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goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Bored posted:



The Hulk

It is clearly Bizarro nerd.

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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
No, no, this is a Bizarro tattoo.



Original:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

hyperhazard posted:

No, no, this is a Bizarro tattoo.



Original:


It kind of makes sense that a Bizzaro tattoo in the bad tattoo thread would be quite good.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Is... is that supposed to be ALF in a batsuit?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


NSFW

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

I want to see "Life Without Egrets" now.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Yes that....that exists. Yes it does.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I want to see "Life Without Egrets" now.

I thought it was 'life without kegels'.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Loosey goosey, baby, loosey goosey.

jgrrr
Oct 3, 2007

&

The swas-dick-a pun makes this marginally less tasteless.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Yes that....that exists. Yes it does.

Jesus Christ, just a couple days ago I was skimming a Cracked article that contained the phrase "swastika of dicks tattooed on you".
I figured it was a just another elaborate Cracked line.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
so does this person like swastikas or not?
like i have a swastika tattoo, but it's a pun/cover?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


This irritates me because it's on his/her left cheek.

Surely if that is what you want, you want it on the far right.

chessmaster13
Jan 10, 2015

That's the moment you can prove that you live without regets.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

BrigadierSensible posted:

This irritates me because it's on his/her left cheek.

Surely if that is what you want, you want it on the far right.

It a picture in the mirror if you want it to be

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Well okay, then:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Well okay, then:



Easy fix, though, just make it to "my 8th nipple".

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Easy fix, though, just make it to "my 8th nipple".

And this version is so much better than the original intent too. It's like it was meant to be.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Skippy McPants posted:

And this version is so much better than the original intent too. It's like it was meant to be.

Except "nipple" is also spelled wrong.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


No.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

That is a very phallic silhouette for a thigh tattoo

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



the gently caress

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

That's either a shin of this person has one hosed up thigh / knee combo.

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


I fully believe that a man who would be proud of that tattoo is capable of misidentifying his own body parts.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
i think it's a lady also upper front thigh

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I want to see "Life Without Egrets" now.

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Thank you!

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Magnus Praeda posted:

The "Property of" tattoo is often indicative of someone who's been forced into sex slavery, especially when combined with certain other tattoos. The "owner" named is the person's pimp.

They actually use tattooing as part of the way they keep these (typically) women enslaved. As the o.p. noted, he was initially surprised to see her working a counter job--the tattoos make it hard for them to find a way to support themselves that isn't selling themselves and since they're often not aware of avenues for getting help and are repeatedly told that they'll never be good for anything but sex, it's hard for them to think of themselves as being able to support themselves without the help and "care" of their pimp. Forcing them to become addicted to drugs is another very common way to keep them enslaved.

This has been your depressing post of the day. And now back to actually trashy tattoos!

edit: beaten. But to address the above posters: yes it's often part of d/s relationships or just stupid people thinking it's clever. But it's definitely a real thing. Have some articles:
Article 1
Article 2

Maybe we should make this our SA-targeted charity for this year.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Huh. I already was trying to scrape together enough to sponsor one tattoo. That's a nice idea.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

LingcodKilla posted:

Huh. I already was trying to scrape together enough to sponsor one tattoo. That's a nice idea.

Agreed. Maybe by that time, I will have money to donate.

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

canyoneer posted:

That is a very phallic silhouette for a thigh tattoo

At least that makes it easy for another artist to fix.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Penis tattoos!


Horrible dick bruise:
http://i.imgur.com/cmBjMx5.jpg

Horrible dick neck:
http://i.imgur.com/MRQUY4u.jpg

Just amazing:
http://i.imgur.com/qp2XiKq.jpg

Old hat, but relevant:
http://i.imgur.com/Ek0kKdq.jpg

This one I can almost get behind but the line work sucks... that and the penis:
http://i.imgur.com/MV61we1.jpg


Some SFW ones:

We're all thinking it?:


Someone is going to have to explain this one to me:


Dick plane!:


Other than the large bruise (yes, I get it, bloody water) this one is pretty great, IMO:



Few randos for you desk riders:

uhhh:


UHHHH?!:


I need an adult:


lol, weee!:


I really want to like this one... but... uuuuhhgggg, those lines (e: and everything else):

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

JoelJoel posted:


Someone is going to have to explain this one to me:



British Punk/Oi band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftqt-6TFuNY

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hey facebook feed what do you got for me today!



Wel... at least she is in the Navy....

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

LingcodKilla posted:

Hey facebook feed what do you got for me today!



Wel... at least she is in the Navy....

That person is so white, I legitimately though I was looking at a cross stitched anchor. And I say this as someone who gets sunburned on long car rides.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

LingcodKilla posted:

Hey facebook feed what do you got for me today!



Wel... at least she is in the Navy....

MJ Fox's new career is off to a budding start.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


JoelJoel posted:

Few randos for you desk riders:

uhhh:

It's the perfect goofball white guy who wants a mystical Japanese/Chinese character tattoo. If it's supposed to be kanji it can be read "ei", eternity, except it's usually combined with another kanji and just looks goofy. That's also if you use the onyomi or Chinese reading, which makes it hilarious that the background is some sort of Imperial Japanese flag thing.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

KiteAuraan posted:

It's the perfect goofball white guy who wants a mystical Japanese/Chinese character tattoo. If it's supposed to be kanji it can be read "ei", eternity, except it's usually combined with another kanji and just looks goofy. That's also if you use the onyomi or Chinese reading, which makes it hilarious that the background is some sort of Imperial Japanese flag thing.

lol I thought that was WATER on a huge rising sun :v:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

LingcodKilla posted:

Hey facebook feed what do you got for me today!



Wel... at least she is in the Navy....

Oh Christ it's a foot! I was not sure what I was seeing on my phone, thought it was some kind of stump in a leather holster.

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Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

davidspackage posted:

Oh Christ it's a foot! I was not sure what I was seeing on my phone, thought it was some kind of stump in a leather holster.

Same, thought that someone tattooed their prosthetic, which I thought was neat, but then the foot took shape and all hope was lost.

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