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edit: Nah, not on a new page. Get a job working outside the home, goons.
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Yeah okay, angry about coffee shop payments guy. It's everyone else who is weird.
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Sep 25, 2015 15:31
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Pointing out things that make STDH obviously in the 'DH' category = angry about coffee payments. Got it.
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Sep 25, 2015 15:32
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lol that you are so robotic that you can't comprehend what would happen to the world if someone paid for someone else's drink and your response is "goons!"
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Sep 25, 2015 16:08
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I would never pay for someone's coffee. However if perhaps some kind of hot dog shack or deathtrap amusement park were at stake...
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Sep 25, 2015 16:13
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ibntumart posted:Anyway, back to free poo poo at coffee/doughnut places:
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Sep 25, 2015 16:13
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lol ya i know, it's not like I gave reasons and examples of times when it made sense good catch guy, good catch
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Sep 25, 2015 16:13
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I want to believe that the thing that marks that story as stdh was people being lovely to a stranger for absolutely no reason at all but that's one of the most believable parts. 
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Sep 25, 2015 16:49
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jodai posted:I want to believe that the thing that marks that story as stdh was people being lovely to a stranger for absolutely no reason at all but that's one of the most believable parts. Yeah.
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Sep 25, 2015 18:51
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Captain Monkey posted:lol ya i know, it's not like I gave reasons and examples of times when it made sense good catch guy, good catch Yeah, it's not like others have loads of examples where they have dismissed you're weird anger at people buying strangers drinks.
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Sep 25, 2015 21:31
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:You mean the one in [Small Town], or the one in [Small Town]? I fuckin' love that chain but the servers are kind of rude at the one in [Small Town] so I usually drive to [Small Town] to grab a bite of [Fast Food Meal]. So good. So, you guys have played Watch_Dogs too, hunh?
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Sep 25, 2015 21:53
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Sep 25, 2015 23:09
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At least he put in the effort to make a fake name for his "girlfriend".
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Sep 25, 2015 23:16
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Handwriting does look pretty feminine though. But I think paying someone to write that is more believable than the note.
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Sep 25, 2015 23:34
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Sep 25, 2015 23:47
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Khazar-khum posted:Fake. There's no 'National Passport Center'. There is, however, a National Visa Center at that address.
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Sep 26, 2015 02:38
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Is this really something to be proud of, that your school is so lovely it got banned from the Zoo? If it happened of course.
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Sep 26, 2015 12:00
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That note is so cloyingly adorable, it makes my teeth itch.
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Sep 26, 2015 14:14
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quote:So I think if I just get it out of my system hopefully I won't keep dwelling on it. I kind of hope this one is true, because LOL at this loving loser
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Sep 26, 2015 14:32
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One day I was having a lovely day at work on a Friday and my fiancé was working a late shift so I knew I wouldn't see her until like 11. I walked into the apartment and lo and behold on the couch was a brand new copy of Destiny, my favorite beer, a box of cheez its, and (for some reason) an animation cel from Akira, along with a lovey-dovey note about how rough she knew my week was. The note didn't even have either of our names on it, it could have been right out of STDH. ....except, y'know, she wrote the note because she was gone all night and not because she had "banished herself" like some kind of loon. I feel like if you come home and your SO has left you a note despite also being home themselves something is pretty hosed up in your relationship, candy and soda notwithstanding.
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Sep 26, 2015 16:03
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ElGroucho posted:I kind of hope this one is true, because LOL at this loving loser Take that, Jed Mosely!
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Sep 26, 2015 18:36
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bringmyfishback posted:That note is so cloyingly adorable, it makes my teeth itch. "Here's some of that garbage food you stuff yourself with, you fatass. Thanks a lot for barely taking an active part in this family. Enjoy your loving videogame."
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Sep 26, 2015 23:23
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Ryoshi posted:One day I was having a lovely day at work on a Friday and my fiancé was working a late shift so I knew I wouldn't see her until like 11. I walked into the apartment and lo and behold on the couch was a brand new copy of Destiny, my favorite beer, a box of cheez its, and (for some reason) an animation cel from Akira, along with a lovey-dovey note about how rough she knew my week was. The note didn't even have either of our names on it, it could have been right out of STDH. At least it wasn't written DEAR HUSBAND, LOVE WIFE like the one was.
