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Powered Descent posted:and Admiral Nechayev just above Riker (she would gently caress your poo poo UP.) For real, Nechayev would just straight-up kick a guy in the balls, then lecture you about everything you just did wrong. And she'd be right about it, too. You see those pips on her collar? Those are admiral pips, and that means she doesn't have to put up with anyone's poo poo.
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Powered Descent posted:Let's include off-ship recurring characters too. I'd put Lore just barely underneath Data (identical capabilities, but as a wise man once said, anger is a weapon only to one's opponent), Lwaxana Troi just under Ensign Ro (she's only that high because she can literally read the other person's mind and so would know what they're about to do), and Admiral Nechayev just above Riker (she would gently caress your poo poo UP.) Agreed on all counts. Admiral Nachayev would be the Brock Lesnar to Lore and Data's Kane and Undertaker.
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ewhat abojt the predator faced alien who says PLAY DOM JOT HUMON?
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Mr. Pumroy posted:ewhat abojt the predator faced alien who says PLAY DOM JOT HUMON? Any competent Barokie player could dust a Dom jot playing Nausicaan. All that minor wrist movement and trigonometry really pays off in a streetfight.
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happyhippy posted:Hah, checked memory alpha and Ensign Ro got TWO YEARS for the poo poo she pulled. I think we saw different shows.
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Gutcruncher posted:I think we saw different shows. hes posting from the mirror universe
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admiral ross looks like a guy who gets angry-drunk at his kid's sports games and beats the poo poo out of the other dads... a force to be reckoned with imo
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Sep 19, 2015 01:25
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Star Trek Online has her as head of security on DS9 atm. Stopped playing it so cant confirm/deny this, but says it on Memory Alpha
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i like major kira but ds9 would have been better with ro as an ex-starfleet bajoran liason officer imo
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TEAYCHES posted:i like major kira but ds9 would have been better with ro as an ex-starfleet bajoran liason officer imo *in Plinkett voice* shouldn't she be in a prison??
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Has anyone read the casting call for TNG? Some of them are pretty funny. Wheaton was cast in a girl's role and they wanted Geordi to be black..but not too black. https://books.google.com/books?id=A...epage&q&f=false
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It's federation prison tho. It's still a post scarcity utopia. You get average food because there is no reason to give you bad food. Your room is a little smaller than the free apartment you got back home, but probably bigger than the lowbie crew quarters on an average starship, and certainly nicer than a bajoran refugee camp. No holosuite time and probably pretty strict replicator restrictions. It's just boring. They were barely able to talk Tom Paris into leaving prison to pilot Voyager. 'Would you rather be in prison or fly a starship?' 'Meh, six of one, half a dozen of the other.' The federation is all about rehabilitation. Their prisons are humane but boring, so you'll willingly participate in the rehabilitation programs just for something to do. Councillors as far as the eye can see.
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i wonder if Harold turns out to be super gay in the next movie
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Tezzor posted:Voice: Constable Odo supports revolving door prisons. Constable Odo even released Elim Garak, a man twice convicted of attempted genocide. Can you trust a man like Constable Odo? Vote Elim Garak for Constable. I like how they would periodically allow loving "SPACE HITLER" Dukat hang out on the station so he could creep on Kira. Running forced labor camps and enslaving an entire race? Oh it's all good because he's a terrorist now.
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DS9 has pretty realistic politics, yeah. poo poo's changing all the time, today's enemy is tomorrow's ally. It's like Metal Gear Solid 3 in space
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BottledBodhisvata posted:DS9 has pretty realistic politics, yeah. poo poo's changing all the time, today's enemy is tomorrow's ally. Benjamin, remember the basics of CQC. 
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A federation prison is basically like one of those insanely expensive rehab clinics but it gets you off crime instead of drugs
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Angela Christine posted:It's federation prison tho. It's still a post scarcity utopia. You get average food because there is no reason to give you bad food. Your room is a little smaller than the free apartment you got back home, but probably bigger than the lowbie crew quarters on an average starship, and certainly nicer than a bajoran refugee camp. No holosuite time and probably pretty strict replicator restrictions. It's just boring. They were barely able to talk Tom Paris into leaving prison to pilot Voyager. 'Would you rather be in prison or fly a starship?' 'Meh, six of one, half a dozen of the other.' I really think a conjugal visit with a holodeck every now and then would be written into Federation Law.
