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EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Sylink posted:

how dare these people bother to dress themselves

Sorry. Which pic is you? Pomade guy or tiny tiny short guy?

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plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

I'm the istore worker to afraid to walk near grieving pack of feral mourners.

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Whatev posted:

It must've been kind of a bummer to be an Apple engineer and constantly have all the work you and your colleagues do attributed to Steve Jobs like he was actually inventing all this poo poo in his basement by himself in between murdering himself with fruit juice

especially steve jobs, who had a terrible temper and was a dick to his employees

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

How did you guys miss this?

Somerville held a 'pity party', so people could feel bad for themselves.



That's just about the most millennial thing I've ever heard of.




Where is Cliff Yablonski WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM?




Pony!




My hope is that he is leading them into the sea.


FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Squashy Nipples posted:

How did you guys miss this?

Somerville held a 'pity party', so people could feel bad for themselves.



That's just about the most millennial thing I've ever heard of.




Where is Cliff Yablonski WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM?




Pony!




My hope is that he is leading them into the sea.




Somebody already posted about crying parties which is basically the same thing. But it seems to me to be ironic rather than a sincere expression of emotion, which seems to be an alien concept to people in my generation.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Squashy Nipples posted:

How did you guys miss this?

Somerville held a 'pity party', so people could feel bad for themselves.



That's just about the most millennial thing I've ever heard of.




Where is Cliff Yablonski WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM?




Pony!




My hope is that he is leading them into the sea.




It doesn't look like anyone is taking that seriously so actually all they can be accused of is a lovely sense of humor

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Mariana Horchata posted:



“I wear other people's clothes: The jacket is my grandmother's old, the pullover from my boyfriend's mother. I like to wear pink, black and leggings. I like girlish but clean-cut and simple clothes.”

Scandinavian Maggie Gyllenhaal lookin' good

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Squashy Nipples posted:



Where is Cliff Yablonski WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM?



IIT we are the Cliff Yablonski.

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

Bregor posted:

Scandinavian Maggie Gyllenhaal lookin' good


Girls who wear their grandmother's clothes are freaks. Speaking from experience.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

BexGu posted:

Welcome to that weird little valley that is that is the Oregon Trail Generation.

http://socialmediaweek.org/blog/2015/04/oregon-trail-generation/

This is actually an interesting link. Thank u for sharing. :)

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

Pondex posted:

Girls who wear their grandmother's clothes are freaks. Speaking from experience.

We're talking Finns though. Joke:

How can you tell a Finnish woman from a Swedish one?

In Sweden, mothers dress like their daughters.
In Finland, daughters dress like their mothers.

Told to my by a Finn. :-D

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Bluemillion posted:

He was able to be cool while wearing a cape because he lived in a fantasy space world sky palace. You know, not walking into a microbrewery and throwing it off in a dramatic fashion, in real life.

you need space to pull off a cape. lando's got dudes around him to keep people away. he creates his own personal space bubble with his posse. he fills that space with himself and his badass cape. this way he doesnt get it caught or wrapped up in other people and poo poo. you, by yourself, walking down the street in a cape is a recipe for disaster in any kind of densely populated area. even a long coat can be asking for trouble. that's why pimps can wear capes - people know them and give them their space.

Ivanhoe had a good bit about capes. the saxon lords wore the old fashioned long capes - reminiscent of the functional capes you needed for rough travel to keep warm and be a makeshift tarp or blanket or whatever. they went down to your knees.

the norman lords thought it would be hilarious to use finer fabric and make them super short - like down to the middle of your back, making them "capes" but also completely useless. yet this was the fashion, and it showed you were the type of chap who was never out of comfort. that old saxon might need his cape some day, when some norman turns him out of doors, ha ha!

im gay

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Creatives

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


i saw a job posting which advertises a "longboard-friendly office"

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



gently caress Delouse Kill

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Decrepus posted:

gently caress Delouse Kill

Middle, Right, Left

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

You guys are nuts. Capes totally have to come back. Capes and swords so I can skewer that punk down at the Starbucks who bit his thumb at me.

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

Analytic Engine posted:

Is that Arcata CA?
No, we have different ways of looking like an idiot and begging for attention here. They mostly involve poor hygiene and lots of drugs.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Whatev posted:

It must've been kind of a bummer to be an Apple engineer and constantly have all the work you and your colleagues do attributed to Steve Jobs like he was actually inventing all this poo poo in his basement by himself in between murdering himself with fruit juice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3s-qZsjK8I

SegwayPimp
Sep 13, 2015

2hip4u

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

(only 90s kids will get this)

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

(only 90s kids will get this)



90s adults will get that too actually


SegwayPimp
Sep 13, 2015
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Apple-Newton-MessagePad-110-Vintage-New-in-box-/151808503700?hash=item23587def94

Who's hip enough to buy this

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I'll stick with my jorts

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
This thread is 49 pages long. Did I miss anything funny?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Just the future prospects of millenials.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


bill burr owns

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Can someone explain the lack of male sex characteristics in the pictures people were going on about earlier?

Is the supposition that Generation X all walk around like that dude's crotch on the cover of Sticky Fingers?

(If you didn't know: Sticky Fingers is an album by the Rolling Stones. The Rolling Stones were a "rock n roll" band.)

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Moon Potato posted:

No, we have different ways of looking like an idiot and begging for attention here. They mostly involve poor hygiene and lots of drugs.

It looked like the 101 bridge by the HSU library circle

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

$11.55 shipping? No thank you.

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

Analytic Engine posted:

It looked like the 101 bridge by the HSU library circle
The street lamps, trees and highway look different. That's somewhere else.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Waltzing Along posted:

This thread is 49 pages long. Did I miss anything funny?

yeh, if you consider people unironically ranting about millennials to be funny

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008


>be homeless
>pretend to queue for apple product
>cops wont bother you
>enjoy prime tent location in safe area
>sell spot in line on launch day
>drink self to death with the money

ghosTTy fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Sep 22, 2015

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

ThePriceIsRight posted:

>be homeless
>pretend to queue for apple product
>cops wont bother you
>enjoy prime tent location in safe area
>sell spot in line on launch day
>drink self to death with the money

actually quite brilliant if true.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

ThePriceIsRight posted:

>be homeless
>pretend to queue for apple product
>cops wont bother you
>enjoy prime tent location in safe area
>sell spot in line on launch day
>drink self to death with the money

I currently own two tents so if things really go to poo poo, I now know what to do.

Thanks!

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


*Not pictured: A gang of unemployed, starving Millenials running after the rat to steal his 'za

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
that is artisanal pie, local ingredients in-house dough hand-kneaded and love in every bite; 10 dollars a slice

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

:suicide:

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