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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


ay ay ay ayyyy lmao

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Stymie posted:

vastly overrated despite only creating one work of any appreciable quality?

sounds about right

you mean the penguin game?

Cyberbird
Jul 18, 2015

the upshot to being seriously ill for the last 2 months (besides prescription painkillers) is having so much time for space trucking and base sneaking.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Breathing if you insult moby dick again i will bring grievous harm to your sack, your taint, and your nuts you minnesota bitch boy

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

bump_fn posted:

I don't remember that much male gaze in moby dick

wait maybe that's what the whale descriptions are

the metal gear solid series and moby dick are both incredibly homosexual, try paying attention for once in your goddamn life

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Stymie posted:

vastly overrated despite only creating one work of any appreciable quality?

sounds about right

lol did you not like benito cereno you retarded gently caress

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Nanomashoes posted:

the metal gear solid series and moby dick are both incredibly homosexual, try paying attention for once in your goddamn life

"Ocelot isn't gay" - a dumb blind baby

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
"bartleby the scrivener more like bartleby the bad story, drat i'm good" --stymie

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Billy budd more like silly crud -- loser baby

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

"Ocelot isn't gay" - a dumb blind baby

Shut up bitch.

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

"Ocelot isn't gay" - a dumb blind baby

mgs is the most homoerotic game ever known

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

quiet is just being willfully obtuse: she can loving talk < mega spoiler

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

She never learned to read or write though.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
The best bit of MGSV was all of it

The worst bit was that one thing (you know the one)

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Awia posted:

quiet is just being willfully obtuse: she can loving talk < mega spoiler

this isn't a spoiler it's literally in the first cutscene in the game :rolleyes:

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

BBJoey posted:

this isn't a spoiler it's literally in the first cutscene in the game :rolleyes:

harhar

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

yospos face blindness strikes again!

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

wait are you talking about me or you

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

im just taking the piss out of the people who didn't realise she was quiet

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

oh ok. people have gotten mad at me for pointing out they're the same person because uh why is she wearing clothes in the opening cutscene, genius? checkmate, idiot

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

The best bit of MGSV was all of it

The worst bit was that one thing (you know the one)

Which one the boob shock, the boob squad or the vagina or possibly butt bomb?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

SynthOrange posted:

Which one the boob shock, the boob squad or the vagina or possibly butt bomb?

Literally none of those

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Awia posted:

mgs is the most homoerotic game ever known

ocelot devotes his entire life to furthering the agenda of naked sake aka big boss because ocelot has a gigantic, glistening, infected boner for him

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

this is actual mgs canon, this is a fact in the story

metal gear fuckin owns

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

All these weird straight clowns that talk about how awesome homosexuality is like some weird uncle trying way too hard to be cool.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

i am aggressively gay, knuc

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I'm down with glistening boners going into men's asses. Haha. That's what the kids are into these days right. I'm hip with the "butt pirates" arrgh me hearties.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I'm down with glistening boners going into men's asses.

I am glad we can all agree on something

havent heard a peep
May 29, 2003

When Steve Jobs died it wasn't the first job I'd lost that week.

Awia posted:

thanks stymie

Thanks stymie. It was great getting to know your family over the campfire. Your mom is the coolest!

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Knuc U Kinte posted:

I'm down with glistening boners going into men's asses. Haha. That's what the kids are into these days right. I'm hip with the "butt pirates" arrgh me hearties.

im gay

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

corn in the bible posted:

"bartleby the scrivener more like bartleby the bad story, drat i'm good" --stymie

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jerry Cotton posted:

ay ay ay ayyyy lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhCPG0qqRW8

dunno if you've ever seen this

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Still haven't :smugmrgw:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Bartleby, will you quote the Stymie!?

I would prefer not to.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Bartleby, will you quote the Stymie!?

I would prefer not to.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Quote no words a Stymie posted

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

quoth the stymie nevermore

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Katana Gomai posted:

quoth the stymie nevermore

ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

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