UKMT September 2015: David Cameron Fucked a Dead Pig

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Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

Do pigs even have lips?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:11

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# ? May 25, 2024 22:37

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

keep punching joe posted:

The source is apparently another MP.

Now who would have an axe to grind, and knew Cameron back in his pig loving days?

Gideon?

Why is the Mail publishing this? Is money more important than right wing loyalty?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:11

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

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E: :boonie:

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:12

Angepain: Jul 13, 2012; what keeps happening to my clothes

Nice of Ashcroft to wait until Cameron has no more elections to win before publishing this, though

e: I mean he'll probably stand again as an MP but who cares

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:13

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

XMNN posted:

Gideon?

Why is the Mail publishing this? Is money more important than right wing loyalty?

Yes?

Also, they can easily say they ARE being loyal to the right because this debauched necroporker isn't fit to run the country, or indeed anything at all.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:13

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

XMNN posted:

Gideon?

Why is the Mail publishing this? Is money more important than right wing loyalty?

Is that even a question?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:14

Pesky Splinter: Feb 16, 2011; A worried pug.

Front page says:

quote:

Mr Cameron was a member of a 'dope smoking group' called the Flam Club at Oxford University.

Cocaine was later allowed to circulate at his and his wife's home.

Mr Cameron was also in a debauched Oxford socitey that specialies in 'bizzare rituals and sexual excess'.

The book reports a source who claims that during Mr Cameron's initiation ceremony he 'put a private part of his anatomy' into a dead pig's mouth. Furthermore the source claimes to have seen photgraphic evidence.

i demand pictures.

Pissflaps posted:

Do pigs even have lips?

Well, you can put lipstick on a pig...but you're still a PM getting a blow job off so much bacon.

Mister Adequate posted:

necroporker

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Sep 20, 2015

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:14

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

If this ends up being true, ousting Cameron, fracturing the tories in the ensuing power vacuum, and leading to a labour surge in an early election, I am not going to be happy about crediting the daily mail with starting the revolution.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:15

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

Mister Adequate posted:

Yes?

Also, they can easily say they ARE being loyal to the right because this debauched necroporker isn't fit to run the country, or indeed anything at all.

OwlFancier posted:

Is that even a question?

Yeah, it sort of dawned on me immediately after I posted.

Pesky Splinter posted:

Front page says:

i demand pictures.

Well, you can put lipstick on a pig...but you're still a PM getting a blow job off so much bacon.

I wish we'd given our "dope smoking group" a cool name

. Not Flam Club though, that's pretty bad more in a Choom Gang direction.

e: Also I wouldn't have invited James Delingpole.

XMNN fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Sep 20, 2015

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:17

ShaneMacGowansTeeth: May 22, 2007; I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

the full part about the photo with context. Does it exist? Does it not?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:20

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

New Labour is dead and David Cameron hosed a pig. This is the best thread since Thatcher died.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:23

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Did the dead pig have a thatcher wig on?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:23

ShaneMacGowansTeeth: May 22, 2007; I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Gonzo McFee posted:

New Labour is dead and David Cameron hosed a pig. This is the best thread since Thatcher died.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:24

Angepain: Jul 13, 2012; what keeps happening to my clothes

I was thinking for a second we could narrow this down by eliminating how many tory mps were oxford contemporaries but I have the feeling that is still going to be a large number

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:24

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:26

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

And you pommy bastards laughed at Abbott eating an onion.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:26

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

David Cameron is ruined. You can't go on after a paper states that you hosed a pig in the mouth.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:27

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom, for me and you

and I think to myself

DavCam hosed a pig.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:27

Angepain: Jul 13, 2012; what keeps happening to my clothes

Charlie Brooker posted:

poo poo. Turns out Black Mirror is a documentary series.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:28

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Does this mean Hugh Grant and Ian Hislop also hosed a pig in the gob?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:28

mediadave: Sep 8, 2011

Hmmhmm, who could be the source?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:28

ShaneMacGowansTeeth: May 22, 2007; I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Prime Ministers Questions is still scheduled for Wednesday, right?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:30

KOGAHAZAN!!: Apr 29, 2013; a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

David Cameron: a threat to our livestock's security

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:30

Pesky Splinter: Feb 16, 2011; A worried pug.

mediadave posted:

Hmmhmm, who could be the source?

