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I love how cis men would never think to use a strap on. My dick could be a foot long, fire breathing double dildo on some days. Too bad biococks are all that ever matters.
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Brutor Fartknocker posted:I love how cis men would never think to use a strap on. My dick could be a foot long, fire breathing double dildo on some days. Too bad biococks are all that ever matters. It would either get in the way or my dick would end up in your rear end. Having two dicks would be hard to control. I never really got the point of a strap on, anyways. Like, if I wanted to have sex with you without feeling it, I could just use a dildo or whatever and have a better view. KillHour fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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Sep 19, 2015 00:01
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Brutor Fartknocker posted:I love how cis men would never think to use a strap on. My dick could be a foot long, fire breathing double dildo on some days. Too bad biococks are all that ever matters. I've used hollow strap ons, as a cis man. They're great to keep things going when you finish first, and just good fun in general from time to time. You're largely right though, there's so much ego put into penis size with no thought of how that actually affects the partner.
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Brutor Fartknocker posted:I love how cis men would never think to use a strap on. My dick could be a foot long, fire breathing double dildo on some days. Well, thankfully George Miller chose a slightly different direction in Mad Max.
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hoobajoo posted:I've used hollow strap ons, as a cis man. They're great to keep things going when you finish first, and just good fun in general from time to time. Those things can be fun to use - the kind you stretch over yourself are usually soft enough (and ridged or textured on the inside) that its fun to use as a top. The outside is typical ho-hum standard dick-shaped, but there are some fun ones with everything from typical 'studded for his pleasure' designs to weirdly contoured dragon/dog/alien cocks. Brings new meaning to doggy style, you know?
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Jedit posted:Well, thankfully George Miller chose a slightly different direction in Mad Max. 
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Sep 19, 2015 00:17
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LeJackal posted:Those things can be fun to use - the kind you stretch over yourself are usually soft enough (and ridged or textured on the inside) that its fun to use as a top. The outside is typical ho-hum standard dick-shaped, but there are some fun ones with everything from typical 'studded for his pleasure' designs to weirdly contoured dragon/dog/alien cocks. Brings new meaning to doggy style, you know? I gotta be honest. Combined with your avatar, I'm a little freaked out.
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KillHour posted:I gotta be honest. Combined with your avatar, I'm a little freaked out. You shouldn't be. I'm a pretty cool dude!
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KillHour posted:I gotta be honest. Combined with your avatar, I'm a little freaked out. Oh no, someone on the SA sex thread might be a pervert, what an unexpected revelation.
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hoobajoo posted:Oh no, someone on the SA sex thread might be a pervert, what an unexpected revelation. You mean we're not just a bunch of normal bros talking about bro things? Oh no! My preconceptions! They're meeeellllting!
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KillHour posted:It would either get in the way or my dick would end up in your rear end. Having two dicks would be hard to control. I never really got the point of a strap on, anyways. Like, if I wanted to have sex with you without feeling it, I could just use a dildo or whatever and have a better view. I'm sure you can buy them with all sorts of fabulous devices in them to do all sorts of things to your dick while you use it. If you can't, why can't you? Also, why is your dick ending up in the arse a downside?? Do they make like, an underbarrel strap on, or something? I think my girlfriend might enjoy that. I want like, an M203 grenade launcher for my penis, made of wibbly rubber. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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Sep 19, 2015 01:24
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was she sure the micro penis wasn't just an enlarged cliturous?
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bowmore posted:was she sure the micro penis wasn't just an enlarged cliturous? Yes. Absolutely so.
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Have not used a condom in about 14 years or so. Wife's birthcontrol ran out and the new pharmacy by mail is taking forever. Got some free condoms from a health clinic I service. Couldnt feel a goddamn thing. No wonder teens get knocked up.
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LingcodKilla posted:Have not used a condom in about 14 years or so. Wife's birthcontrol ran out and the new pharmacy by mail is taking forever. Got some free condoms from a health clinic I service. Couldnt feel a goddamn thing. No wonder teens get knocked up. Unfortunately true.
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updated some herpes links in the op because the old one was broken. Thanks dude who PM'd me about that!
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Jedit posted:Well, thankfully George Miller chose a slightly different direction in Mad Max. I'm certain this will make an appearance in the inevitable Mad Max porn parody. Scandalous Wench fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Sep 20, 2015 |
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Sep 20, 2015 22:48
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Anyone have experience with the Tungo method? My gf is interested in trying it but it seems really awkward and pointless to me.
