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Blooshoo posted:I was lost in a huge confusing apartment complex last night, and was wondering; do cops have some kind of mapping software or map book or something for these places, or do you just kinda learn it as it's in your area? Google maps. 
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I always assumed that the software on the MDTs would include GPS that allows dispatch to basically drop a pin on the location and it automatically shows up and/or gives directions to the officer. Then I found out how many departments didn't even have MDTs in the cars...
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Scruff McGruff posted:I always assumed that the software on the MDTs would include GPS that allows dispatch to basically drop a pin on the location and it automatically shows up and/or gives directions to the officer. Then I found out how many departments didn't even have MDTs in the cars... Branis drives a mid 80s Bronco that pumps exhaust fumes into the passenger compartment, he'd be lucky to get ahold of one of smiling jack's new type writers much less an MDT.
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Sep 22, 2015 20:54
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To anybody coming to DC to see the pope: gently caress you.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:To anybody coming to DC to see the pope: gently caress you. Love you too
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Branis drives a mid 80s Bronco that pumps exhaust fumes into the passenger compartment, he'd be lucky to get ahold of one of smiling jack's new type writers much less an MDT. hey we have computers, they just still run on windows 95, also our printers are possibly the last dot matrix printers in existence.
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so you're saying you do drive a bronco, right?
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We only get chevy blazers 
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Whip Slagcheek posted:To anybody coming to DC to see the pope: gently caress you. Turned on the news this evening and it was just: POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE Apparently nothing else happened in the world today. My PIO friends are happy as this means the news people wont be harassing them for the next few days.
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deratomicdog posted:We only get chevy blazers Gross
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Whip Slagcheek posted:To anybody coming to DC to see the pope: gently caress you. A buddy of mine that goes to GW just said the same thing. I can only imagine how lovely it's getting /going to be.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Google maps. Only if you work in an area with cell service. I carry paper maps of the county, legit. Or dispatch radios directions from our current location.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:To anybody coming to DC to see the pope: gently caress you. Considering the day before the pope visited DC metro had a fire at one of their station how has the rest of the poo poo show been going?
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Sep 23, 2015 03:10
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Uh they just had a massive power failure overnight so it's pretty funny. Metro is going to completely collapse under its own weight today and it will be glorious.
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Sep 23, 2015 10:42
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Cop question for Cops: It gets mentioned a lot, so I'm gonna ask: How/Why do detectives have girlfriend(s)? Do they just accumulate loose women by preying on the vulnerable and desperate ones they interact with professionally?
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Victor Vermis posted:Cop question for Cops: Gotta go investigate some pussy
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Victor Vermis posted:Cop question for Cops: plus leaving in the middle of the night after getting a phone call is just a regular  work thing.
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Sep 24, 2015 01:40
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So, I just want to confirm, the police k9s are or are not addicted to drugs.
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Sep 24, 2015 02:10
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they are basically junkies lookin for a score.
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Branis posted:they are basically junkies lookin for a score. and by score, you mean with a chew toy
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Sep 24, 2015 04:30
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Dear copgoons serious question: are you less likely to make traffic stops in heavy rain?
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MANGOSTEEN CURES P posted:Dear copgoons serious question: are you less likely to make traffic stops in heavy rain? If you want to smuggle mass quantities of drugs and guns, do it in the rain. Flawless plan. Unless you crash, then ditch and run. 
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Maybe, but I'm also more likely to write tickets for the stupid poo poo I see in the rain
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Sep 25, 2015 07:33
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Pretty much instant conviction when the Judge sees a previously soaked ticket. They know something serious happened to make me stand out in the rain and put pen to paper.
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Sep 25, 2015 10:47
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Carry an umbrella and you won't get wet when you walk up to the driver. For how convenient an umbrella is when it comes to accidents / directing traffic, I'm surprised I've never seen more cops use them. Come to think of it I've never seen anyone use one.
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It wouldn't be very practical at night when you're already carrying a flashlight in one hand.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:It wouldn't be very practical at night when you're already carrying a flashlight in one hand. 
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Sep 25, 2015 11:23
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Rain fucks with radar especially if it is raining hard so less likely unless it's dumb poo poo
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Whip Slagcheek posted:It wouldn't be very practical at night when you're already carrying a flashlight in one hand.  No Excuses 
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Sep 25, 2015 15:31
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^False flag. Chief's never leave the office, or work.
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Sep 25, 2015 16:11
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Incorrect. Mine leaves every day to pick up his half priced chick fil a
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deratomicdog posted:Incorrect. Mine leaves every day to pick up his half priced chick fil a You get half price Jesus chicken???
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ActusRhesus posted:You get half price Jesus chicken??? Yea, Chick Fil A loves them some cops. Not so much the gays.
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Sep 27, 2015 02:32
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What about gay cops? Like shep?
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Sep 27, 2015 02:33
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They give him the discount but throw a bunch of catholic conversion camp brochures in the bag.
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Sep 27, 2015 02:34
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It's don't ask don't tell
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Whip Slagcheek posted:They give him the discount but throw a bunch of catholic conversion camp brochures in the bag. thats loving weird cuz the founder was a southern baptist. when corporate finds out theyve got an idol worshiping franchisee poo poo is gonna hit the fan
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wonder if my badge would work... and yes...Jesus Chicken is evangelical. No papist hocus pocus allowed.
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Just go in there open carrying wearing one of those retarded concealed carry holder badges
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deratomicdog posted:Just go in there open carrying wearing one of those retarded concealed carry holder badges nah. I've got a pretty sweet one. and a card that says I am authorized to do poo poo involving justice...I should probably actually read it and see what it says. Not really good for much other than scaring tailgaters and making temp prosecutors feel inadequate.
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