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You think Ol Dave has just drifted off to sleep to be woken by an aide telling him this news? Or are they going to let him sleep? Your PM hosed a dead pig, btw
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sebzilla posted:What a time to be alive. Well, yeah. It's certainly not a time to be dead. And a pig.
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What bizarre, alternate universe have I entered? One where Jeremy Corbyn is leader of Labour and David Cameron was ousted as a pig fucker?
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From Twitterquote:I hope that Taiwanese news animation team is aware of this lol
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I don't think they kissed.
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He may have hosed a pig but a least he can sing the national anthem.
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As a nation led by a pigfucker, maybe we actually do need the international validation provided by nuclear weapons. I'm coming round on trident, guys.
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Guavanaut posted:I don't think they kissed. That pig sure kissed part of him.
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David Cameron hosed a dead pig.
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Cabinet posted:You think Ol Dave has just drifted off to sleep to be woken by an aide telling him this news? Or are they going to let him sleep? Currently calling M16 to ask for a favor.
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You Brits have really stepped up your 'humiliate a tory PM' game, after watching us roast Tony Abbott.
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Cabinet posted:You think Ol Dave has just drifted off to sleep to be woken by an aide telling him this news? Or are they going to let him sleep? He's just lying there peacefully, counting sheep to help him off
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Could have at least bought the pig dinner first.
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Captain No-mates posted:David Cameron hosed a dead pig.
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Tokamak posted:You Brits have really stepped up your 'humiliate a tory PM' game, after watching us roast Tony Abbott. If it makes you feel any better I have no doubt that Abbott probably also hosed a pig and didn't even need a reason to do it.
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Tokamak posted:You Brits have really stepped up your 'humiliate a tory PM' game, after watching us roast Tony Abbott. He only got roasted with onions. Ours was a pork roast. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Sep 21, 2015 |
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I've been running tabletop games all evening and this is the best story to come back to.
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David "Dave" Cameron, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom had sexual intercourse with a severed pig's head. Whether or not he climaxed is yet to be confirmed.
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David Cameron: Bae of Pigs
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David Cameron, our prime minister, had sex with a dead pig.
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Al-Saqr posted:Admit it, who else here felt it in their BONES the first time you laid eyes on Cameron that he's the type to have done something loving disgusting like this in his youth? he seems like the repressed type who'd do this. Yeah one of the greatest things about this story (other than "David Cameron hosed a dead pig") is how instantly believable it is. Nobody even questions the idea that Cameron might have put his cock in a dead pig. Tony Blair may be a hideous and wretched human being, but you don't look at him and straight away think "pig fucker". With Cameron, the only surprising aspect is that it's being reported on at all.
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Cabinet posted:David Cameron: Bae of Pigs
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You pray for anything to distract the thread and get away from the same nuclear weapon arguments getting done over, and this happens.
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Delingpole is confirming Cameron's Deli pole with "Boys will be Boys" patter. https://twitter.com/JamesDelingpole/status/645727216119193600
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Oberleutnant posted:Whether or not he climaxed is yet to be confirmed. It's called Getting On
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Gonzo McFee posted:The Prime Minister in Black Mirror did it for the noble reason of saving a young woman from being murdered. quote:Princess Susannah (Lydia Wilson), a much loved member of the Royal Family, is kidnapped and the ransom demand is an unusual one; Prime Minister David Cameron must have sexual intercourse with a pig on live national television. As the time starts to run out and public support rapidly disappears, Cameron finds he may have no choice but to go through with the obscene act. It came out in 2011, holy gently caress, how long have the rumors been swirling around on this? Ghetto Prince fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Sep 21, 2015 |
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http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-the-papers-34310771 The BBC has dropped covering the Daily Mail today.
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David "Snuffle Truffle" Cameron. David "Pork Sword" Cameron. David "Slam-bam-thank-you-ham" Cameron.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Delingpole is confirming Cameron's Deli pole noice
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You don't have to have hosed a dead pig to be Prime Minister but it helps. 
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big scary monsters posted:Yeah one of the greatest things about this story (other than "David Cameron hosed a dead pig") is how instantly believable it is. Nobody even questions the idea that Cameron might have put his cock in a dead pig. Tony Blair may be a hideous and wretched human being, but you don't look at him and straight away think "pig fucker". With Cameron, the only surprising aspect is that it's being reported on at all. I'm still in the "I don't believe he wouldn't, but I have no earthly conception of why he would" phase.
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big scary monsters posted:"David Cameron hosed a dead pig"
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happyhippy posted:http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-the-papers-34310771 I can think of Rasher decisions.
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Cerv posted:You pray for anything to distract the thread and get away from the same nuclear weapon arguments getting done over, and this happens. I feel like this is a good way to unite people, I mean at the end of the day aren't we all just people who haven't hosed a dead pig?  apart from that one guy
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OwlFancier posted:I'm still in the "I don't believe he wouldn't, but I have no earthly conception of why he would" phase. loving look at him don't tell me you can look at that shiny, pudgy, pasty face and not immediately think "hosed a dead pig once".
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baka kaba posted:It's called Getting On OwlFancier posted:I'm still in the "I don't believe he wouldn't, but I have no earthly conception of why he would" phase.
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Gonzo McFee posted:I can think of Rasher decisions. But it's a Crackling story, you'd think they'd cover it.
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Bet you wish you'd taken Corbyn up on his offer of talking about politics rather than personalities now, huh, Dave?
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Just a heartwarming example of Pig Society in action
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