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MizPiz posted:Than how is that different from a woman calling a guy daddy? I.E. Wanting to make the guy a father using the same method you laid out for us. Because typically when women call their sexual partners daddy they are pretending he is their daddy. Women don't really tend to get all that excited about making a man a father, despite spermjacking stories. I think the daddy thing is gross, but I guess it's pretty common. Anyway, since we're sharing, I call my boyfriend gently caress me from behind.
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Bast Relief posted:Because typically when women call their sexual partners daddy they are pretending he is their daddy.
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We refer to our sex partners as "mama," "daddy," "baby," and "grandpa" makes u think Edit: I've just been informed that I'm the only one that calls women "grandpas"
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Plebes. I get Enrique to murmur endearments to my loved ones.
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queserasera posted:Plebes. I get Enrique to murmur endearments to my loved ones. Well, this made me take a look so it's probably a pretty good move in marketing. Still a bad move in prose writing, though. Amazon sample of THE FOLLOWERS posted:Longstreet didn't care about victory. He only wanted peace. no, that wasn't quite true. He wanted an end to the dying. The thought was always in his mind, low and monotonous, like a monk's murmuring devotions. The sooner the dying stopped, the sooner they all might resume living.
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If you're a cellphone company and some journalist starts doing stories on how insecure and vulnerable to hacking your data system is, then you probably should not hack her cell phone records to try to find out where she's getting her information:quote:An internal Vodafone email, reported by the Australian, shows the company was aware of the extent of the security breaches and the potential legal and reputation damage of hacking a journalist’s phone. Oh.
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quote:“this could have serious consequences given it is a breach of the Australian Telecommunications Act,” Yates wrote. Hahahahaha, holy poo poo that is so damning.
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Plausible denia-whozawhatnow? 
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queserasera posted:Plebes. I get Enrique to murmur endearments to my loved ones. lol the Enrique stuff was the best. This has been a good page for laughs
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I don't remember the brand but I saw some videos for a van a few months ago. It's about a guy who doesn't believe how great the van is so he... gets tortured. In one version they tie him up in the driver seat and tumble the van with some kind of crane. In another they put him in a cage in the back and throw meat around and then let lions in there. In the end they clean the van of blood. It seriously looks like somebody used the van to rape and dismember people.  In both versions the guy is scared and clearly not enjoying what's happening to him, and the voice over is all  about it.Does anyone have the links? I don't remember seeing the videos lately so maybe they got recalled.
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Terrible Subway commercial redeemed through bad audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uPr28dQP_A
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Grey Fox posted:Terrible Subway commercial redeemed through bad audio: Ugh I want to punch whoever thought this was cool or funny.
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Hashtag hope this is so annoying you are distracted from the Jared controversy for a bit.
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Grey Fox posted:Terrible Subway commercial redeemed through bad audio: I don't think Subway should be talking about boners. Too soon, man, too soon.
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Ugh, the bacon fetish is the worst.
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There's an ad on facebook for the new Sony Xperia Z5 mobile phone, with the tagline "The only that's better is everything". Perhaps they missed the word "thing" in there, but even so, they're trying to tell us that everything else is better than their phone? Que?
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Sounds like they tried and failed to riff on Apple's slogan.
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carry on then posted:Sounds like they tried and failed to riff on Apple Well yeah, it's an Android.
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hashtag I am a 50 year old marketing exec who does not know what a twitter is
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I always thought Svedka's slogan for their sexy robot campaign was poorly thought out. When they say "Voted best vodka of 2033" it makes me think they're saying it will take until 2033 before Svedka is considered good.
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The Blue Pyramid posted:I always thought Svedka's slogan for their sexy robot campaign was poorly thought out. When they say "Voted best vodka of 2033" it makes me think they're saying it will take until 2033 before Svedka is considered good.
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The Blue Pyramid posted:I always thought Svedka's slogan for their sexy robot campaign was poorly thought out. When they say "Voted best vodka of 2033" it makes me think they're saying it will take until 2033 before Svedka is considered good. I looked this up since I've never heard about it before, and I don't think that the slogan was the campaign's biggest problem.   
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Sep 26, 2015 19:58
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Welp never had a kneejerk "Kill all marketers" reaction as hard as just now.
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Wanamingo posted:I looked this up since I've never heard about it before, and I don't think that the slogan was the campaign's biggest problem. I don't get it, how can you want to have sex with that? It doesn't have skin and has exposed pipes and poo poo all over. It doesn't even have a real butt!
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When your product is colorless, odorless, and (more or less) flavorless, you gotta do something for attention.
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bunnielab posted:When your product is colorless, odorless, and (more or less) flavorless, you gotta do something for attention. 
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FutonForensic posted:Welp never had a kneejerk "Kill all marketers" reaction as hard as just now. This is the first time I've had that reaction since the tear-filled reaction to content blocking in iOS 9 a week ago.
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Wanamingo posted:I looked this up since I've never heard about it before, and I don't think that the slogan was the campaign's biggest problem. Am I falling for something obvious, or is this actually real?
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KakerMix posted:I don't get it, how can you want to have sex with that? It doesn't have skin and has exposed pipes and poo poo all over. It doesn't even have a real butt! I dunno, I'd give it a shot as long as the relevant orifice doesn't make horrifying blender noises. But that sells me on the wifubot, not the vodka, so unless each bottle comes with some serious coupons they've got a problem.
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My mom got a bottle of this when staying at a Trump hotel once like ten years ago and still uses it to water her plants because she thinks its funny.
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de la peche posted:Am I falling for something obvious, or is this actually real? No, it's actually real. http://www.businessinsider.com/svedka-is-axing-its-sexy-robot-spokeswoman-2013-3
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El Estrago Bonito posted:My mom got a bottle of this when staying at a Trump hotel once like ten years ago and still uses it to water her plants because she thinks its funny. Are her plants luxurious and yuuuge?
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Trump Corporation does make the best ICE countermeasures. I wouldn't trust any other securityware to take out some lovely shadowrunners
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Gotta hand it to the Trumpster, I would not have thought to put flames on my bottled water. Must be really fast water
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Trump does have some pretty good failed products https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyONt_ZH_aw  e: quote:The prices ranged from $199 for a pack of 12 steak burgers and four steaks, all the way up to $999 for a selection of 16 top cuts. Wanamingo has a new favorite as of 00:58 on Sep 27, 2015 |
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Wanamingo posted:I looked this up since I've never heard about it before, and I don't think that the slogan was the campaign's biggest problem. It's amazing how the culture of the future revolves around gay men in some marketer's eyes. "What says 'the future' to me? Gay. Gaygaygay. Gay robot vodka, million bucks guaranteed."
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Wanamingo posted:I looked this up since I've never heard about it before, and I don't think that the slogan was the campaign's biggest problem. what's with all the gay men? is that their target demographic? then why not a hunky robot instead? #confused #bonerforhunkyrobots
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Tired Moritz posted:what's with all the gay men? is that their target demographic? then why not a hunky robot instead? #confused #bonerforhunkyrobots Calculon refused to shill for such low-quality alcohol.
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