Probably wouldn't be so close...after all, if Cameron hosed a pig, what did Boris do? Sheep? Cow?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:31

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

I'm so happy.

Also, this just in:

Unelectable and de-elected former liberal democrat slash Tory Stooge Vince Cable believes that eminently electable and repeatedly, latterly overwhelmingly, elected Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is unelectable.

More at elev... no, actually, STFU Cable, no-one cares what you think any more.

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/20/vince-cable-contradicts-tim-farron-coalition-corbyn-labour

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:31

Zephro: Nov 23, 2000; I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

I'm gonna be all devil's advocatey and ask whether sticking your cock in a dead pig's mouth is tremendously different from, for instance, the rowing team at my redbrick university buying a round of pints, each sticking their dick in one, then shuffling them around so you end up drinking a beer that's had your random teammate's knob in it

Beware of poshos and rowers I guess

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:32

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

mediadave posted:

Hmmhmm, who could be the source?

I hadn't seen the year after's, with him in the middle.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:33

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Zephro posted:

I'm gonna be all devil's advocatey and ask whether sticking your cock in a dead pig's mouth is tremendously different from, for instance, the rowing team at my redbrick university buying a round of pints, each sticking their dick in one, then shuffling them around so you end up drinking a beer that's had your random teammate's knob in it

Beware of poshos and rowers I guess

One of those is a pint.

The other is a dead pig.

HTH

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:34

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

Zephro posted:

Beware of poshos and rowers I guess

Rowers are posh.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:34

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

XMNN posted:

The article is already in the citations for that wiki entry.

Zephro posted:

I'm gonna be all devil's advocatey and ask whether sticking your cock in a dead pig's mouth is tremendously different from, for instance, the rowing team at my redbrick university buying a round of pints, each sticking their dick in one, then shuffling them around so you end up drinking a beer that's had your random teammate's knob in it

Beware of poshos and rowers I guess

It's not tremendously different.

It is, however, very *importantly* different.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:35

Zephro: Nov 23, 2000; I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

One of those is a pint.

The other is a dead pig.

HTH

I'm presuming the dead pig is intended for consumption at some point; ie it's a hog roast or something rather than a pig killed specifically to be a receptacle of an aristocratic bellend.

Maybe I'm wrong, idk

quote:

I hadn't seen the year after's, with him in the middle.

TimesWhenYouWantASingleHandGrenade.jpg

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:35

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

Mister Adequate posted:

debauched necroporker

M....MODS NAME CHANGE

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:36

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Posh people can't be trusted with their genitals.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:37

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Zephro posted:

I'm presuming the dead pig is intended for consumption at some point; ie it's a hog roast or something rather than a pig killed specifically to be a receptacle of an aristocratic bellend.

Maybe I'm wrong, idk

I would submit that whether it's slaughtered specifically for the purposes of producing blackmail material on future PMs (sometimes I do wonder whether that's what things like the Bullingdon Club are actually FOR) or whether it was slaughtered to be eaten and coincidentally engaged as a disturbing sex toy is pretty much irrelevant next to the fact that said aristocratic bellend STUCK HIS DICK IN IT.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:38

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

Gonzo McFee posted:

David Cameron mouth hosed a dead pig and Jeremy Corbyn is a Robot Anime Man. 2015 is the strangest year so far.

Jesus I'm worried about what other black mirror stuff will come true :psyduck:

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:41

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Ah, a fine thread title.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:41

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Prime Ministers Questions is still scheduled for Wednesday, right?

No wonder he was suddenly so keen to have a serious and formal PMQs from here on out.

No oinking at the toffs, for instance.

Gonzo McFee posted:

David Cameron mouth hosed a dead pig and Jeremy Corbyn is a Robot Anime Man. 2015 is the strangest year so far.

Jeremy Corbyn is real and strong and is my friend.

Also David Cameron has sex with a dead pig.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:42

Zephro: Nov 23, 2000; I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

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# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:42

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

So is he going to studiously ignore it or sue someone/everyone?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:43

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Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

What on earth was he thinking? This just isn't kosher.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:43

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