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Sep 24, 2015 00:57
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I'm listening to part 3 of the ETM pack and this is exactly what is going on right now. He just turned down getting laid by Tabitha Stevens (who I forgot about and refuse to GIS) and they are laying into him. At this point he still has that childlike innocence to him, down to the way he barters to get a date with Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood.
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Sep 24, 2015 01:00
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Mr Hands Colon posted:Yeah, what time's the parade? How long is the parade?
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Sep 24, 2015 01:05
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CortezFantastic posted:I'm listening to part 3 of the ETM pack and this is exactly what is going on right now. He just turned down getting laid by Tabitha Stevens (who I forgot about and refuse to GIS) and they are laying into him. At this point he still has that childlike innocence to him, down to the way he barters to get a date with Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. Speaking of Tabitha Stevens... Eric was so weird, he was really convinced that Carrie Underwood and Katherine McPhee would want to go out with him because he spoke to them once. Especially with McPhee, he got her number in the creepiest way possible, and was totally baffled that she didn't want to associate with him. Who goes out with a stranger on the telephone? But enough about Vinnie Favale.
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Sep 24, 2015 01:09
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:How long is the parade? All parade questions directed to the Kukkakauppa.
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Sep 24, 2015 01:21
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Cuca Culpa!  What kind of parade is it?
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Sep 24, 2015 01:40
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Caper posted:Cuca Culpa! "Enough of this parade nonsense... " *click* Happy birthday, Loretta. (Every time I listen to that, I get annoyed that halfway through, Howard goes from calling her Loretta to Lorette. Is Lorette even a name?) Artie: NEW Gravity. Howard: I think he's saying No Gravity. Artie: Oh really? I wouldn't want to get their name wrong.
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Sep 24, 2015 01:59
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Riosan posted:Eric was so weird, he was really convinced that Carrie Underwood and Katherine McPhee would want to go out with him because he spoke to them once. Especially with McPhee, he got her number in the creepiest way possible, and was totally baffled that she didn't want to associate with him. Who goes out with a stranger on the telephone? But enough about Vinnie Favale. I wouldn't bang Tabitha Stevens either by the way at any point. Anyone who would blow Bigfoot is on my do not bang list, I don't care if it is Pamaler Anderson in her prime...nope, not interested
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Sep 24, 2015 01:59
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Hey Bob Levy, name some continents! "Hmm, ok... 'North Americur, South Americur, Asiur, Africur...'
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Sep 24, 2015 02:03
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Sal dropping "How ya doin' guys? Yeah I've got a 14 year old young Korean boy" is so wrong. Oye vey, I'm not even Jewish and I'm feeling all that pain...
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Sep 24, 2015 02:16
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Hey Bob Levy, name some continents! Hediomnism. He went to Hediomnism. Hediom... He... Hediomnis... He went to, he went to fuckin' Jamayker.
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Sep 24, 2015 02:44
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:
Ahaha I feel the same way! I'm like, finish the last syllable, Howard! Also Robin miraculously spells Cuca Culpa right on the first try but thinks it's Spanish because Google says it's something out of Brazil. They speak Portugese in Brazil, woman! But a lot of people make that mistake.
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Sep 24, 2015 02:49
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Caper posted:Ahaha I feel the same way! I'm like, finish the last syllable, Howard! Artie: Tha kooka kulpaaaaaaaaahhhh!
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Sep 24, 2015 03:01
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Artie: Tha kooka kulpaaaaaaaaahhhh! Traaadioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
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Sep 24, 2015 04:38
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Was it ever revealed by Artie or Stuttering John whose career Howard hosed over out of spite?
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Sep 24, 2015 06:51
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Keg posted:Was it ever revealed by Artie or Stuttering John whose career Howard hosed over out of spite? Someone in this thread said it was revealed to be Benjy.
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Sep 24, 2015 07:19
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That was a rumor, the name was never said on the podcast. John was dying to but Artie wouldn't let it be said which is probably the right move, at least for Artie's sake. John's so far off the reservation if he leaks it on Periscope or something in a week then it won't be tied to Artie. Also I was watching the bit where they had Richard drumming and it was fun seeing Artie connect to him as an entertainer. He wholly dislikes the music but you could tell there was this level of newfound respect for Richard because he bought in on his craft and spent time touring and performing and scraping by just for the chance to showcase his ability. Howard and Robin instantly poo poo on it because he traveled in a lovely bus or van and slept in lesser accommodations but Artie totally understood him. It's a pretty  moment.
