ironic calculator watch. this is something i was ironically doing in like 1999. i also ironically wore wolf shirts and nascar shirts in like 2001 or 2002. i'm a hipster harbinger, and i didn't even know it. startup companies should hire me to predict the next wave of millenial hipster fetish objects...they would make a killing.
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Yes I too remember Look At This loving Hipster
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:this is something i was ironically doing in like 1999. i also ironically wore wolf shirts and nascar shirts in like 2001 or 2002. pre-hip is the ultimate in hipsterness. 
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i can't imagine walking down the streets of new york looking like this. That's what cloaks are for!
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a dog from hell posted:
Haha that's awesome and doesn't belong in this thread
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They're all 14 and haven't found good books yet, you loving creep.
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Toadvine posted:Haha that's awesome and doesn't belong in this thread something tells me that if she was white you'd being calling her an "entitled vapid oval office" - but what do i know dogstile posted:They're all 14 and haven't found good books yet, you loving creep. when i was 14 i was reading Camus, Solzhenitsyn, Albee, Beckett, etc...
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This dude put his rear end on backwards.
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froward posted:this is every ad ever for "hip new service": weird "upbeat" music, scenes cut together with a FWWSSSSSSH sound, and in the second half some lyric-less voices singing DOO DOO DAAAAA what do you expect it was targeted at millenials?
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:something tells me that if she was white you'd being calling her an "entitled vapid oval office" - but what do i know Jack poo poo it seems
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i wish people got their rear end kicked for poo poo like this
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Bluemillion posted:This dude put his rear end on backwards. Yeah, maybe if his name is Lieutenant Einhorn.
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GORDON posted:Have any biologists or sociologists looked into this phenomenon of millennial males having no external genitalia? There may be a Nobel Prize, there. This current weenie dude trend will go out of style, as will 20 year old girls dressing like 1940's grandmas. There will be holdouts who keep dressing like this for years and years who just don't realize it isn't what's cool anymore and will look confused as people laugh
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Demon Of The Fall posted:i wish people got their rear end kicked for poo poo like this im sure this guy gets his rear end kicked on the reg (emotionally as a depressive)
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Demon Of The Fall posted:i wish people got their rear end kicked for poo poo like this Hmm on the one hand I see your point, but on the other hand I don't support this position because as a beta I would be getting my rear end kicked on the reg in this hypothetical casual violence permissive society.
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 This Charming Millennial
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Mariana Horchata posted:
he doens't need to even stop and put cream in his coffee he can just wring the pomade into the cup on the go
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ethanol posted:he doens't need to even stop and put cream in his coffee he can just wring the pomade into the cup on the go i dont think ive ever envied an angry old chinese woman armed with bikini wax so much, just imagine Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:that's my plan. lol i wasnt really serious because u seem like a cool dude but good luck with trying to stay functional being in the position that u are now in if ur for real...because i know i most likely wouldnt make it a year making anything over 100k annually without ODing/suffering a substance induced coronary while simultaneously cruising along at 160mph in a Porsche, even trying in vain to avoid the temptation of having vice in such easy reach would be even worse than such a fate Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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This poo poo is going to look dated as gently caress like, tomorrow
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:something tells me that if she was white you'd being calling her an "entitled vapid oval office" - but what do i know Lmao
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Sep 19, 2015 03:18
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whole lotta angry nerds in this thread hahahahahaha
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attractive people? dressed fashionably? in cool parts of the country? 
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Sep 19, 2015 03:21
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Literally used this photo as the basis for a Halloween costume
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a lot of effeminate lumberjacks itt
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rakovsky maybe posted:attractive people? dressed fashionably? in cool parts of the country? Post ur picture mil
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rakovsky maybe posted:attractive people? dressed fashionably? in cool parts of the country? I'm an attractive people and I have lived in both of the cool parts of the country somehow, and I have this overwhelming urge to pants other people in their late twenties and early 30's constantly
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Mariana Horchata posted:
That has got to be the most punch-able face I have ever seen.
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some of these pictures are just like slightly fashion conscious people Like the guy with the beard and the open shirt is one thing, but the other pics are making you guys just look like you hate normal people
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