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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Lurdiak posted:

I think you're looking for the "embarrassing panels" thread.

Should - should we have one of those?

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Where else would I post this?

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Is that Rhodey?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


No, that's Mach 3, aka the Beetle, transformed into a black guy as a prank by the fixer. He is EXPERIENCING RACISM.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Those FF panels really take me back. My parents let me keep a box at a local comic shop and FF was one of the titles I got monthly during this time period and for a few years. Loved all those old issues from around that time.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

X-O posted:

Those FF panels really take me back. My parents let me keep a box at a local comic shop and FF was one of the titles I got monthly during this time period and for a few years. Loved all those old issues from around that time.

Maybe Frederick Wertham had a point.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Toshimo posted:

Sue gets tarted up:




:lol: God drat, Reed is the loving best at being the most oblivious idiot there is.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I like the "4" boob window. It's a nice touch.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Before I looked at this more closely that second panel had me thinking this was John Byrne's work, inked by someone mediocre.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

I think you're looking for the "embarrassing panels" thread.

No he's not wrong, those are both bad, and they contain rear end, so they're in the right place.


Frankly though more than any of the other ludicrous poo poo there, I'm just surprised Wolverine used the term "mad on". I'm just trying to imagine a kid back then reading that and then asking his parents what it meant and it makes me laugh.

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Sep 23, 2015

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

PURE ANIMAL INSTINCT WITHOUT PAUSE TO CONSIDER THE CONSEQUENCES still allows him time to make a pithy quip while he slices a dude's face apart, apparently.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Travis343 posted:

PURE ANIMAL INSTINCT WITHOUT PAUSE TO CONSIDER THE CONSEQUENCES still allows him time to make a pithy quip while he slices a dude's face apart, apparently.

Talking is a free action.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Toshimo posted:

YOU WANT SOME GODDAMN PANELS?

Let's start with the holographic cover to that sicknasty issue.



Sue gets tarted up:



This is a quality post, yes :golfclap:

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I like how in the panel eith Franklin Sue is back in her leotard.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Rigged Death Trap posted:

I like how in the panel eith Franklin Sue is back in her leotard.

I'm pretty sure that's a color error. Like everything outside the black bikini zone is supposed to be skin and they colored it white instead.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Choco1980 posted:

I'm pretty sure that's a color error. Like everything outside the black bikini zone is supposed to be skin and they colored it white instead.

That's a fancy way of saying "forgot to color at all".

Spanish Matlock
Sep 6, 2004

If you want to play the I-didn't-know-this-was-a-hippo-bar game with me, that's fine.
I'm always a few months behind, because I get my comics via marvel unlimited, but I just got to this great Loki: Agent of Asgard cover, and it seemed to be begging to be animated, so I did.




Also avatar sized, in case someone wants it:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I enjoy DeFalco/Ryan Fantastic Four. :shobon: (:downs:)

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

This always makes me laugh. Why would the Thing, or anybody really, care if the Thing's face got slashed up? He's already supposed to be an ugly inhuman monster. It's similar to the Abomination, who at one time got dumped into toxic waste and who should have called himself Abominationer afterwards.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Spanish Matlock posted:

I'm always a few months behind, because I get my comics via marvel unlimited, but I just got to this great Loki: Agent of Asgard cover, and it seemed to be begging to be animated, so I did.




Also avatar sized, in case someone wants it:

Excellent work. :golfclap:

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

Grendels Dad posted:

This always makes me laugh. Why would the Thing, or anybody really, care if the Thing's face got slashed up? He's already supposed to be an ugly inhuman monster. It's similar to the Abomination, who at one time got dumped into toxic waste and who should have called himself Abominationer afterwards.

It probably left him physically more vulnerable there.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
"As ugly as my face is at least it can't get any worse"

*gets worse*

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Then he wore a bucket on his head for months and refused to let a doctor look at his exposed brain or whatever's going on there.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

Then he wore a bucket on his head for months and refused to let a doctor look at his exposed brain or whatever's going on there.
Rock is a naturally healing material, everybody knows that.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

I guess there are probably special doctors who make crazy superhero biology their area of study. It's probably a lot of insane frontier-style guesswork. "Well you're mostly made of rocks so basically we're going to fill this up with spackle and hope for the best'.