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Sep 24, 2015 07:30
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Who would even want to hire Benjy anyway?
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Sep 24, 2015 08:18
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Former Human posted:Who would even want to hire Benjy anyway? Yeah anything that leads to less Benjy is alright with me.
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Sep 24, 2015 13:14
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Crotch Bat posted:Also I was watching the bit where they had Richard drumming and it was fun seeing Artie connect to him as an entertainer. He wholly dislikes the music but you could tell there was this level of newfound respect for Richard because he bought in on his craft and spent time touring and performing and scraping by just for the chance to showcase his ability. Howard and Robin instantly poo poo on it because he traveled in a lovely bus or van and slept in lesser accommodations but Artie totally understood him. It's a pretty Ralph calling in right after to say how horrible it sounded was especially annoying. gently caress off.
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Sep 24, 2015 13:42
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Crotch Bat posted:That was a rumor, the name was never said on the podcast. John was dying to but Artie wouldn't let it be said which is probably the right move, at least for Artie's sake. John's so far off the reservation if he leaks it on Periscope or something in a week then it won't be tied to Artie. Similarly, I can't express how much I loved it when Mike Piazza came to visit and was most excited about his chance to meet Richard. Baba Booey was so crestfallen that the dumb hillbilly was more interesting than he was. 
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Sep 24, 2015 13:53
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Former Human posted:Who would even want to hire Benjy anyway? I don't necessarily think this mystery person was Benjy, but Artie was actually really going out of his way to praise him on one of his recent podcasts. He said that Howard uses 99% of the material that Benjy writes for him, that Benjy's ability to write in Howard's voice is really impressive (something Artie says he failed at and never be able to do), etc.
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Sep 24, 2015 15:06
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That has to be true because why else would you put up with someone as annoying as Benjy
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Sep 24, 2015 16:34
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Yeah, I wanna talk about Derek Jeter. I heard A-Rod found worms in his stool.
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Sep 25, 2015 00:01
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I've been listening to Howard's first year at Sirius when I'm at the gym (nbd), there's one from March or so where a caller corrects Howard and says that Tesla invented the radio, not Marconi. Robin was non-ironically like "Tesla???? Who's that?" Fred had to educate her. I mean christ, I thought everyone had at least heard of a Tesla coil.... I find myself getting irrationally angry at his amazement that Jack Bruce played chords ON THE BASS and how he constantly brings it up. I mean, I like Cream and Jack Bruce and all but it's not THAT hard.
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Sep 25, 2015 00:03
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Zoben posted:I find myself getting irrationally angry at his amazement that Jack Bruce played chords ON THE BASS and how he constantly brings it up. I mean, I like Cream and Jack Bruce and all but it's not THAT hard. Howard knows he's supposed to be impressed by Jack Bruce's playing, but he has no idea why.
