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The Locator posted:What in the hell plant is that? Squirting cucumber (no, seriously). As a bonus, if you eat it, your rear end will be doing the exact same thing.
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Zopotantor posted:Squirting cucumber (no, seriously). Sounds fun.
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Zopotantor posted:As a bonus, if you eat it, your rear end will be doing the exact same thing. My rear end will turn into an organic jet engine?? Sign me up!
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Technically that plant IS jizzing though.
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sticklefifer posted:Technically that plant IS jizzing though. Well, it is literally shooting its seed everywhere, at any rate.
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Doctor Bishop posted:Well, it is literally shooting its seed everywhere, at any rate. 
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You could even say it is attempting to procreate
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Pictured: the dog of a 90 year old man.
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I clenched up just looking at that pic. No no no, bad dog, down!
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Lazy_Liberal posted:I clenched up just looking at that pic. No no no, bad dog, down! Don't dangle em out like that and you have nothing to worry about.
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Picnic Princess posted:Don't dangle em out like that and you have nothing to worry about. I'm trying but they keep slipping through the weave of this drat lawn chair.
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Morally Inept: The Magazine
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No good will come from twerking at your dog.
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If you look like that, you've been twerking too much any way.
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Looks like a member of the Harlem Globetrotters getting freaky with Quasimodo. That's my sex shadow interpretation, thanks everybody
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Green Lantern, what?
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Say Nothing posted:Green Lantern, what? I think this is the first time a goatse pic answers the inevitable follow-up question.
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Say Nothing posted:Green Lantern, what? More like a reverse goatse, because the hands are coming from inside.
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Or, they're on the inside looking out.
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Cross posting from the creepy images thread. Bless this mess.
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Holy christ, not only the worst bearded vagina dentata, but there's an enameled spear as well
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Say Nothing posted:Green Lantern, what? Having to explain to family and friends what goatse is just so they dont think you're laughing like a maniac at nothing Priceless
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Zombie Boat posted:Having to explain to family and friends what goatse is just so they dont think you're laughing like a maniac at nothing mfw imagining you having rl friends and family around while you casually browse sa
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Zombie Boat posted:Having to explain to family and friends what goatse is just so they dont think you're laughing like a maniac at nothing Sometimes I need to talk to the voices, too. Let them know I'm not the crazy one.
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I'd make that face too if someone jammed a foot up my rear end.
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im pooping! posted:mfw imagining you having rl friends FTFY
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I'd make that face too if someone jammed a foot up my rear end. Promises, promises.
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Pretty sure that's a dude, hence the face.
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Karate Bastard posted:Pretty sure that's a dude, hence the face. You do realize getting kicked in the crotch hurts like hell no matter what right?
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You ain't getting any assertive gender specs out of this porpoise buster. e: but thanks for asking sweetheart.
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Karate Bastard posted:porpoise buster Ideal new username.
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