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Hitler B. Natural posted:Have some oppositeofreality.txt.  e: New page historyfact. Mid-1980s, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom - David Cameron, in full view of an audience and photographer, inserts his penis into the mouth of a dead pig, which is in turn mounted on the crotch of another gentleman. This will later become useful for a billionaire. Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Sep 24, 2015 |
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That guy really wants to make it obvious he's getting paid by the word.
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Sep 24, 2015 11:28
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Guavanaut posted:If there weren't any environmental regulations then VW wouldn't have broken the law, free markets. And the invisible hand of the market would've corrected them when the greenhouse death of the Earth took them out of business.
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Sep 24, 2015 11:28
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I actually agree with his end conclusion though.quote:Yet it didn’t make a blind bit of difference. In the fraud stakes, the Anglo-American model of financial capitalism and the Germanic and Japanese models are one and the same. Once again, the euro-enthusiast belief that everything is always better in Europe has been spectacularly refuted.
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Sep 24, 2015 11:40
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So I've been thinking, if this is a hazing thing for a club then it stands to reason that other members of that club also hosed a dead pig's decapitated head. Does anyone know the name of the pig loving club?
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Sep 24, 2015 11:55
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It's called the Piers Gaveston Society.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:05
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serious gaylord posted:I wouldnt be surprised if nothing is mentioned on mock the week about it at all. I get the feeling the editors will cut anything. Dara O'brien said a full week of pig jokes would probably leave the reference a bit stale by the time they got around to recording so they would be keeping them to a minimum, if at all. Not sure how much they would worry about being sued considering Frankie Boyle once claimed Diana was a fan of gangbangs and minefields and that one got through.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:06
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cargohills posted:It's called the Piers Gaveston Society. Not to be confused with the Piers Morgan Society, in which the initiation is being hosed by that pig-faced man.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:07
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darkwasthenight posted:Dara O'brien said a full week of pig jokes would probably leave the reference a bit stale by the time they got around to recording so they would be keeping them to a minimum, if at all. Not sure how much they would worry about being sued considering Frankie Boyle once claimed Diana was a fan of gangbangs and minefields and that one got through. The dead can't sue.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:07
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cargohills posted:It's called the Piers Gaveston Society. Ian Hislop was a member, but hasn't yet said if the pig head thing was an initiation ritual or just something they made the unpopular kids do. Number 10 have also said that the Prime Minister was never a member of Piers Gaveston. The logical conclusion is that the society crossed their fingers when they told him he could totally join if he hosed the pig head. Go on Dave.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:22
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This somehow just keeps getting better.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:32
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I like to imagine that as he did it one of them popped out from behind a sofa with a camera to capture the moment and then they all laughed at him and how gullible he was to think he'd be allowed to join just because he... and then they all fall about laughing again because they made him gently caress a dead pig in the mouth.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:35
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Tesseraction posted:I like to imagine that as he did it one of them popped out from behind a sofa with a camera to capture the moment and then they all laughed at him and how gullible he was to think he'd be allowed to join just because he... and then they all fall about laughing again because they made him gently caress a dead pig in the mouth.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:38
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Tesseraction posted:I like to imagine that as he did it one of them popped out from behind a sofa with a camera to capture the moment and then they all laughed at him and how gullible he was to think he'd be allowed to join just because he... and then they all fall about laughing again because they made him gently caress a dead pig in the mouth. I think it would be funnier if the whole secret society are pigfuckers and many of them are in positions of power so I could unironically say the uk is run by a bunch of pig fuckers and pedophiles.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:43
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cargohills posted:It's called the Piers Gaveston Society. Does anybody know if it's possible to find out who is in it?
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Sep 24, 2015 12:45
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drilldo squirt posted:Does anybody know if it's possible to find out who is in it? You should join and report back.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:46
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drilldo squirt posted:Does anybody know if it's possible to find out who is in it? The short answer is no, the whole point of these things is membership is private. You can out yourself as a member or have another member out you but the club itself doesn't publish a list.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:53
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drilldo squirt posted:I think it would be funnier if the whole secret society are pigfuckers and many of them are in positions of power so I could unironically say the uk is run by a bunch of pig fuckers and pedophiles. Well yes in my imaginary scenario after he walks out sadly, pork bits still stuck to his cock, they say "all right, now back to business" and get right on back to pigfucking live hogs in the butt.
