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FizFashizzle posted:Jesus Christ a team starting jimmy Clausen is not beating the loving Seahawks what the hell are you all on 
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Sep 23, 2015 00:28
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Shath Hole posted:Black licorice is loving disgusting My man.
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Sep 23, 2015 00:34
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Jimmy "rings" "pickles" Clausen
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Sep 23, 2015 01:08
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Sep 23, 2015 01:10
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Jimmy Clausen is a fraud and an insult to the proud quarterbacking tradition of the Chicago Bears.
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Sep 23, 2015 01:11
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R.D. Mangles posted:Jimmy Clausen is a fraud and an insult to the proud quarterbacking tradition of the Chicago Bears. Truly the Bear's Caligula
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Sep 23, 2015 01:15
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Jimmy Clausen claimed he was dating a twitter bot and argued with me about it and I posted about it here and he blocked me once I proved him wrong and it was really funny at the time.
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Sep 23, 2015 01:16
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FizFashizzle posted:Jimmy Clausen claimed he was dating a twitter bot and argued with me about it and I posted about it here and he blocked me once I proved him wrong and it was really funny at the time. You can't bust that out without some pictures
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Sep 23, 2015 01:26
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Petite Dinklage posted:You can't bust that out without some pictures maybe someone saved that but as far as i know that's been lost to the winds of time. actually if you google twitter fizfashizzle clausen you can find lots of them quote:Brad FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Sep 23, 2015 |
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Sep 23, 2015 01:28
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Reminder that at one point Clausen was considered to be a potential "perfect" Quarterback
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Sep 23, 2015 01:31
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Blitz7x posted:Reminder that at one point Clausen was considered to be a potential "perfect" Quarterback Reminder that I posted "Please not clausen" moments before the draft pick was announced 
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AAA DOLFAN posted:So some Reddit user who reads SA stole [Abugadu's] idea.... From the Memoirs of General M. McCarthy, Chap. 21 ... We rode out of Atlanta by the Decatur road, filled by the marching troops and wagons of Rodgers' Corps; and reaching the hill, just outside of the old rebel works, we naturally paused to look back upon the scenes of our past battles. We stood upon the very ground whereon was fought the bloody battle of January 15th, and could see the copse of wood where Ryan fell. Behind us lay Atlanta, smouldering and in ruins, the black smoke rising high in air, and hanging like a pall over the ruined city. Away off in the distance, on the McDonough road, was the rear of Raji's column, the helmets glistening in the sun, the yellow-topped wagons stretching away to the south; and right before us Rodgers' Corps, marching steadily and rapidly, with a cheery look and swinging pace, that made light of the many miles that lay between us and [illegible, appears to be either Chicago or Seattle]. Some band, by accident, struck up the anthem of "Go You Packers Go;" the men caught up the strain, and never before or since have I heard the line of "bring the bacon home" done with more spirit, or in better harmony of time and place. Letter from Gen. A.C. Rodgers to President Thompson, d. January 17 Mr. President, it is With the greatest of Pleasure that i take my pen in Hand to answer your kind and Most welcome letter which arrived at hand About half an hour ago and it found me Well and Hearty and i hope and trust that this may find you enjoying the same state of health. i Beg to present to you as a birthday Gift the City of Atlanta, with many Guns and Plenty of ammunition. it has been a Long and difficult Road to take down these grey backs. throughout the Year we have lost Many good men, but the fresh fish have grown Into mighty beasts. the copperheads have been Quieted. the War is drawing to a close. i know Not who we are sent to fight against Next, but i know This: with us comes Destruction, and we Shall bring it to their Doorstep. Yours, Gen. Aaron Charles Rodgers
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Sep 23, 2015 01:35
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FizFashizzle posted:Reminder that I posted "Please not clausen" moments before the draft pick was announced I distinctly remember you saying noo immediately after and it bothers me that I remember that
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Sep 23, 2015 01:36
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This is in fact really dumb and stupid of him, but to be fair, that guy took a ridiculous cheap shot at him while sliding. On the otherhand, he deserves it in the grand scheme of things. Also, lol that he is still around apparently.
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Sep 23, 2015 01:38
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Jimmy Clausen hosed a Dead Pig
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Sep 23, 2015 01:43
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we have years of evidence that Clausen literally cannot play in the NFL, why does it seem like he'll be a backup until he's like 50
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Sep 23, 2015 01:43
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Not only should he not be in the nfl, but his family should be chemically castrated so they can't produce anymore d tier QB talent that somehow start at Tennessee.
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Sep 23, 2015 01:45
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FizFashizzle posted:Jimmy Clausen hosed a Dead Pig Literally?
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Sep 23, 2015 01:45
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wilderthanmild posted:Literally? Do they play the Redskins this year?
