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Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Quaresma being Quaresma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC9wmDnIvM0

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canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Alonso just now:

JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008
Stupid Nordstrand and his ridiculous overhead kicks..

http://gfycat.com/PolishedGraciousHornedviper

---

He did the same against us a while ago

http://www.gfycat.com/TightUglyAsiaticwildass

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Tshabalala (South African guy who scored a nice long-range shot to open the 2010 WC) with a belter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfyzqeo3eso

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32wwo7

Victoria de Setubal's South Korean player Suk is really good when he wants to.

And basically an amateur level goal because the announcer really takes pride in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYWCtpy3_dQ

Mans fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Aug 25, 2015

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I poo poo-talk Paulinho in the transfer thread then he does this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLZ9czB93F8

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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TheBigAristotle posted:

I poo poo-talk Paulinho in the transfer thread then he does this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLZ9czB93F8

The first shot of the fk I was thinking "why didn't the keeper move?? he had forever", then on the replay I was like :stare: Oh OK.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Negredo had a really nice goal today against Monaco

http://streamable.com/gc1z

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gotta feel bad for the dude that basically gave away Monaco's chance of CL play with that back pass.

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j5mX3uPe-M
Some proper good goals in here lads.

Pick of the bunch: https://vine.co/v/ejUzZlUTrVe

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

I've been desperately trying to find a goal scored by a player who was about to be substituted and was limping off the pitch when he unexpectedly received the ball about 25 yards out. He smacked the ball into the net and then continued walking off. iirc it was Adrian Ilie for Romania playing in European Championship but I'm really not sure. Maybe he only hit the crossbar?

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

JunkDeluxe posted:

Stupid Nordstrand and his ridiculous overhead kicks..

http://gfycat.com/PolishedGraciousHornedviper

---

He did the same against us a while ago

http://www.gfycat.com/TightUglyAsiaticwildass

That second goal is titled best goal in Superligaen ever, but as far as I'm concerned nothing will ever come close to Zuma's for the sheer importance and significance of the goal

Here's two pixels, one of them is Zuma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16v0YlnIC7U

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Blaise Matuidi with a rising volley

https://streamable.com/t8ck

Other angles:

http://streamable.com/2wqy

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

TheBigAristotle posted:

Blaise Matuidi with a rising volley

https://streamable.com/t8ck

Other angles:

http://streamable.com/2wqy

Yeah that was nasty

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

TheBigAristotle posted:

Blaise Matuidi with a rising volley

https://streamable.com/t8ck

Other angles:

http://streamable.com/2wqy

lmao at #4 who got the gently caress out of the way

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x8wJjSeJlE

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
What an angle

https://streamable.com/ikzx

xian
Jan 21, 2001

Lipstick Apathy


definitely surplus to requirements at LFC this season. definitely don't need any of this.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

xian posted:



definitely surplus to requirements at LFC this season. definitely don't need any of this.

Ah yes, that goal he scored in Portugal two seasons ago.

xian
Jan 21, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
lol, that was sent to me like it was a recent thing. still a great one, and doesnt my thoughts re: his loan.

Zwachro
Mar 7, 2003
C808BEA
Two funny keepers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2VKMLeGRnA

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
https://streamable.com/1s9k

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

wow

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-lT41YU28o

Juninho at around 0:55 is awesome especially for the ball and the way he dips it

Also most of all of the rest

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Also Tony 'Get hosed Cunts' Yeboah is there with a proper tasty goal

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

http://gfycat.com/GivingFaintBantamrooster

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

That dip is loving insane.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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ayb posted:

That dip is loving insane.

Yeah, I knew it would end in the goal because otherwise it wouldn't be in this thread, and I still thought "that's going over" before it dipped

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpwaEdC3hnE

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
MLS defending but cheeky still

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2y3fz6_sebastian-giovinco-scores-goal-by-fooling-the-keeper_sport

Lemon
May 22, 2003

A genuinely most excellent goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0_7_CxBq-Y

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


I think you meant this goal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdkVKMND7cQ

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


That always makes me smile :unsmith:

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Was that Will Ferrel celebrating with him?


That's amazing.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Paul Scholes update: Still Got it

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

santanotreal posted:

Was that Will Ferrel celebrating with him?

It was

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

JingleBells posted:

Paul Scholes update: Still Got it

loving hell. That's a great goal.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Pogba finally scored a Pogbaesque goal this year

https://streamable.com/0yta

Andnook
Mar 10, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qp6YdSKtPo

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

this owns

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