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SeekOtherCandidate posted:where were you when you found out david cameron hosed a dead pig I saw one of my friends post "just look at the Daily Mail front cover" on Facebook, tracked it down and started cackling. Was just about to leave the house when I ran into one of my housemates, who seemed to be enjoying today like it was a typical Monday:  "Have you seen the Internet yet?" "No. What on the Internet?" "Anywhere. Anywhere on the Internet."
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I'm quite fond of #prosciuttoaffair Classy and a callback to Tory sleaze of yesteryear.
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Loonytoad Quack posted:Bah, I did it first, if only I had any actual followers on Twitter: Would have gone with 'stroking pork' personally. A beautiful day to be alive though.
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Greetings UK Goons. I've heard rumors that British Prime Minister David Cameron hosed a dead pig. Can you confirm/deny?
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Shame that's a Photoshop.
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:considering the evisceration job she did on Corbyn last week, this actually makes some salient points about all of this: the revelations not including the pig are far, far, FAR worse for Dave, but it's the pig that will destroy him, if he's not done for already Like the quiz at the end there 
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Okay, so I just realized that this wasn't just some meme that was sweeping the threads, and that this actually happened in the real universe. There's no point in writing fiction anymore. Reality has completely outclassed fantasy in every way.
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Prediction time: this will not damage Cameron significantly
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:The public must know https://twitter.com/Alex_SkyNews/status/645890395134652416 This is the sort of thing you only get to see in satire. Bernie is leading, Corbyn is shadow PM, everyone hates austerity, and David Cameron hosed a Dead Pig. I can't believe we still have 3 months of 2015 left.
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fleet street fox posted:There are worse things to be accused of then placing your pickle in a pig’s oral portal. Are there though, I mean, really?
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Tesseraction posted:Je suis never had relationships sexual avec that jambon. Ah, non, c'est "cochon": 
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Zephro posted:Prediction time: this will not damage Cameron significantly its all the other stuff in the book that is really damaging but the pigfucking is the thing everyone will remember
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peanut- posted:Rugby fans are the sort of people that would see this as normal student behaviour. In a hypothetical England-Wales match, English fans unfurl a giant #baeofpigs banner, with the subtitle "Don't worry Wales says it's ok"
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:considering the evisceration job she did on Corbyn last week, this actually makes some salient points about all of this: the revelations not including the pig are far, far, FAR worse for Dave, but it's the pig that will destroy him, if he's not done for already The Mirror posted:The first involves a close relative of Cameron's whose life was once threatened by serious drug addiction. The problem was so personal to the young MP that he campaigned hard for major reforms. It's possibly the same as the argument that so many Home Secretaries become authoritarian borderline fascists, because they gain access to secret information about how many monsters there really are in the abyss. But if that were the case there wouldn't be so many speaking out against the whole mess the minute that they retire. So it must be something else? Threats to reveal dirt about prior drug use? Those are all out in the open for many leaders, and the public don't seem to care. The easiest explanation I can think of is that somewhere in the political machine makes way too much money from the War on Drugs, or that some of the organized criminal operations have their tendrils deep inside the apparatus of national security, neither of which are comforting.
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Zephro posted:Prediction time: this will not damage Cameron significantly What is there to damage? He's not facing another election. The oinks will follow him around forever though.
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Zephro posted:Prediction time: this will not damage Cameron significantly There was a column in the FT last week saying that Cameron could turn up to Parliament in full Bullingdon Club tails to announce the sale of Great Ormond Street to a consortium led by ExxonMobil and still beat Jeremy Corbyn in an election. I'm wondering if this whole thing is a bet to show how far along those lines they can actually get away with going.
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chrisoya posted:Cameron dives out the window. Now c'est is what j'appelle une Brexit
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Please tell me some of Britain's renowned political cartoonists have addressed the pressing issue of "has David Cameron hosed a pig?"
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 Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
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Hey, remember how Miliband was going to be a disaster as Prime Minister because he'd owe his position to the unions? I'm so glad we got a PM who's in hock to a power-hungry tax-dodger with a taste for petty vengeance instead.
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glitchkrieg posted:Shame that's a Photoshop. I want to believe.
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And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is David Cameron, king of kings, Look upon my porks, ye paupers, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal prick, sauceless and bare, The cooked and salted hams stretch far away.
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At least unlike Tony he won't be loving off to play peacemaker in the Middle East.
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School Nickname posted:In a hypothetical England-Wales match, English fans unfurl a giant #baeofpigs banner, with the subtitle "Don't worry Wales says it's ok" There is a non-hypothetical england wales match on saturday
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Party Boat posted:Hey, remember how Miliband was going to be a disaster as Prime Minister because he'd owe his position to the unions? I'm so glad we got a PM who's in hock to a power-hungry tax-dodger with a taste for petty vengeance instead. I thought Cameron was in ham hocks.
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School Nickname posted:In a hypothetical England-Wales match, English fans unfurl a giant #baeofpigs banner, with the subtitle "Don't worry Wales says it's ok" It's not hypothetical, it's Saturday.
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Autonomous Monster posted:Ah, non, c'est "cochon": "Ancien riche donateur."
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Dead Goon posted:Are there though, I mean, really? Let me tell you about a magical place called Elm Guest House...
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Please don't assume that Wales are pigfuckers, we have higher standards. We go for sheep, we're not animals.
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Guavanaut posted:It's possibly the same as the argument that so many Home Secretaries become authoritarian borderline fascists, because they gain access to secret information about how many monsters there really are in the abyss. But if that were the case there wouldn't be so many speaking out against the whole mess the minute that they retire. So it must be something else? Threats to reveal dirt about prior drug use? Those are all out in the open for many leaders, and the public don't seem to care. The easiest explanation I can think of is that somewhere in the political machine makes way too much money from the War on Drugs, or that some of the organized criminal operations have their tendrils deep inside the apparatus of national security, neither of which are comforting. The other, much more likely possibility is that being tough on crime and locking up all the junkie scum plays really well with voters. Even people who've been drug users in the past often prefer to vote for the hard-line, lock-em-up, forever drug war bullshit once they have kids and 9-to-5 jobs and mortgages. Once you're a sitting politician there's not much you can do about that, the people demand hard justice. It's only once you're out you can admit it's all bullshit. edit for content: David Cameron hosed a dead pig.
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Darth Walrus posted:Let me tell you about a magical place called Elm Guest House... Well of course, but other than that really horrible thing, what else is there...
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BBC history magazine did a spread today on Bestiality with a picture of a pig.
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Murderion posted:"Ancien riche donateur." I don't know why, but as funny as this is it's infinitely funnier to me in French.
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Fargo Fukes posted:The other, much more likely possibility is that being tough on crime and locking up all the junkie scum plays really well with voters. Even people who've been drug users in the past often prefer to vote for the hard-line, lock-em-up, forever drug war bullshit once they have kids and 9-to-5 jobs and mortgages. Once you're a sitting politician there's not much you can do about that, the people demand hard justice. It's only once you're out you can admit it's all bullshit. Darth Walrus posted:Let me tell you about a magical place called Elm Guest House... Tree coincidence? Yew decide 
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Autonomous Monster posted:Ah, non, c'est "cochon": perfect
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https://twitter.com/theqeld/status/645940991292145665 Animated reconstruction!
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Murderion posted:"Ancien riche donateur." Ancien there means 'previous', not 'old'  (same as in 'ancien regime')
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