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pointsofdata posted:I've seen a few people on twitter saying that the SNP just voted with the Tories against reintroducing the 50p tax rate, is it true? I can't find any other source at the moment. Parliament is in recess at the moment, so no.
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I think probably when something is dead and cut up it stops being an animal, although I'm not sure philosophically where the line is drawn. Having a wank with bacon round your knob is probably not the same as bumming a still-warm pig corpse. Severed head is somewhere in the middle, I guess. Definitely towards the still an animal side, but who knows in terms of legality etc. Either way, David Cameron put his knob in a dead pig's mouth to try to be popular.
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You know all those rumours about Labour members defecting to the Lib Dems?quote:A Liberal Democrat councillor has defected to Labour in support of Jeremy Corbyn, becoming Richmond's first Labour councillor in more than 13 years. http://www.richmondandtwickenhamtim...bour/?ref=fbshr
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So while we mustn't ever forget that David Cameron hosed a Dead Pig, was I just dreaming or did a General actually threaten to Mutiny if Corbyn got elected?
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massive spider posted:You know all those rumours about Labour members defecting to the Lib Dems? hahaha
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pointsofdata posted:I've seen a few people on twitter saying that the SNP just voted with the Tories against reintroducing the 50p tax rate, is it true? I can't find any other source at the moment. I can't find any decent sources in any of those tweets and I'm not a parliamentary procedure expert, but looks like it's spin and they're referring to motion S4M 14311.13 brought up today in Scottish Parliament where Labour tried to get them to commit to a 50p tax for education at some point in the nebulous future should income tax powers be devolved. Correct me if I'm barking up the wrong pig. darkwasthenight fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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So a vote to reintroduce the 50p rate in the parliament that doesn't have the power to reintroduce the 50p rate, sounds like something Scottish Labour would do.
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sebzilla posted:I think probably when something is dead and cut up it stops being an animal, although I'm not sure philosophically where the line is drawn. Having a wank with bacon round your knob is probably not the same as bumming a still-warm pig corpse. Severed head is somewhere in the middle, I guess. Definitely towards the still an animal side, but who knows in terms of legality etc. You can gently caress a dead animal wherever you want (in terms of orifice, not location. if you did it in the middle of Waitrose that's still illegal). You can't gently caress a live animal in the vagina or anus. So you can still gently caress a live pig in the mouth. However:  Putting the two together, it's clearly legal to gently caress a dead pig in the mouth. Like David Cameron did. However, from the description of the act, there were other people present. There was at least three, himself, the person whose pig crotch he was loving, and the person taking the photograph. Even if it happened in a private member's club (fnar fnar) that would still make it possibly an act of public indecency, assuming it happened prior to 1997/2000, which as Cameron graduated in 1988 I'm assuming it did.
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Pistol_Pete posted:Just seen an amazing statistic that more people have joined Labour in the last week (62,000) than there are members of the Lib Dem party. The best thing is that we may be on the cusp of Corbyn and pals resurrecting Labour as a political mass movement, because I'm pretty sure that there's nobody left in the political class who'd know how to deal with something like that. You can do a hell of a lot when you have nearly 400000 members and rising in your political organization as long as you're smart enough to utilize that potential.
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OwlFancier posted:That's the last two pages, I have to copy each post in by hand or I'd do more. I'd love to try it with the last few dozen pages. Getting this using python was a real fun project, I have no regrets.
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Fans posted:So while we mustn't ever forget that David Cameron hosed a Dead Pig, was I just dreaming or did a General actually threaten to Mutiny if Corbyn got elected? Threatened challenges and mass resignations in the military command structure, yeah
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Angepain posted:Getting this using python was a real fun project, I have no regrets. I like that this starts off sensible and about the economy and nuclear weapons and privatization and so on, and then moves swiftly on to pig loving. Also I hope that photo is real and whoever it is who has it is just waiting for the perfect moment to have it blown up fifty times and attached to the London Eye.
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Angepain posted:Getting this using python was a real fun project, I have no regrets. Then how can I refuse?  People just loving being really like british allegations David hosed dead. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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pointsofdata posted:I've seen a few people on twitter saying that the SNP just voted with the Tories against reintroducing the 50p tax rate, is it true? I can't find any other source at the moment. Labour moved a motion in committee today for the Scottish Government to raise the 45p tax rate to 50p and spend it on education. Everyone else voted it down, because we don't have the power yet and we haven't even begun the budget process for that year yet. Labour are tweeting this as "SNP vote with the Tories against a 50p tax rate" efb. yeah it's basically Scotlab being the usual petulant pricks.
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Coohoolin posted:Labour are tweeting this as "SNP vote with the Tories against a 50p tax rate" Surely it should be "SNP vote with the Tory against the Labour?