I always just assumed that Grimm was just rocks all the way through like some sort of golem, it's kind of weird to realize he's apparently full of twizzlers or whatever.

Does Colossus turn to metal inside, or is it just his skin? I know Garokk tried to burn him alive and he didn't seem to worried about having his organs baked.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Ashcans posted:

I guess there are probably special doctors who make crazy superhero biology their area of study. It's probably a lot of insane frontier-style guesswork. "Well you're mostly made of rocks so basically we're going to fill this up with spackle and hope for the best'.

Once upon a time, they were going to do a Night Nurse mini, but it got cancelled for some stupid reason. :sigh:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Ashcans posted:

I guess there are probably special doctors who make crazy superhero biology their area of study. It's probably a lot of insane frontier-style guesswork. "Well you're mostly made of rocks so basically we're going to fill this up with spackle and hope for the best'.

Does Marvel have any of those? DC has (had?) Dr Mid-Nite but the closest I can think of in Marvel is probably Moira MacTaggart (who's been dead for years at this point).

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Beast is a (presumably unqualified) surgeon specialising in weird mutants. But like most of the "doctors" in Marvel he's a geneticist.

Reed would probably be the best person to look at it, if he could make him stay on topic for more than 3 seconds.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
Has Strange ever had to bust out emergency surgery tactics on a fallen superhero? He still knows more about internal medicine than most, even if he doesn't practice anymore. Seems as if he'd at least be brought in as a consult, in Things's case.

redbackground fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Sep 24, 2015

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


redbackground posted:

Has Strange ever had to bust out emergency surgery tactics on a fallen superhero? He still knows more about internal medicine than most, even if he doesn't practice anymore.

His hands are still hosed.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

His hands are still hosed.
I've seen the medical procedural shows, he can just tell someone else what to do; they always survive in those kinds of situations.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There's quite a lot of super-psychiatrists around.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

redbackground posted:

Has Strange ever had to bust out emergency surgery tactics on a fallen superhero? He still knows more about internal medicine than most, even if he doesn't practice anymore. Seems as if he'd at least be brought in as a consult, in Things's case.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

redbackground posted:

Has Strange ever had to bust out emergency surgery tactics on a fallen superhero? He still knows more about internal medicine than most, even if he doesn't practice anymore. Seems as if he'd at least be brought in as a consult, in Things's case.

Strange was with the Defenders/New FF in the issue where Wolvie carves up Thing. Consequently, at that point, no, Thing was staying the hell away from him.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
YESSS

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Doc also did an astral-form ride-along/consultation for a doctor who had to perform surgery on Strange's body. I can't find pictures, though. :eng99:

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Other Marvel Doctors Who Specialize in Fixing Metahumans:
  • Night Nurse
  • Cecilia Reyes
  • Claire Temple
  • Kavita Rao
  • Erica Sondheim
  • Doc Connors (a.k.a. The Lizard)
  • Doc Samson

Also, weirdly enough, when Sue Storm was miscarrying, they brought in Doctor loving Octopus to save the baby.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

prefect posted:

Doc also did an astral-form ride-along/consultation for a doctor who had to perform surgery on Strange's body. I can't find pictures, though. :eng99:

I can't find the panels, but I swear to Agamotto that Dr. Strange did magical surgery on Eternity once. :catdrugs:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Toshimo posted:

I can't find the panels, but I swear to Agamotto that Dr. Strange did magical surgery on Eternity once. :catdrugs:

That was Galactus.

The scalpel was Gamora. :getin:

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redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Toshimo posted:

Also, weirdly enough, when Sue Storm was miscarrying, they brought in Doctor loving Octopus to save the baby.
There was some kind of specialized radiation background needed, and he fit the bill. Morbius was brought in too for his mad blood skillz.

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