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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Haha, he's blaming Trump for how awful he is. :allears:

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AceRimmer: Mar 18, 2009

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Jesus Christ, is Skype broadcasting this for him? They have no better production capabilities than that in Wisconsin?

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:05

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

Walker today, Bush tomorrow, Clinton next November.

All will wilt in the glow of the bright light of Donald J. Trump.

The silent majority is back, an no bought-and-paid for shills, Democrat or Republican, will stop us from making America Great Again.

Choo-choo!!!

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:05

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Man that bald spot he got from banging his head on the cabinet sure is spreading.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:06

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

"Sadly the debate taking place in the Republican party today is not focused on that optimistic view of America."

He's literally dropping out because Donald Trump is saying mean things.

(Well, really because he's out of cash, but his narrative is funnier.)

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:06

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Alter Ego posted:

I dunno--if I had to pick the next one it'd be one of the kiddie table entrants--Jindal, Santorum, Pataki, or Graham.

Yeah that's why I phrased it like that. I think the other zeros are next. But if Walker was sunk by nobody liking him so nobody funds his staff then I think Jeb is in trouble.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:06

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

Shageletic posted:

Holy poo poo that gif of this sociopath in the comments.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:07

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

The Bible is full of stories of Leaders. Today Scott Walker is Leading, by suspending his campaign, in hopes that other candidates will follow his example, by suspending their campaigns.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:07

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

That was fantastic. Trump literally collected his scalp.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:08

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Jindal next?

Did someone clap when he said he is dropping out?

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NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

This only makes me want Trump to win more

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:08

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Joementum posted:

"Sadly the debate taking place in the Republican party today is not focused on that optimistic view of America."

He's literally dropping out because Donald Trump is saying mean things.

(Well, really because he's out of cash, but his narrative is funnier.)

Scott Walker is a shameful, shameful creature.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:08

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

RIP

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:09

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

So with Walker out that leaves the establishment backing either Rubio or Jeb! correct?

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:09

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

I've got to believe the spotlight is about to shine brightly on Rubio. He'd better get ready; the Papal visit is going to touch on a lot of his issues.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:11

Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

Alter Ego posted:

So with Walker out that leaves the establishment backing either Rubio or Jeb! correct?

Almost certainly. Possibly Kasich, but Rubio and Bush are more likely. From an outsider's perspective, I think Rubio is their strongest candidate (not in that I would vote for him, but that he would do well for the Republicans in the general compared to his competition), but who knows if the establishment/Republican voters think so.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:11

Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

‏@dick_nixon
Remember that Walker called Reagan's firing of the air traffic controllers the most significant foreign policy decision of his lifetime.
8:17 PM - 16 Sep 2015

He's on fire on Twitter. :allears:

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:11

Spatula City: Oct 21, 2010; LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING

Daaamn, this is a brutal primary. It's definitely hilarious how two "serious" candidates, multi-term governors, have been the first two out of the race. Who's going to be next? It seems like almost everyone else has motive for staying in it. Maybe Jindal finally caves, if there's not another kid's table debate for him. but the bottom tier candidates won't drop. Maybe Christie? yeah, Christie will be next. and then probably Jindal. Everyone else will tough it out until Iowa.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:11

Gyges: Aug 4, 2004; NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

TheTatteredKing posted:

Yeah that's why I phrased it like that. I think the other zeros are next. But if Walker was sunk by nobody liking him so nobody funds his staff then I think Jeb is in trouble.

As a Bush, Jeb! is used to no one liking him. It has no effect on him as long as the lich known as Cheney is around to feed on that dislike. The sustenance was so great last time that his heart even began to beat again.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:12

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Liz Mair was one of Walker's top advisers until earlier this year.

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AceRimmer: Mar 18, 2009

Boosted_C5 posted:

All will wilt in the glow of the bright light of Donald J. Trump.

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Caros: May 14, 2008

a shameful boehner posted:

Damnit. Now I have to buy a new secondary monitor. And somehow get this glass out of my hand.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:12

fronz: Apr 7, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

I want to know the story anyway Liz.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:13

Gyges: Aug 4, 2004; NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Harrow posted:

Almost certainly. Possibly Kasich, but Rubio and Bush are more likely. From an outsider's perspective, I think Rubio is their strongest candidate (not in that I would vote for him, but that he would do well for the Republicans in the general compared to his competition), but who knows if the establishment/Republican voters think so.

Rubio can't gain real establishment traction so long as Jeb! stays in. His family is the establishment.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:14

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

This is perfect

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Cmon Liz, you didn't tweet that to NOT end up telling the story.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:15

Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

pathetic little tramp posted:

Liz Mair was one of Walker's top advisers until earlier this year.

Scott Walker hosed a pig

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fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Doctor Candiru posted:

No. Fiorina is this month's Carson. And Trump isn't trying to be the nominee.

You're also forgetting Bush, with his hundreds of millions of dollars, and Kasich, with him being a sort of compromise candidate.

Well those "hundreds of millions of dollars" didn't seem to help Walker much, did they?

Joementum posted:

Quote of the day, �The nice part about my campaign is that my money people will always be ready, 100 percent ready. My money person is me.� ~ Donald Trump.

Donald Trump on the other hand is self-funding.

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Senf: Nov 12, 2006

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Cmon Liz, you didn't tweet that to NOT end up telling the story.

Yeah, she probably did.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:15

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Jesus Christ, is Skype broadcasting this for him? They have no better production capabilities than that in Wisconsin?

They used to, but Walker cut the funding. :rimshot:

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:16

Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

Hold on, Karl Rove says that Walker still might have a chance...

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fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Harrow posted:

Almost certainly. Possibly Kasich, but Rubio and Bush are more likely. From an outsider's perspective, I think Rubio is their strongest candidate (not in that I would vote for him, but that he would do well for the Republicans in the general compared to his competition), but who knows if the establishment/Republican voters think so.

Same here; Jeb! has shown that he can't stop saying incredibly stupid poo poo ("My brother kept us safe"), so that leaves Rubio as the big choice to take up the Establishment mantle.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:18

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

Don't worry about Walker, he'll console himself with several Wal-mart sheet cakes emblazoned with Reagan's visage, that he'll eat, slowly, with a plastic fork, while making this face:

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:19

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

What's Bill Kristol's take on this?

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:20

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

I could not be happier to see Walker out of the race, just an awful human being. If there was any true justice in this world he'd never hold public office ever again as a bare minimum for his horrific policies.