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Sep 24, 2015 12:56
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So not even the pigfucker club wants Dave as a member. That's kinda sad, come to think about it.
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Sep 24, 2015 13:04
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Hitler B. Natural posted:Have some oppositeofreality.txt. I expected this to be an article headlined "David Cameron is unelectable, Jeremy Corbyn hosed a pig". Then I remembered only one of those things is reality however you slice it. But no, it's just "Hitler's favourite car manufacturer has been lying about the amount of poison gases it produces, let's blame the left".
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Sep 24, 2015 13:05
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Cerebral Bore posted:So not even the pigfucker club wants Dave as a member. That's kinda sad, come to think about it. Even they didn't want anything to do with him.
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Sep 24, 2015 13:10
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darkwasthenight posted:Dara O'brien said a full week of pig jokes would probably leave the reference a bit stale by the time they got around to recording so they would be keeping them to a minimum, if at all. Not sure how much they would worry about being sued considering Frankie Boyle once claimed Diana was a fan of gangbangs and minefields and that one got through. hah like this will ever get stale your prime minister facefucked a pig
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Sep 24, 2015 13:11
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chrisoya posted:This is a man who had to resort to the KGB to score a line of coke, or so skimming the headlines has told me. And then get banned from Pet Island. For loving a pig.
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Sep 24, 2015 13:19
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You know in a way I feel bad for him, his wife is never going to have sex with him again.
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Sep 24, 2015 13:28
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drilldo squirt posted:You know in a way I feel bad for him, his wife is never going to have sex with him again. She's already hosed a Tory, a dead pig should be pretty tame in comparison.
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Sep 24, 2015 13:31
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drilldo squirt posted:You know in a way I feel bad for him, his wife is never going to have sex with him again. You say that like she isn't used to doing the Miss Piggy voice by now.
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Sep 24, 2015 13:33
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She's a Toff, don't they sound like that already?
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Sep 24, 2015 13:47
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Given what Oxbridge toffs do to women there's every chance she was the footstool that Gavigan rested his legs on while Cameron hosed the pig.
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Sep 24, 2015 13:58
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BBC trollin again.
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Sep 24, 2015 14:03
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drilldo squirt posted:Does anybody know if it's possible to find out who is in it? a) become a toff b) go to Oxford c) make friends with the other toffs and be invited to join Should be easy enough! 
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Sep 24, 2015 14:36
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So, no wonderful new Daily Mail leak today about ole David Cam-in-a-Ham "I literally hosed a dead pig" Cameron?
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Sep 24, 2015 15:04
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Calico Heart posted:So, no wonderful new Daily Mail leak today about ole David Cam-in-a-Ham "I literally hosed a dead pig" Cameron? The front page was about VW's cars fitted with devices that change the readings of their emissions. Maybe there's more inside but I ain't reading it to find out.
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Sep 24, 2015 15:07
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Calico Heart posted:So, no wonderful new Daily Mail leak today about ole David Cam-in-a-Ham "I literally hosed a dead pig" Cameron? He was worried about losing the Scottish Independence referendum and the right wing of the party hate him for persuading more women to stand as Tory candidates. I think they may have blown their load early.
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Sep 24, 2015 15:13
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gonna be some protestors dressed as piggies at the tory party conference methinks
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Sep 24, 2015 15:27
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JFairfax posted:gonna be some protestors dressed as piggies at the tory party conference methinks
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Sep 24, 2015 15:37
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BTW, here's the DCFADP song the Lib Dems were singing on Tuesday. The tune is obvious.The Proscuittio Affair posted:If your name is Cam
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Sep 24, 2015 15:40
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lib dems are terrible
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Sep 24, 2015 15:46
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Baron Corbyn posted:He was worried about losing the Scottish Independence referendum and the right wing of the party hate him for persuading more women to stand as Tory candidates. I think they may have blown their load early.
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Sep 24, 2015 15:51
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Phoon posted:lib dems are terrible don't forget delusional.
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Yeah David Cameron hosed a Dead Pig but let's face it, Nick Clegg really screwed the pooch.
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