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BigDave posted:Ooh, is that that 2000 lb man thing? You can be Carl Reiner! That fat, dumb and bald guy sure plays some real hard ball.
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After The War posted:
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TMMadman posted:That fat, dumb and bald guy sure plays some real hard ball. A bloody end for TMMMadman... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.
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Sep 26, 2015 00:20
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Sep 26, 2015 03:03
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Root Bear posted:What's that extra 'M' for? That's a typo.
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Sep 26, 2015 03:23
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Mooseontheloose posted:That's a typo. It was the best of times... it was the BLURST of times?!
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Sep 26, 2015 03:26
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Root Bear posted:What's that extra 'M' for? Dial M for Murderousness.
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Sep 26, 2015 04:25
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Do over Ham posted:Dial M for Murderousness. The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.
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Sep 26, 2015 04:32
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The SituAsian posted:A bloody end for TMMMadman... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs. Hello, I'm TMMadman! Our top stories tonight: A tremendous explosion... in the price of lumber. "President Reagan dyes... his hair," says Gary Trudeau in his new musical comedy review. But first let's check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow. As of now, the death count is zero. But it is ready to shoot right up.
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Sep 26, 2015 04:48
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Everything Counts posted:The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now. You have selected “Regicide”. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1.
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Sep 26, 2015 05:22
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Class3KillStorm posted:You have selected “Regicide”. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1. HOW DO YOU MAKE A KING LEAR? 
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Sep 26, 2015 07:10
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I have to say I'm amused that Class3KillStorm posted immediately after I posted a quote about the killer storm.Jerusalem posted:HOW DO YOU MAKE A KING LEAR? Whoa, tough crowd! They’re booing Shakespeare!
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Sep 26, 2015 07:17
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TMMadman posted:I have to say I'm amused that Class3KillStorm posted immediately after I posted a quote about the killer storm. John Williams is rolling in his grave 
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Sep 26, 2015 07:32
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Jerusalem posted:John Williams is rolling in his grave I hate to rain on your parade, Jerusalem, but this is my grave.
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Sep 26, 2015 11:52
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TMMadman posted:I have to say I'm amused that Class3KillStorm posted immediately after I posted a quote about the killer storm. Change the channel Marge!
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Sep 26, 2015 11:52
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DizzyBum posted:That Escalator to Nowhere... I regret nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng...
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Sep 26, 2015 13:41
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double nine posted:Change the channel Marge! Oh no, not another boring space launch!
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Sep 26, 2015 16:22
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TMMadman posted:I have to say I'm amused that Class3KillStorm posted immediately after I posted a quote about the killer storm. [laughs] Oh, only one person in a million would find that funny. Boardroom Jimmy posted:I hate to rain on your parade, Jerusalem, but this is my grave. Boardroom Jimmy 1882?
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Sep 26, 2015 16:37
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Do over Ham posted:[laughs] Oh, only one person in a million would find that funny. It's good to hear a boisterous American laugh.
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Sep 26, 2015 16:39
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Do over Ham posted:[laughs] Oh, only one person in a million would find that funny. Yes, we call that the Do over Ham ratio. 
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Sep 26, 2015 16:40
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Do over Ham posted:Boardroom Jimmy 1882? Is this the end for Zombie Do Over Ham?
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Sep 26, 2015 16:42
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double nine posted:Change the channel Marge! Smithers, I'm home!
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Sep 26, 2015 16:45
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TMMadman posted:It's good to hear a boisterous American laugh. Are you the poster of Hi & Lois IMG Macros? Because you are making me laugh.
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Sep 26, 2015 16:55
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TMMadman posted:It's good to hear a boisterous American laugh. The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is laughable. [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you??
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Sep 26, 2015 18:07
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Do over Ham posted:The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is laughable. [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?? I'll get you Beer Baron!
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Sep 26, 2015 18:16
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Do over Ham posted:The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is laughable. [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?? Why are my teeth showing like that?
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Sep 26, 2015 18:19
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Do over Ham posted:The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is laughable. [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Capital City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying. For your leers and cat calls. Yowsa, yowsa.
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Sep 26, 2015 18:24
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TMMadman posted:I'll get you Beer Baron! No, you won't!
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Sep 26, 2015 18:35
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Mister Kingdom posted:Is this the end for Zombie Do Over Ham? A world without Do over Ham. What would that be like? Who posted in the quote thread? Do over Bacon.
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Sep 26, 2015 19:47
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:A world without Do over Ham. What would that be like? But Boardroom Jimmy, my heart hurts.
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Sep 26, 2015 20:48
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Smithers, I'm home! What? Already?
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Sep 26, 2015 20:53
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Jerusalem posted:What? Yes! 
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Smithers, I'm home! It's that awful Mr. Jerusalem who did this, isn't it?
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Sep 26, 2015 21:18
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Monday_ posted:But Boardroom Jimmy, my heart hurts. You won't be needing this. 
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Sep 26, 2015 21:20
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Today we learned how to tear a guy's heart out of his chest and show it to him before he dies!
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Jerusalem posted:Today we learned how to tear a guy's heart out of his chest and show it to him before he dies! That'll learn 'em.
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Jerusalem posted:Today we learned how to tear a guy's heart out of his chest and show it to him before he dies! AUGH MY BABOON HEART, BODY REJECTING IT!
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Sep 26, 2015 22:53
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Jerusalem posted:Today we learned how to tear a guy's heart out of his chest and show it to him before he dies! Jerusalem, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Jerusalem, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister. I'm sorry Boardroom Jimmy, I no longer control the hand.... the hand controls me.
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