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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007



10 10 10 9.5 10

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T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!


Unnnf. That looks sick.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Rigged Death Trap posted:

She's a HENRY DINK, no amount of money is enough to raise her out of thinking she barely scrapes by.
And complains about the quality of the school district on top! Just LMAO.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

Chris Knight posted:

And complains about the quality of the school district on top! Just LMAO.

Hahahaha, that person wants to have a good life and have a good future for their kids! Just LMAO.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Sinestro posted:

Hahahaha, that person wants to have a good life and have a good future for their kids! Just LMAO.

She doesn't have kids.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


Found the vid
His wheel came off

https://www.facebook.com/350925244950335/videos/962219857154201/

drat

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
http://gfycat.com/CanineClumsyCats it's just so drat perfect.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Just came here to post that...

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe
That's right up there with the runaway tire that stacks itself.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting


And children, that's how Porsche 911s are made

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

You Am I posted:

And children, that's how Porsche 911s are made

Don't think you get babies with a 69.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Slavvy posted:

Don't think you get babies with a 69.

lol

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Slavvy posted:

Don't think you get babies with a 69.

Not with that kind of lazy attitude.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Slavvy posted:

Don't think you get babies with a 69.

German sex is very efficient

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Hell, everything was just fine until the 69 came around. It was pure, it was honest. Once the 69 came about it signaled the beginning of Porsche's rapid down hill slide into forced induction, bolt on devices, pushing boundaries no one ever thought possible to reach, breaking every last law of decency known to automobile or mankind, and eventually culminating in an act of raw domination so overpowering that forty years later that era is still spoken of in hushed whisper and nervous glance.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Ladies and Gents, I present to you a reddit post:

"A photoshoot of a Jetta went very wrong last night"

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Adiabatic posted:

Ladies and Gents, I present to you a reddit post:

"A photoshoot of a Jetta went very wrong last night"

Good to know nothing of value was lost!

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
They couldn't attach to the tow point because of all the drift charms.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Hellaflush, indeed

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

The photos probably weren't even that good.. bad scenery, sun was behind the car, and an ugly sunset.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Hellastuck

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Why would you photoshoot a jetta? Quick someone do a 4 door accord next.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
AI PLZ HELP ME IDENTIFY A CAR MY DAD SAW YESTERDAY I THINK IT'S A FIERO OF SOME KIND

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

14 INCH DICK posted:

AI PLZ HELP ME IDENTIFY A CAR MY DAD SAW YESTERDAY I THINK IT'S A FIERO OF SOME KIND



its only made to look like a fiero

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

mods please change name to niki lauda burned by flaming fiero

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Had some fun at my local Cars and Coffee this past saturday:













(yes, an all-electric Porsche 914)




corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
V12 Zagato



Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

That license plate :vince:
perfect.

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Sep 28, 2015

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Those taillights are awful. The zagato version of anything always seems to look bulbous and terrible compared to the original.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Not to mention the "me too guys!" spoiler.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

xzzy posted:

Not to mention the "me too guys!" spoiler.

Slavvy posted:

Those taillights are awful. The zagato version of anything always seems to look bulbous and terrible compared to the original.

It's the :captainpop: of cars, and yeah the spoiler looks like a cheap bolt on.
But big v12s in relatively small cars just make me melt.


While we're on Aston Martins:
I pulled up next to a Lagonda Taraf, you know that Middle East exclusive for the discerning, itinerant shiekh.

Motherfucker was massive, a literal land yacht.

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Sep 28, 2015

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

The front angle is pretty spot on though. I'd prefer a one piece hood instead of the black pseudo-vents because I love having a mile of shiny paint in front of the windshield, but what they did doesn't look bad at all.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

xzzy posted:

The front angle is pretty spot on though. I'd prefer a one piece hood instead of the black pseudo-vents because I love having a mile of shiny paint in front of the windshield, but what they did doesn't look bad at all.

Those vents are godawful too, it looks like a lovely aftermarket bonnet for an evo 3 or something.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
I swear it looks like a TVR from the back

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
believe it or not but the bonnet vents on that car and for every other aston martin are functional

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

14 INCH DICK posted:

AI PLZ HELP ME IDENTIFY A CAR MY DAD SAW YESTERDAY I THINK IT'S A FIERO OF SOME KIND



As a man who's grandfather was Austrian and literally every family event growing up was based around that fact: :gizz:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

corn in the fridge posted:

believe it or not but the bonnet vents on that car and for every other aston martin are functional

Much like the Ferrari Enzo and its functional design, this still doesn't change the fact that it looks asstastic :v:

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Lord of Garbagemen posted:

Why would you photoshoot a jetta? Quick someone do a 4 door accord next.

Some people like photographing their cars.

I'm not trying to defend the jetta idiots, but I've spent lots of time photographing my boring cars.

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Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

corn in the fridge posted:

believe it or not but the bonnet vents on that car and for every other aston martin are functional

The bonnet vents on other Astons don't look terrible though.

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