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MGTen posted:Man, I know that I find it impossible to tell if someone doesn't really want to have sex. If only people who wanted to have sex were enthusiastic about it and communicated their enjoyment about what was going on. But, as we all know, all sex is done in sullen silence with both partners never looking at each other and it is impossible to tell if your partner is into it. No no no. It's that
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Fathis Munk posted:No no no. It's that I know I'd regret it if I had sex with the guys that post this sort of poo poo.
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Sep 28, 2015 21:46
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If she didn't say anything, how did she consent?
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Sep 28, 2015 22:30
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so this motherfucker on imgur had his iphone "stolen" (he lost it) and somehow a girl ended up with it and all her pictures end up going to his icloud so he's made a tumblr to post the pictures the pictures include nude pictures he says ""The girl is cute, and i wanna see her photos, kinda track some moments of her life, and share with you guys"" jfc this loving creepy guy
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Sep 29, 2015 20:09
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quote:Should i stop this? Call the loving police
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Sep 29, 2015 20:15
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kazil posted:Call the loving police How broken and hosed up does someone have to be to say "Hmm, I know I'm posting this girl's pictures without her permission, and some of you are saying it's wrong...but I don't know. I guess I'll leave up for the internet to vote for!"
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Sep 29, 2015 20:50
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Shouldn't this guy be trying to get his phone back I mean he's creepy and all but if the phone got lost and she started using it or straight up stole it shouldn't that be his main goal?
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Vincent Van Goat posted:How broken and hosed up does someone have to be to say "Hmm, I know I'm posting this girl's pictures without her permission, and some of you are saying it's wrong...but I don't know. I guess I'll leave up for the internet to vote for!" Imgur in a nutshell. "If I get enough upvotes it must be ok!"
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Fashionable Jorts posted:-Someone who hasn't had sex in probably half a decade, because women find him insufferable. If I remember this correctly in the description the dude mentioned it was his wife. I mean, if you're married to a person and really can't tell that they're not into it at all you're probably a sociopath.
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From that tumblr:quote:I'm not a lawyer but work in a lot of tech businesses and based on what I know of TOU and such, she has the power to disable this feature. By not doing that she is essentially giving you the images. You're free to do with them as you choose. quote:I think in the same way. Icloud account is on my name, and she posting pictures by using that. That mean’s that she gave me the permition to do whatever i wanna do with this:) 
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Sep 29, 2015 22:33
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"Hey, remember that consensual sex we had last night?" - a real woman talking about real sex with someone who isn't a pathetic virgin
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 Didn't Chris Rock stop doing that sketch precisely because of dickheads like these? 
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Korgan posted:
"thanks for the youtube link to something racist i could have looked up in seconds, fellow racist. you're a pal"
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Korgan posted:Didn't Chris Rock stop doing that sketch precisely because of dickheads like these? Yeah, but no one watches 60 minutes even when comedians are on it. Chris Rock posted:"I think a lot of people were thinking in those terms and hadn't been able to say it. By the way, I've never done that joke again, ever, and I probably never will," says Rock. "'Cause some people that were racist thought they had license to say n-----. So, I'm done with that routine." http://www.cbsnews.com/news/rock-bring-on-oscar-safety-net/ This info is now a decade old.
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Mans posted:kinda weird how many people edit their posts to write giant rear end texts about reaching the front-page like they won an oscar or something https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/14kw2x/do_you_feel_that_reddit_has_lost_its_sense_of/ posted:Recently I posted this post, inviting people to choose a superpower and let other people put conditions on it. It front paged the subreddit in two hours, and I've received LOTS of praise for it -- both things that were unexpected. I've postulated that the reason this was, to some, the best post they'd ever seen on AskReddit, or the best post they'd seen on Reddit in years, is because it invited the involvement of community (as the internet should), instead of me just posting a thing for you to look at. Do you feel that Reddit tends to drop the sense of community, or am I just rambling?
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Sep 30, 2015 02:27
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Would I be a terrible person for reporting that tumblr?
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Sep 30, 2015 03:22
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Aerofallosov posted:Would I be a terrible person for reporting that tumblr? No.
