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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
woops VW

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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I always figured that with the way transmissions were getting, eventually automakers would recognize the EPA test cycle and drop to an extra-fuel-economy mode. Looks like VW was just ahead of the game on this one.

I'm surprised they managed to make anything that complicated that didn't immediately fail, though. Perhaps the EPA was alerted by the flashing light on the dashboard that said "CHECK EMISSIONS FRAUD SYSTEM."

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

buttcrackmenace posted:

Holy poo poo


Holy poo poo

How is this any different than aux air pumps on Northstars?

torpedan
Jul 17, 2003
Lets make Uncle Ben proud
Hyundai was fined $300 million for overstating the fuel mileage on 1.2 million cars, but from what little reading I did on that fine it may not have been fully intentional on their part. I would expect VAG to face a much steeper fine though as there is no doubt on intent and they misrepresented the actual emissions put out by the vehicles as well as the fuel mileage (assuming my memory is correct, these are measured at the same time as counting everything that comes out of the engine allows you to determine the fuel consumption as well.)

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I always figured that with the way transmissions were getting, eventually automakers would recognize the EPA test cycle and drop to an extra-fuel-economy mode. Looks like VW was just ahead of the game on this one.

I'm surprised they managed to make anything that complicated that didn't immediately fail, though. Perhaps the EPA was alerted by the flashing light on the dashboard that said "CHECK EMISSIONS FRAUD SYSTEM."

This made me giggle.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

IOwnCalculus posted:

Engine hats all around!

So if those are engine hats, is a bed "truck pants"?


Well that is pretty pants, so yeah.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

I don't have a picture of one handy but just thought I'd ask what the deal is with this minor trend I've been seeing around Seattle lately: Various GM W body cars with giant 22+ inch rims. Is there a reason this has become some sort of mini thing or am I just commuting through a small localized anomaly? I've seen at least four Luminas (especially a notable bright green one) and a three early aught Impalas including a broken down one this morning over the past few months. The busted down one this week was cute with all the peeled paint everywhere, various dents and scrapes, and four gigantic fresh-off-the-shelf chrome rims. Is there a reason it's fashionable to strap wheels to what are really bad to mediocre American cars made in the mid nineties to early 00s?

driguy
Feb 16, 2009

In The Pit!
Yeah, they're called 'donks' or 'hi-risers'. It's a southern thing.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

driguy posted:

Yeah, they're called 'donks' or 'hi-risers'. It's a southern thing.

I really need you to define what you think "southern" means

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Fabulousity posted:

I don't have a picture of one handy but just thought I'd ask what the deal is with this minor trend I've been seeing around Seattle lately: Various GM W body cars with giant 22+ inch rims. Is there a reason this has become some sort of mini thing or am I just commuting through a small localized anomaly? I've seen at least four Luminas (especially a notable bright green one) and a three early aught Impalas including a broken down one this morning over the past few months. The busted down one this week was cute with all the peeled paint everywhere, various dents and scrapes, and four gigantic fresh-off-the-shelf chrome rims. Is there a reason it's fashionable to strap wheels to what are really bad to mediocre American cars made in the mid nineties to early 00s?

It's called a broke rear end donk.


A regular donk is a 5-10 thousand dollar car with 10 thousand dollar 26-30 inch rims on it.

With a broke rear end donk, you buy the cheapest, biggest wheels you can find first, then find a car that they bolt to. there are a ton of 20-22" 5x115 wheels out there because people like to stick em on the chrysler 300. that just happens to be the same bolt pattern as most busted rear end chevies.

driguy
Feb 16, 2009

In The Pit!

PCOS Bill posted:

I really need you to define what you think "southern" means

Not trying to derail this but by "southern" I mean Texas or say, Louisiana.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


driguy posted:

Not trying to derail this but by "southern" I mean Texas or say, Louisiana.

donks aren't texas. texas is swangers and they're hilarious.


driguy
Feb 16, 2009

In The Pit!
Ah yes, you are correct on both counts.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Powershift posted:

donks aren't texas. texas is swangers and they're hilarious.




That's just because donks got played out. They were there before swangers.