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What is that? I googled and nothing came up.
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It's all about where your tungos.
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I feel pretty frustrated by condom-sizes.org. I feel like their sizing for several brands that my boyfriend and I have tried seems off. Is there still a condoms megathread or a condom resource that others recommend? My boyfriend prefers the Trojan ENZ condoms right now, but based on my visual inspection they seem too thin for his size--it looks like the contours of his dick become shaped into the tube-like condom shape (and I feel like he gets a little bigger closer to climax), and also we've had four condoms break in the past month. He doesn't like the feel of lube, and the condom seems too small anyway, so I was thinking we need wider condoms. The Trojan Magnum armor seemed a good shape if a little wide. I measured him with sewing tape and he's at 5.125" circumference and 6" long. I want to do a re-measure because all the condoms online seem to be 7" long at a minimum.
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Condoms generally run long - you don't have to unroll them all the way. The idea is to get the condom that is the right circumference (you need a smaller circumference condom than his penis to make sure it doesn't fall off, but not so much smaller than it breaks).
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legsarerequired posted:I feel pretty frustrated by condom-sizes.org. I feel like their sizing for several brands that my boyfriend and I have tried seems off. Is there still a condoms megathread or a condom resource that others recommend? Trojan's kinda a poor brand, I've heard anecdotally that they seem to break more often too. I don't use them, but Kimono is a brand that gets a lot of good press.
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legsarerequired posted:I feel pretty frustrated by condom-sizes.org. I feel like their sizing for several brands that my boyfriend and I have tried seems off. Is there still a condoms megathread or a condom resource that others recommend? Which is listed as a snug-fit condom. Your boyfriend has a pretty fat whopper and should avoid condoms that small. How much have you dicked around with that site? because there are several pages to help guide y'all to a decent sized condom. For instance, this table spells out exactly what sized casing is appropriate any given sausages. I mean, have y'all tried a magnum? If this is a joke post, you already missed lazily talking about how big of a dillio you have access to. hoobajoo posted:Trojan's kinda a poor brand, I've heard anecdotally that they seem to break more often too. I don't use them, but Kimono is a brand that gets a lot of good press. The sizing issue, as described, cannot be ignored. This study states how highly correlated this is. Oddly enough, condom-sizes.org linked me to that abstract and referenced an <80% condom to penis ratio causing an increased risk of breakage. And, because we're nerds here, the Trojans in question have a 78% ratio to the penis in question. BirdOfPlay fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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BirdOfPlay posted:Which is listed as a snug-fit condom. Your boyfriend has a pretty fat whopper and should avoid condoms that small. How much have you dicked around with that site? because there are several pages to help guide y'all to a decent sized condom. For instance, this table[/ul] spells out exactly what sized casing is appropriate any given sausages. I mean, have y'all tried a magnum? This. Give the Magnums (or the Kimono Large's) a shot.
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Honestly before this thread I thought the larger condoms (esp. magnum) were for genetic freaks, after all you always hear about people putting condoms over their arms and stuff. And so I also assumed that regular condoms were just by nature uncomfortable. Guess I will check out some of those kimonos next time I need one (lol so never) Condoms I've used have a habit of not wanting to roll all the way down, do larger ones not do that? I've mostly used trojans, usually out of some variety pack or something.