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Ryoshi posted:One day I was having a lovely day at work on a Friday and my fiancé was working a late shift so I knew I wouldn't see her until like 11. I walked into the apartment and lo and behold on the couch was a brand new copy of Destiny, my favorite beer, a box of cheez its, and (for some reason) an animation cel from Akira, along with a lovey-dovey note about how rough she knew my week was. The note didn't even have either of our names on it, it could have been right out of STDH. But, you guys don't get it. He is such a good provider, caring helpmeet, and amazing cocksman, she will do ANYTHING to make him as happy as she can. He is such a gift to mankind, her happiness is COMPLETELY irrelevant. Don't you all know how to read between the lines? 
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Sep 27, 2015 01:16
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That's kind of a weird take on a fake note. The gently caress is a helpmeet?
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Sep 27, 2015 01:37
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ElGroucho posted:I kind of hope this one is true, because LOL at this loving loser Mmm... just what you want to say to a good friend on their wedding day.
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Sep 27, 2015 01:55
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Danger Mahoney posted:That's kind of a weird take on a fake note. The gently caress is a helpmeet? It's a biblical term for wife basically. It's use somewhat common among US fundamentalist types, like when they are teaching their daughters how they need to be subservient to their future husbands.
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Danger Mahoney posted:That's kind of a weird take on a fake note. The gently caress is a helpmeet? The term comes from the King James Bible. By the mid-17th century, people made the mistake of thinking that Genesis 2:18 phrase "an help meet for him," i.e., someone worthy to help him(Adam), was actually saying there was such a thing as a "help-meet" or "helpmeet," which would basically mean a
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Dilb posted:It's a biblical term for wife basically. It's use somewhat common among US fundamentalist types, like when they are teaching their daughters how they need to be subservient to their future husbands. helpmeat Of all the things that didn't happen...this loving one: 
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Sep 27, 2015 03:29
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bringmyfishback posted:helpmeat "PS I look forward to the civil lawsuit filed against me to garnish my unemployment checks. Hope you learned your lesson."
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Sep 27, 2015 04:29
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bringmyfishback posted:helpmeat "Those things you stole? The ones with my name on them, that I'm corroborating with this very note? Yeah, they were illegally drugged. I brought drugs to work with my name on them, you idiot! Hahaha you stole my drugs and now HR will be VERY ANGRY!!"
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Dilb posted:It's a biblical term for wife basically. It's use somewhat common among US fundamentalist types, like when they are teaching their daughters how they need to be subservient to their future husbands. ibntumart posted:The term comes from the King James Bible. By the mid-17th century, people made the mistake of thinking that Genesis 2:18 phrase "an help meet for him," i.e., someone worthy to help him(Adam), was actually saying there was such a thing as a "help-meet" or "helpmeet," which would basically mean a Danger Mahoney posted:That's kind of a weird take on a fake note. The gently caress is a helpmeet? Not what I believe, but it worked for the point of the joke. Especially as the type of loser that would cook up such a lame STDH would be the farthest thing from any of the things I mentioned.
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Unlikely
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Sep 27, 2015 04:44
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It happened, but the shouty man lives alone.
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Sep 27, 2015 05:08
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Josie posted:It happened, but the shouty man lives alone. Nope. Living with your RealDoll collection is not alone. Or is it?
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Samizdata posted:Nope. Living with your RealDoll collection is not alone. Depending on the medication of your schizophrenia.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Depending on the medication of your schizophrenia. Cheers for the clarification.
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ElGroucho posted:I kind of hope this one is true, because LOL at this loving loser Is it just me or would it be really loving weird and awkward for a bride to slow dance a relatively new male friend at her wedding
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Drunk Tomato posted:Is it just me or would it be really loving weird and awkward for a bride to slow dance a relatively new male friend at her wedding They have been friends years according to the story. 
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