Basically gently caress Houston is what I'm saying.

Night Danger Moose
Jan 5, 2004

YO SOY FIESTA

iwentdoodie posted:

Basically gently caress Houston is what I'm saying.
After living there for 3.5 years, this is a statement that should be more of a universal truth than "fire hot."

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



iwentdoodie posted:

That's just because donks got played out. They were there before swangers.

Basically gently caress Houston is what I'm saying.

I remember someone posted a story a while back of someone that had wheels like that being stalked and murdered so that they could steal them in Houston. Awesome place.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Uncle Jam posted:

If you're too freaked out about the lack of safety equipment in your 1940s Chevy truck to drive fast enough to keep up with freeway traffic, you might not want to drive on the freeway.
Else you'll get rear ended by a tractor trailer and find out how many safety features are lacking.





interesting follow up to this, some people were wondering if the insurance company would end up fixing it because the car is so valuable.

http://www.copart.com/us/Lot/30088775?searchId=618167905

nope!

the poi
Oct 24, 2004

turbo volvo, wooooo!
Grimey Drawer
You'd think someone would want the brightwork pretty bad...unless there are literally no Lincoln Zephyrs left?

Faster Blaster
Feb 6, 2010

I wanna see a few trucks pulling trailers around a dirt track with these bad ideas all around. Maybe put guys in the trailers, call it a race, see where it goes.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

the poi posted:

You'd think someone would want the brightwork pretty bad...unless there are literally no Lincoln Zephyrs left?

The only piece of undamaged chrome the insurance company (hagarty I believe) let barry keep.
Basically everything else has some damage which may not be visible in small pictures.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Powershift posted:

It's called a broke rear end donk.


A regular donk is a 5-10 thousand dollar car with 10 thousand dollar 26-30 inch rims on it.

With a broke rear end donk, you buy the cheapest, biggest wheels you can find first, then find a car that they bolt to. there are a ton of 20-22" 5x115 wheels out there because people like to stick em on the chrysler 300. that just happens to be the same bolt pattern as most busted rear end chevies.

Thanks, bolt pattern matching Chrysler 300 anything suddenly makes it all make sense.

Although now that I really think about it I haven't seen a 300 in quite a while. Did everyone wise up?

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Fabulousity posted:

I don't have a picture of one handy but just thought I'd ask what the deal is with this minor trend I've been seeing around Seattle lately: Various GM W body cars with giant 22+ inch rims. Is there a reason this has become some sort of mini thing or am I just commuting through a small localized anomaly? I've seen at least four Luminas (especially a notable bright green one) and a three early aught Impalas including a broken down one this morning over the past few months. The busted down one this week was cute with all the peeled paint everywhere, various dents and scrapes, and four gigantic fresh-off-the-shelf chrome rims. Is there a reason it's fashionable to strap wheels to what are really bad to mediocre American cars made in the mid nineties to early 00s?

The supply of cheap RWD B-body GM cars have been drying up, so the cash-strapped end of the Donk culture's moving on to W-bodies (Regal, Grand Prix, Impala), H-bodies (Bonneville, Eighty-Eight, LeSabre) and even A-bodies (think pre-97 Century, Cutlass Ciera).

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

Ozz81 posted:

Isn't it pretty much a tarted up Ford Explorer? Or is the Explorer a stripped-down Rover? They look way too similar


Nah, the Evoque started development after Ford sold JLR to Tata. The current Explorer is just an ex-LR employee copying it for Ford.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Itzena posted:

Nah, the Evoque started development after Ford sold JLR to Tata. The current Explorer is just an ex-LR employee copying it for Ford.

Tatas have a habit if rusting to poo poo from what I've seen around here. Every cheap trade company bought them for their fleets and most likely regretting it.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Powershift posted:

It's called a broke rear end donk.


A regular donk is a 5-10 thousand dollar car with 10 thousand dollar 26-30 inch rims on it.

With a broke rear end donk, you buy the cheapest, biggest wheels you can find first, then find a car that they bolt to. there are a ton of 20-22" 5x115 wheels out there because people like to stick em on the chrysler 300. that just happens to be the same bolt pattern as most busted rear end chevies.