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Sep 23, 2015 01:48
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FizFashizzle posted:Jimmy Clausen hosed a Dead Pig So you're saying Ditka pulled strings to get him on the team
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Sep 23, 2015 01:54
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Blitz7x posted:Reminder that at one point Clausen was considered to be a potential "perfect" Quarterback I was really mad when Buffalo passed on him twice, I'm sure archives will back me up.
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Sep 23, 2015 02:00
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Burger Trench posted:I was really mad when Buffalo passed on him twice, I'm sure archives will back me up. Shhhh....shhhhhhh.....we'll pretend it never happened
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Sep 23, 2015 02:01
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The Packers were so good at containing Marshawn Lynch that he averaged 1.07 yards before contact on Sunday night.
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Sep 23, 2015 02:16
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wilderthanmild posted:Literally? Only according to scripture
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Sep 23, 2015 02:19
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 aww you guys I actually stopped the gimmick once we won the Super Bowl, wasn't salty at all. It started earlier in the season because of the horrific amount of injuries we were having. Figured it had run its course, no need to run it into the ground over multiple years. And anyway, that's what reddit's for, to take funny stuff from other sites and run it into the ground until all the humor is squished out of it.
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Sep 23, 2015 02:37
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It's way better that ended sooner rather than later.
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Sep 23, 2015 02:38
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Burger Trench posted:I was really mad when Buffalo passed on him twice, I'm sure archives will back me up. Wasn't that the year of Torrell Troup? Justifiable.
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FizFashizzle posted:Not only should he not be in the nfl, but his family should be chemically castrated so they can't produce anymore d tier QB talent that somehow start at Tennessee. Hey man Casey didn't do anything wrong and Rick was a cool guy too. I dunno what the gently caress happened to Jimmy but he didn't go to Tennessee anyway
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Sep 23, 2015 02:49
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Abugadu posted:
Yeah it was an excellent bit of posting on your part. Speaking of thing stolen from us, we were the ones talking about Joe Flacco being elite right? I feel like I never heard that until I saw it here.
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Tremendous Taste posted:Wasn't that the year of Torrell Troup? Justifiable. Hahaha, forgot about Torrell goddamn Troup. They also chose CJ Spiller in the first round that year when Marshawn and Freddy were both on the roster. Also, Gronk was selected one pick after Troup. Man what a horrible franchise.
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Sep 23, 2015 03:11
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Abugadu posted:
It was a perfect gimmick for that magical season and it ended when it should have.
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Sep 23, 2015 03:18
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huh, thread title got modjacked and not even to a cool civil war ref. eat all the dicks, all. of. them.
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Sep 23, 2015 03:32
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You have to wonder why John Fox would take any coaching job that could potentially have him have to play games with Clausen as a QB. My guess is that the Bears run the wildcat for 85% of their offensive snaps. Matt Forte will have a rushing, passing, and receiving touchdown, and the Bears will still lose because Clausen will have 4 turnovers in his 14 snaps.
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Sep 23, 2015 04:09
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Burger Trench posted:Hahaha, forgot about Torrell goddamn Troup. They also chose CJ Spiller in the first round that year when Marshawn and Freddy were both on the roster. Also, Gronk was selected one pick after Troup. But nooooo, George Edwards needed his damned nose tackle for his brilliant defensive scheme.
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FizFashizzle posted:Jesus Christ a team starting jimmy Clausen is not beating the loving Seahawks what the hell are you all on Because a 2 game sample size is apparently enough to conclude that the Colts are done for the season and the AFC South will be a battle between Tennessee and Jacksonville; the Redskins are now the best team in the East; Tyrod Taylor is a top 20 QB with the ability to lead the Bills to the playoffs; Suh is Haynesworth; and Carson Palmer is back from the dead to lead the worst franchise in American professional sports to the promised land.  Maybe we should wait till week 4 before going all out with the crazy predictions? 
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Chichevache posted:Because a 2 game sample size is apparently enough to conclude that the Colts are done for the season and the AFC South will be a battle between Tennessee and Jacksonville; the Redskins are now the best team in the East; Tyrod Taylor is a top 20 QB with the ability to lead the Bills to the playoffs; Suh is Haynesworth; and Carson Palmer is back from the dead to lead the worst franchise in American professional sports to the promised land. 
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Chichevache posted:Because a 2 game sample size is apparently enough to conclude that the Colts are done for the season and the AFC South will be a battle between Tennessee and Jacksonville; the Redskins are now the best team in the East; Tyrod Taylor is a top 20 QB with the ability to lead the Bills to the playoffs; Suh is Haynesworth; and Carson Palmer is back from the dead to lead the worst franchise in American professional sports to the promised land. Literally every single thing you just said is true though. Except about the Cards, the Cards rock, sorry.
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Abugadu posted:
The Packers should probably send you a ring
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