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Boinks posted:Has anyone read the casting call for TNG? Some of them are pretty funny. Wheaton was cast in a girl's role and they wanted Geordi to be black..but not too black.  shoulda kept the jheri curl
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hard time. oof. the obrien must suffer-est of the obrien must suffers
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he got extra food though, hardly suffering
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chaosbreather posted:A federation prison is basically like one of those insanely expensive rehab clinics but it gets you off crime instead of drugs Our main news story tonight: Opponents to the current government have criticised existing Federation prison regulations for the lack of Holodeck time prisoners are allowed. Leader of the Opposition Jez'Bak Haardul told Federation News that some inmates serving sentences for their entire lives were only entitled to just 5 minutes of holodeck time per day. The government has denied that it's holodeck limitation policy is cruel, but the news has sparked protests over the treatment of prisoners. Naturally these protests were conducted within holodecks, but we are told were those protesters to take to the streets there would have been potentially millions of participants. Now do Tu'Lorvar for the sport.
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Kitchner posted:Now do Tu'Lorvar for the sport. Thanks, Tom. Disaster struck at the Parrises Squares tournament today as several contestants fell from their squares and broke their necks. Their corpses are currently being examined for possible PED use leading to balance problems and overaggression. On Gault Colony, a youth football player was killed following a headbutt from the only Klingon player on the planet. And in Anbo-jyutsu news...
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Kitchner posted:Now do Tu'Lorvar for the sport. Thanks gently caress YOU DELSABER
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happyhippy posted:Thanks gently caress YOU DELSABER Do the space-weather you idiot. That always comes after sports.
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I'm really surprised they didn't come across more poo poo like this during Star Trek:quote:The series 5 long-range tactical armor unit was a type of highly-advanced antimatter torpedo designed by the Druoda, a Delta Quadrant species. Like, why have the Romulans never done this? I mean sure this weapon is from Voyager (  ) and so is the Cardassian version of this, but these types of things seem like the perfect weapon. Put a warp drive in what is essentially a nuke and just have it travel at maximum warp at the enemy broadcasting the identity signal of a freighter or something.
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Because they would learn to detect it using their parsectical fwappadappa pizotronic radiation matrix and disarm the warhead from whatever else, goddamn
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Kitchner posted:I'm really surprised they didn't come across more poo poo like this during Star Trek: You don't even need a nuke or any kind of explosive payload, just slap an antimatter engine on an asteroid and slam it into your opponent's homeworld at warp 9 and it'll punch right through the planet. Or run the Enterprise into it, which should amount to pretty much the same thing
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Kitchner posted:Like, why have the Romulans never done this? If you can't insult the captain of the other ship with sarcastic retorts just before jumping him with you two hidden Warbird mates, it just ain't worth doing.
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skasion posted:You don't even need a nuke or any kind of explosive payload, just slap an antimatter engine on an asteroid and slam it into your opponent's homeworld at warp 9 and it'll punch right through the planet. Or run the Enterprise into it, which should amount to pretty much the same thing A little bit easier to detect an asteroid moving at warp 9 than something that looks like a ship broadcasting civilian ship identities.
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happyhippy posted:If you can't insult the captain of the other ship with sarcastic retorts just before jumping him with you two hidden Warbird mates, it just ain't worth doing. Shall we obliterate them while cloaked Captain as their Shields are down? No, decloak us right in front of their ship and make sure our ships are nose to nose as it were and facing the right way. I swear to God crewman if we decloak upside down on their viewscreen again I'll have you shot.
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Kitchner posted:I'm really surprised they didn't come across more poo poo like this during Star Trek: everyone in the alpha quadrant is extremely uncreative, from years of holodeck exposure
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skasion posted:You don't even need a nuke or any kind of explosive payload, just slap an antimatter engine on an asteroid and slam it into your opponent's homeworld at warp 9 and it'll punch right through the planet. Or run the Enterprise into it, which should amount to pretty much the same thing sure, and then they can do the same thing to your homeworld
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Rutibex posted:everyone in the alpha quadrant is extremely uncreative, from years of holodeck exposure Easy solution: Computer. *Beep* using the holder design a weapon of mass destruction that will easily anticipate all my enemy's detection methods and reach their homeworld unscathed before annihilating them. *creates moriarty with a nuclear bomb for a head*
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The Dominion were gonna blow up an entire star system to take out every major Alpha Quadrant fleet in one fell swoop, that's pretty harsh io
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the dominion was right
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Death to all gross slime monsters
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i serve the founders in all things
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Death to all gross slime monsters Enabran Tain did nothing wrong!
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skasion posted:You don't even need a nuke or any kind of explosive payload, just slap an antimatter engine on an asteroid and slam it into your opponent's homeworld at warp 9 and it'll punch right through the planet. Or run the Enterprise into it, which should amount to pretty much the same thing I think that was basically the idea behind mass drivers on Babylon 5 and elsewhere, except you don't even need to waste a perfectly good engine on those, just collect asteroid debris and accelerate it inside a chamber then shoot it at your target when it's got the right velocity. But because it's Star Trek, and Voyager specifically, anyone using asteroids against planets were following some hilariously complex Cobra Commander plan that can break the second some random Starfleet away team shows up and starts poking around.
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