Technically a Lumina is a "bubble". Donks are 70's Boxes are 80s and Bubbles are 90's and up.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
ive never seen a murcielago in real life before. i wish i hadn't




  • dumb rear spoiler that has to completely ruin the already nonexistent visibility
  • faux(?) diffuser fins
  • horrible black air intake on front of the back wheels that arent even facing the right direction
  • aftermarket rear lights(?)
  • totally hosed up camber on the front wheel
  • tacky wheels with... undersized tires? oh wait. oh god.
  • its stanced
  • the cooling flaps are forced open. if you do this i am p sure there is a good chance the motor will jam.



:rice:

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


If it is real, it looks like it was modified by some guys called Platinum Motorsports (and if so, 7 of your 8 complaints are a result of that alone). However the proportions just kinda look off to me for some reason. Possibly a well done fake?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


It's a salvage title base murcielago with a bunch of LP640 lookin parts glued on. the cooling flaps aren't forced open, they're glued on.

http://www.autobia.com/car-detail/murcielago/Lamborghini-Murcielago-LP640-Coupe-2-Door-2007_281794781389.html

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Powershift posted:

It's a salvage title base murcielago with a bunch of LP640 lookin parts glued on. the cooling flaps aren't forced open, they're glued on.

http://www.autobia.com/car-detail/murcielago/Lamborghini-Murcielago-LP640-Coupe-2-Door-2007_281794781389.html

dude.

using the power of google i found more pics of it. it looks like a god damned hot wheels car with all that poo poo glued onto it






some guy carfaxed it on the forum where i found those pics and it was salvaged not once, but twice lol. i thought that color green was one of the factory colors but it was originally white - its repainted too.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TidNI4xY_fE

the rear intakes are supposed to fold up at high speed, they aren't glued on. i read on some lamborghini forum (i dont know why i was reading a lamborghini forum) that keeping them in the open position can jam the motor that opens them but im not exactly an expert here. none of the pics of the car have them closed though. apparently the murcielago also has a folding rear spoiler that is conveniently being covered up by that black rear spoiler.. diffuser... thing.

this thing is even worse than i could have hoped oh my god

nigga crab pollock fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Sep 20, 2015

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

That has to be one of those cases where someone had the car in question but couldn't afford to keep it. I don't know if it's hilarious or sad. I'm going with hilarious as putting the brand of your car on your plate is stupid.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Disgruntled Bovine posted:

That has to be one of those cases where someone had the car in question but couldn't afford to keep it. I don't know if it's hilarious or sad. I'm going with hilarious as putting the brand of your car on your plate is stupid.

Either that or they had the car in question, but it spent so much time broken and in the shop, they decided gently caress it, I'll just buy a Camry.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

That has to be one of those cases where someone had the car in question but couldn't afford to keep it. I don't know if it's hilarious or sad. I'm going with hilarious as putting the brand of your car on your plate is stupid.

I actually did something similar. I had DRIFTY on my FR-S and I transferred them to the Fiesta ST I traded it in for. Had them on for about 6 months until I bought a second car (NC) and transferred them to that.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
So VAG could face up to $18 billion in fines. Even if they drop that by 50% that's a big number.

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

Ok, I've seen this car parked near my college for about a year now. Horribly dirty and sounds like poo poo. Nothing on it looks even remotely convincing.





I'll try to get a shot of the front soon.

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
There's only one thing it could be.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
Is there an actual reason why Fieros get molested so bad all the time?

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

jamal posted:

There's only one thing it could be.

A real, legit GT40? :v:

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Black88GTA
Oct 8, 2009

DiggityDoink posted:

Is there an actual reason why Fieros get molested so bad all the time?

2 seater MR layout, all over the place, cheap as gently caress, parts / chassis everywhere, all mechanical repairs / upgrades easy and fully documented all over the internet. When you think about it, there was literally nothing else that fit all of this criteria out there at the time everybody started dumping the ACVW chassis and turned to molesting Fieros for kit cars. Now I think early Miatas might qualify as well, but the horde of Miata based kit cars just hasn't hit yet.

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