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Angepain posted:Getting this using python was a real fun project, I have no regrets. OwlFancier posted:Then how can I refuse? sebzilla posted:Definitely towards the still an animal side, but who knows in terms of legality etc. Guavanaut posted:However, from the description of the act, there were other people present. There was at least three, himself, the person whose pig crotch he was loving, and the person taking the photograph. Prior to the Sexual Offences Act (2000) & (2003), and the 1997 ECHR legal case that brought them about, sex crimes were largely governed by the Sexual Offences Act (1956). This was an old and bad act (although the ones that replaced it have major issues of their own too) but the important things to note are that although most of it has been repealed by later acts, the repealed sections still apply to sex crimes committed before the repeal. The 1956 Act created the offence of gross indecency between men, which was then later partially decriminalized by the Sexual Offences Act (1967). The 1967 Act allowed for homosexual acts in private between two men over the age of 21. The key part that slipped through there was that where more than two men are present, even if it is a private premises, an offence of gross indecency between men has still been committed. Now, due to the sexist nature of this dining club, I think it's safe to say that all those at the private initiation ceremony were men. And we know that there were at least three, the pledge, the holder of the head, and the photographer. There were probably more, but three's enough. If it was agreed that sticking your boris johnson into a pork product mounted on another chaps crotch is a sexual act, or qualifies as a sexual act, then there is grounds there that Mr. Cameron, if he did as alleged, committed a sexual offence of gross indecency. I hope there aren't any charges, funny as that might be, because it gives weight to these awful homophobic old laws that deserve to be thrown on the fire, but as the law is written by loving another man's crotch in front of an audience in the mid-1980s an offence was committed. The dead pig's head is simply decoration.
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OwlFancier posted:Surely it should be "SNP vote with the Tory against the Labour? I think I get the joke, but this was a Holyrood motion, where there are actually more than one single Tory and Labour MSPs. I think.
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Coohoolin posted:I think I get the joke, but this was a Holyrood motion, where there are actually more than one single Tory and Labour MSPs. Oh yeah duh I forgot that. "Labour tories government election Jeremy public went." I think these frequency charts might be onto something. Angepain, if that python script is extendable it'd be pretty fun to do one of those for every thread. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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Guavanaut posted:This makes it even more striking. The calm before the storm. A flickering a nukechat. The Corbyn 'mutiny'. Then bam. Pig sex. Am I the only one that finds the analytical minutia regarding the legality of David Cameron loving a dead pig just as hilarious as the fact that David Cameron hosed a dead pig?
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I'm sorry Owlfancier but I think mine is better
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mrpwase posted:I'm sorry Owlfancier but I think mine is better That is amazing
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mrpwase posted:I'm sorry Owlfancier but I think mine is better Yours looks less like Cameron entering a pig head though
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mrpwase posted:I'm sorry Owlfancier but I think mine is better
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baka kaba posted:Yours looks less like Cameron entering a pig head though I'm so dumb, I only just saw that 
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A Winner is Jew posted:Am I the only one that finds the analytical minutia regarding the legality of David Cameron loving a dead pig just as hilarious as the fact that David Cameron hosed a dead pig? Well if you want more of that then there's an entire article in the Independent that does just that! Myles Jackman posted:“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” – George Orwell, Animal Farm tl;dr the act was legal, but the person who has the photo could be charged for possessing obscene pornography.
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OwlFancier posted:Angepain, if that python script is extendable it'd be pretty fun to do one of those for every thread. It just occurred to me there's a Dr. David Cameron at my Uni - I felt sorry for the guy before but holy poo poo he should probably be on suicide watch now 
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TACD posted:I'm in favour of this on the grounds that from now on I expect 'David Cameron hosed a dead pig' to feature prominently. Why? Before he was the David Cameron that wasn't the PM, now he's the David Cameron that never hosed a dead pig. I'd say that's cause for a celebration really.
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a glitch posted:tl;dr the act was legal, but the person who has the photo could be charged for possessing obscene pornography. e: If he was to do it again for us now, possibly in a small private showing, that would apparently be fine. But nobody could take pictures.
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In Doctor Who, the Doctor's grand daughter left the TARDIS because she was in love with David Cameron. And that's why you should always travel back in time to check.
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mrpwase posted:I'm so dumb, I only just saw that It's ok, we're all learning to see the world through new eyes here!
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Face sitting and squirting bad, pig loving good. - Pigfucker Dave.
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Pro level Facebook comment: "it was probably just Osborne wearing a costume"  I'm sure I've seen this belltoon before
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Renaissance Robot posted:Pro level Facebook comment: "it was probably just Osborne wearing a costume" When I first heard about it my response (after a moment of disbelief) 'and there I thought he didn't get on with Boris...'
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Just bought an SNP spad cake and irn bru on condition he gets the Nats to oink at Cameron at the next PMQS. Apparently that's not for a few weeks but I don't care.
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http://s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/6072/1442860327/runpepparun.gif The internet is the best at making fun of David Cameron for loving a pig
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Guavanaut posted:They're assuming that an historic sex offence would be charged against the criteria of the 2003 Act though, whereas it's specifically mentioned in case precedent relating to seemingly every celebrity in the 70s recently that the repealed sections of the prior Acts still apply to sex crimes committed before the repeal. So the act Cameron performed wasn't legal, but the illegality was nothing to do with the pig. Take pictures? I'd be chipping it out in marble. Elsewhere, Gideon padding about in China seems laughably dangerous. Everything I have read is that China is sailing drat close to a crash, and we are shackling ourselves to them? Seems a bit of a gamble, but what the gently caress, its not his money.
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OwlFancier posted:Angepain, if that python script is extendable it'd be pretty fun to do one of those for every thread. Yeah, it is, if people want to poke at it it's here, for Python 3. Not making any claims that it's a particularly great piece of programming, but it seems to work. Note that an essential part of the script is making a specified number of requests to the SA server one after another, but i imagine they won't be too bothered.
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