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Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
what the gently caress is going on???

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NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

Automatic Slim posted:

They look comical and more than a little desperate. As a Yank, I'm confused that a publication so in the corner of the Tories would come out against a Tory PM like this. Other than the rich donor, who else did Cameron piss off?

He has displeased the spirit of socialism, unsealed by the tories' failure to get a blairite as head of labour. Now it causes unfettered capitalism to wield it's own powers against itself.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Pesmerga posted:

what the gently caress is going on???

Pigs.

Dead Pigs.

That's the loving going on.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


So has anyone called Charlie Brooker to ask what he knew when about this? Because this is way, way too on the snout.

Nose. Sorry.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Irony Be My Shield posted:

I don't care what your politics are, there's way way you turn down a story about a sitting Prime Minister putting his penis in the mouth of a dead animal

You do have a point. Any publisher worth their salt would say: "Look, you're leadership is great for the country and I've been one of your biggest supporters, but let's face it, pig loving is pig loving and that is circulation gold!"

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008

Pesmerga posted:

what the gently caress is going on???

Day 1 of a new kind of politics.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Teddybear posted:

So has anyone called Charlie Brooker to ask what he knew when about this? Because this is way, way too on the snout.

Nose. Sorry.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Teddybear posted:

So has anyone called Charlie Brooker to ask what he knew when about this? Because this is way, way too on the snout.

Nose. Sorry.

Charlie Brooker ‏@charltonbrooker 6h6 hours ago

Just to clear it up: nope, I’d never heard anything about Cameron and a pig when coming up with that story. So this weirds me out.
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efb

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Investigative journalists should just have him spitball for a few hours then chase down his ideas for truth.

hanyolo
Jul 18, 2013
I am an employee of the Microsoft Gaming Division and they pay me to defend the Xbox One on the Something Awful Forums
Someone needs to create a :britain: with a pig asap imo

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
This is amazing. :allears:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
Maybe Hameron was just getting really into his Latin classes?
"Porcabo ego vos et irrumabo..."

Captain No-mates posted:

David Cameron hosed a dead pig.

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

I guess this means every Bullingdon boy has molested a pig. I'm sure they paid the farmer in cash, as is the tradition.

hanyolo
Jul 18, 2013
I am an employee of the Microsoft Gaming Division and they pay me to defend the Xbox One on the Something Awful Forums
pig dead. so what

Verizian
Dec 18, 2004
The spiky one.

hanyolo posted:

Pig head. So what?


Tweaked so it would look better on a tshirt with Dave's smug, pigfucking, face.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Al-Saqr posted:

Wait, the UK is still asleep? holy hell is tomorrow gonna be great.

A bunch of us are Australians, looking for our insane politics fix Malcom Turnbull denied us.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Right now it's 7am. Welcome to P-Day

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Tom Watson will soon be appearing on Radio 4 and I have literally no idea what line he's going to take.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Trin Tragula posted:

Tom Watson will soon be appearing on Radio 4 and I have literally no idea what line he's going to take.

If the BBC are avoiding the story, he probably won't be asked about it.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
oh what a snoutrage

kingturnip posted:

If the BBC are avoiding the story, he probably won't be asked about it.

What's the deal with that? I thought the BBC wasn't supposed to avoid stories? How do you avoid this

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008

Oberleutnant posted:

I want a loving CSI cold case on this. I want a re-enactment for Crimewatch and the pig's remains exhumed and swabbed for dna evidence

Trin Tragula posted:

Tom Watson will soon be appearing on Radio 4 and I have literally no idea what line he's going to take.

We need people to find out if/where it gets mentioned. Personally I want to know if the Metro (the free one that gets stocked on buses etc. for our foreign observers) is going to open up with it. :allears:

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


CAMERON PIG gently caress?!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

kingturnip posted:

If the BBC are avoiding the story, he probably won't be asked about it.

BBC: So Mr Watson, with this £2 billion deal on the table what...
Watson: DAVID CAMERON IS A FILTHY PIG FUCKER AND SO'S ALL HIS MATES

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008

Comrade Fakename posted:

CAMERON PIG gently caress?!

The Rt. Honourable Porcine Molester David Hameron.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Woke up to a couple hundred new posts, skipped to end, Cameron hosed a pig. Is that right? Am I reading that right?

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008

Barry Foster posted:

Woke up to a couple hundred new posts, skipped to end, Cameron hosed a pig. Is that right? Am I reading that right?

No, it was a dead pig.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Barry Foster posted:

Woke up to a couple hundred new posts, skipped to end, Cameron hosed a pig. Is that right? Am I reading that right?
David Cameron hosed a Dead Pig.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Here I was going to ask about credit cards and now all I want to do is read an article or see a news section on Dave "Pigfucker" Cameron.

Can we get the swear filter that changed loving to loving to change "Cameron" to "pigfucker"? Tia

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Well, holy poo poo.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Why the gently caress isn't The Guardian covering this???

You know apart from being to busy fellating (human) Tim Farron.

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?
they're all scared of being sued for libel

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Zero Gravitas posted:

Here I was going to ask about credit cards and now all I want to do is read an article or see a news section on Dave "Pigfucker" Cameron.

Can we get the swear filter that changed loving to loving to change "Cameron" to "pigfucker"? Tia

That'd be unfair on all the non pig fucker Camerons

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Morning guys! How is everyone this mor-

:yikes:

I uh....never mind!

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Mr Chips posted:

they're all scared of being sued for libel

i turned on sky news

"we can't repeat some of the allegations for legal reasons, obviously because they are potentially defamatory... in the house of commons you can, because you're protected by privilege, you can raise accusations that are not wise to raise elsewhere..."

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

I'm skeptical that this will take off in the British Media. Beyond the Daily Mail, it looks like none of the other major news outlets have taken up the story.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Jagchosis posted:

i turned on sky news

"we can't repeat some of the allegations for legal reasons, obviously because they are potentially defamatory... in the house of commons you can, because you're protected by privilege, you can raise accusations that are not wise to raise elsewhere..."

We need a hero willing to take one for the country, to publish that story far and wide and watch the world burn down around them for good or bad.:unsmigghh:

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

I mean it doesn't seem super important, I'm pretty sure everyone will have heard about this via word of mouth by noon

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles
David.
Cameron.
hosed.
A dead.
Pig.

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008

Zero Gravitas posted:

We need a hero willing to take one for the country, to publish that story far and wide and watch the world burn down around them for good or bad.:unsmigghh:

The hero of the socialist revolution is... the Daily Mail?!

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Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Daily Mail posted:

Some months later, he repeated it a third time, providing a little more detail. The pig’s head, he claimed, had been resting on the lap of a Piers Gaveston society member while Cameron performed the act.
The MP also gave us the dimensions of the alleged photograph, and provided the name of the individual who he claims has it in his keeping.

So the dead pigs head was resting on someone's lap, and Cameron, todger in hand, stood facing him while he humped away at it.

It's such a strange image.

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