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BirdOfPlay posted:I mean, have y'all tried a magnum? Honestly, we've used condom-sizes.org as our main guide and everything that it's recommended has been too tight. We also feel like some of the sizing seems off--like, I think their website says the Trojan supra is wider than the Trojan ENZ, but he felt way more comfortable in the ENZ and I noticed the Supra seemed tighter on him than the ENZ condoms that we tried. (I still think the ENZ is too tight on him--as I described above, I notice it kind of squeezes on his dick into a tube/condom shape rather than fitting snugly around his dick). I made him try a magnum and he said it was too loose (and I did notice that it seemed slightly looser than on other dudes who I've seen wear that condom--but I really feel like he gets a little bigger right when he's about to cum, so I asked him to try it anyway and see how it felt). He specifically described it as feeling his dick move around in the condom instead of inside me. EDIT: I guess if you haven't picked up on this, a small annoyance when talking to him is that he's, like, convinced he's super small and gets really resistant whenever I try to talk to him about getting a wider condom. It's sort of the opposite of the problem you would expect, but when I asked him to try on the magnum, he just said "This is going to be embarassing" and was really surprised when it fit him pretty okay (if slightly loose). We've also tried female condoms (specifically FC2) but I feel like they reduce sensation for me. I'm probably just going to talk to my ob-gyn about getting a non-hormonal IUD (because I have thyroid problems and already take like two time-sensitive daily pills that need an empty stomach) so we don't have to deal with this anymore. Until then I guess we'll just keep trying different sizes! I'm also wondering if I didn't measure him correctly so I'm thinking of trying again tonight. I've thought about the fact that it feels like he gets bigger right when he's about to cum, but that seems difficult to measure because he gets off best with p-i-v sex and he sometimes has a difficult time orgasming so if he's about to go, I really would hate to stop him for this. Thank you for tolerating my questions goons! You've given me some stuff to think about. legsarerequired fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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Condoms are the worst, bring on the Demolition Man telepathic sex helmets already.
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legsarerequired posted:I guess if you haven't picked up on this, a small annoyance when talking to him is that he's, like, convinced he's super small and gets really resistant whenever I try to talk to him about getting a wider condom. He is significantly larger than average. Magnums do run really big (they are one of the biggest out there), so maybe try some other larger but not huge condoms. The lifestyles skyn large are okay, and again, the kimono large are well received. I know what you mean by forcing his dick into the shape of the condom. That really does mean it's too small. Condoms are wider at the tip than the base, so him feeling the condom move a bit isn't a problem if it's at the tip. It's only an issue if it starts to side down/off.
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Since we're back in condom land chat, I had one break on me this weekend. Now I've had them fall off before, entirely back before I started using trojan magnums, but is a break normally like my dick exploded through the end of the condom alien from a stomach style? We've been having sex from half hour to an hour of straight loving, and reapply lube occasionally. We both like it when it hurts some though, so are probably relubing a bit later than we should. Aliens? Are kimonos tougher, or is there no middle ground of hurting and not risking breakage?
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Mechafunkzilla posted:Condoms are the worst, bring on the Demolition Man telepathic sex helmets already. Birth control is way cheaper for any regular sex haver
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My wife likes this specific vibrator, but it seems they bust in two or three months. Does anyone know of something that works the same way but is made better?
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Hey, kinky folks who lurk/reply in this thread and who've ordered custom stuff from BearThings on Etsy, about how long did your order take from start (i.e.: when you sent the request) to delivery? (Man, I miss the BDSM thread.)
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dovetaile posted:Hey, kinky folks who lurk/reply in this thread and who've ordered custom stuff from BearThings on Etsy, about how long did your order take from start (i.e.: when you sent the request) to delivery? (Man, I miss the BDSM thread.) Wait, you're buying bedazzled kink gear off etsy?
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LeJackal posted:Wait, you're buying bedazzled kink gear off etsy? If you have recommendations for better places to buy bedazzled kink gear, the audience is listening.
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Waci posted:If you have recommendations for better places to buy bedazzled kink gear, the audience is listening. I do know some shops and craftspersons that could bedazzle any bit of kink gear. This particular shop I have never heard of, and after looking at their products I can see why. Looks like some poorly mass-produced stuff from china being sold under the guise of 'handmade leather'. At least its cheap though.
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KillHour posted:It would either get in the way or my dick would end up in your rear end. Having two dicks would be hard to control. I never really got the point of a strap on, anyways. Like, if I wanted to have sex with you without feeling it, I could just use a dildo or whatever and have a better view.
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LeJackal posted:Wait, you're buying bedazzled kink gear off etsy? No, I'm not buying bedazzled kink gear off etsy. Bedazzling would defeat the purpose of what I want it for.
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The wares look alright , they are very cheap for those sorts of toys. As for time, if he's anything like the vendors I know its entirely how many orders he currently has. My favorite local guy can make a few floggers or whatevers a day, give or take by toy complexity. What did you order? Makes me wonder how that amazon rope turned out.
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dovetaile posted:No, I'm not buying bedazzled kink gear off etsy. Bedazzling would defeat the purpose of what I want it for. Sorry, but whenever I hear Etsy all I see is bedazzled googly eyes.
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