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Sep 25, 2015 02:03
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I've listened to this 100 times, but didn't realize it made it to the E show. drat Yaqi looks as creepy as he sounds Yaqi The Tickler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16wGmZmT7M Man that was a golden age, look at how good Artie looks. Wish I could find part 2, Artie screaming "YAQI GET THE AXE" might be my favorite part
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Sep 25, 2015 02:34
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Hey ya'll. I've had a pretty lovely week, I got a call from my mom Tuesday night letting me know that my dad's heart poo poo the bed and they had to rush him to the hospital. He managed to survive (thank Christ) and is on the road to recovery. Needless to say, it's been a pretty stressful time so please post your favorite Stern clips to cheer me up. Even if it's stuff I've seen a million times before I'm sure I'll still manage to crack a smile. Here's one of my favs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNG0IuymIkk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NlC-JTazS8
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Sep 25, 2015 03:51
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https://soundcloud.com/howardstern/insideronnieshead
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Sep 25, 2015 04:48
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That was actually funny, feels strange
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Sep 25, 2015 05:03
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haljordan posted:Hey ya'll. I've had a pretty lovely week, I got a call from my mom Tuesday night letting me know that my dad's heart poo poo the bed and they had to rush him to the hospital. He managed to survive (thank Christ) and is on the road to recovery. Needless to say, it's been a pretty stressful time so please post your favorite Stern clips to cheer me up. Even if it's stuff I've seen a million times before I'm sure I'll still manage to crack a smile. No problem. Or, in other words, AH YEAH: https://youtu.be/T-2bhFfUl7g
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Sep 25, 2015 05:03
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haljordan posted:Hey ya'll. I've had a pretty lovely week, I got a call from my mom Tuesday night letting me know that my dad's heart poo poo the bed and they had to rush him to the hospital. He managed to survive (thank Christ) and is on the road to recovery. Needless to say, it's been a pretty stressful time so please post your favorite Stern clips to cheer me up. Even if it's stuff I've seen a million times before I'm sure I'll still manage to crack a smile. My gift to you (and all here): http://www.scriptcover.com
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Sep 25, 2015 06:54
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Haha holy poo poo this 2 year old reddit post. quote:Badlay 4 points 2 years ago haljordan posted:Hey ya'll. I've had a pretty lovely week, I got a call from my mom Tuesday night letting me know that my dad's heart poo poo the bed and they had to rush him to the hospital. He managed to survive (thank Christ) and is on the road to recovery. Needless to say, it's been a pretty stressful time so please post your favorite Stern clips to cheer me up. Even if it's stuff I've seen a million times before I'm sure I'll still manage to crack a smile. LET'S SEE WHO'S CALLING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvAFODjoAv8
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Sep 25, 2015 09:18
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Johnny Sack (of poo poo)
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haljordan posted:Hey ya'll. I've had a pretty lovely week, I got a call from my mom Tuesday night letting me know that my dad's heart poo poo the bed and they had to rush him to the hospital. He managed to survive (thank Christ) and is on the road to recovery. Needless to say, it's been a pretty stressful time so please post your favorite Stern clips to cheer me up. Even if it's stuff I've seen a million times before I'm sure I'll still manage to crack a smile. I'm on mobile, boff, but this should still work: Howard Stern - Goofing on Gary's Book Song Lists: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFhcO7pKSgMqgQsT7xYfn7HDJ6CV6LxSy Also, I'm still getting over a cold, so I'm clearing my throat like a horse-toothed jackass all the time, and even my boff (a fellow fan) will hear me do it at work, and in the morning, greet me with 'hello hello'. It's great working with fellow Stern fans. I can walk up to him and sing a Bart song, and he gets it. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Sep 25, 2015 |
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Sep 25, 2015 11:29
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haljordan posted:Hey ya'll. I've had a pretty lovely week, I got a call from my mom Tuesday night letting me know that my dad's heart poo poo the bed and they had to rush him to the hospital. He managed to survive (thank Christ) and is on the road to recovery. Needless to say, it's been a pretty stressful time so please post your favorite Stern clips to cheer me up. Even if it's stuff I've seen a million times before I'm sure I'll still manage to crack a smile. Scary stuff but I'm happy to hear your dad pulled through my man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4k2AE5kUdw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9UEd4pmOuE More video than audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tkQ05EARPI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQqPxzmArI8 The true Papal Visit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX_OlK0cM0k Those are probably my 5 favorite pages on the internet ride there. That's a 92 dream team starting 5 right there Jesus Christ
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Sep 25, 2015 11:38
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I haven't seen the Joke Man yet, so here's my contribution to the cheer-up parade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5b9FJa2Bd4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJuVr_PQQN0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwsywWcLCP4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Fp52EFNvA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEQWfaLPBwk
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Sep 25, 2015 12:15
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Here's one of my alltime favorite clips, I very nearly crashed my car the first time I heard this. Crackhead Bob singing Van Halen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU3LiN3L3VQ I also really like this one where they goof on the Jokemaster Jr. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxyfIfH2Vvg
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Artie wearing Robin's bra, and seeing how many potatoes they can stuff in it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zpkw5XDhcE Of course someone screwed up getting the proper amount of potatoes, and pretty much killed the bit, becoming a bit of it's own. And Beet vs. the Iron Sheik: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpH0wYUmqJA
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