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Aerofallosov posted:Would I be a terrible person for reporting that tumblr? I don't know what you'd report it for but I always advocate touching the poop
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https://imgur.com/gallery/Pm7Wr Hey look a completely boring story that can only be expressed through a wall of meme gifs
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http://imgur.com/gallery/LtY9cgoose fleet posted:https://imgur.com/gallery/Pm7Wr These are the loving worst e: wait no this is worse http://imgur.com/gallery/x4vr9Vx Tetracube has a new favorite as of 20:55 on Sep 30, 2015 |
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Sep 30, 2015 20:53
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**Just get's is my dick out and starts to pee
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Tetracube posted:e: wait no this is worse http://imgur.com/gallery/x4vr9Vx This has to be satire, right?  A whole hour and a half I can't go to the gym. And I can't go to the bike shop on Sunday. loving feminists
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quote:Then this took it over the edge. I could kinda deal with being demonized, but this?! Nah man. This is too much. Now, 1.5 hours a day is women's only hours at the gym. Yes, we do have another gym, but I don't like that gym. And just to draw a parallel - I don't think Rosa Parks enjoyed the back of the bus very much either. Hahahahahaha holy poo poo
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Uhh if any regular gyms around here offered women only times I think that like 98% of the women I know who are either married or out-of-shape would prefer that.
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goose fleet posted:https://imgur.com/gallery/Pm7Wr Can't wait for the follow up where she tells the story of how she met her boyfriend after he messaged her for this post.
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And then the breakup post which includes doctor_who_crying_in_the_rain.gif
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Tetracube posted:e: wait no this is worse http://imgur.com/gallery/x4vr9Vx The reactionary movement against feminism is comprised of children with no idea of what they're talking about harassing women into tears. It's nice to see Imgur show some self-awareness every now and again. What else is on the front page right now?  You might think I'm offended by the weirdly light-hearted portrayal of a group of racist murderers, but I'm actually way more offended by the forced punchline and terrible art.  "I learned everything I know about women from sitcoms." Also, isn't that stupid bear meme supposed to be for confessions? How is this a confession of anything other then a complete lack of understanding when it comes to menstruation?  Black people are the real racists! They're the ones that bring up race all the time! If they were really suffering under a system of discrimination and oppression, they'd be more like white people, who never bring up race!
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I dated a black guy in high school and my family never explicitly mentioned race but a few of my family members definitely treated him worse than they treated the white guys I dated  But hey they never said the exact phrase "I hate black people" so I'm sure it wasn't uncomfortable for him at all!!!
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https://imgur.com/gallery/UJ9IT7Z Ahh yes this post is funny, relevant, or interesting because
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goose fleet posted:https://imgur.com/gallery/UJ9IT7Z Don't you see? Imgur is just show and tell for idiots. Tragic stories and good deeds are meaningless if they aren't shared online for useless Internet points!
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MGTen posted:
What a normal person would think: "Hey, these guys are probably kind of psyched that they're now living in a time where a white dude will date their daughter/sister without reservations  "What this guy thinks: "Hah, I knew it! They were the real racists all along!"
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goose fleet posted:https://imgur.com/gallery/UJ9IT7Z Yes happy birthday son from your mother hilarious imgur poster hairtriggercunt
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goose fleet posted:https://imgur.com/gallery/UJ9IT7Z This would be kind of sweet if the kid was like 7 or something but this is her grown rear end 23 year old son she's sleep-creeping on
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goose fleet posted:https://imgur.com/gallery/UJ9IT7Z Is this actually how people think having a baby works? I know this is imgur but it's crazy that nobody in the comments is even suggesting that this story might not be true. We don't do surgery without anaesthesia, we don't do c-sections for dead babies, and we sure as hell don't have people push for half an hour in the OR if we think a baby is in serious distress. It's mind-boggling to me that people think this is a plausible story.
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My favorite part is how it was literally copy-pasted from somewhere because you can see the parts of the text that weren't pasted correctly, like "You don't know this story"
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goose fleet posted:My favorite part is how it was literally copy-pasted from somewhere because you can see the parts of the text that weren't pasted correctly, like "You don't know this story" I don't understand... are you trying to say imgur poster hairtriggercunt might not be as respectable as she seems?
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goose fleet posted:My favorite part is how it was literally copy-pasted from somewhere because you can see the parts of the text that weren't pasted correctly, like "You don't know this story" Looks like some poo poo Facebook thing that ends with "Like=1 prayer, keep scrolling if abortions". Somewhat related, what happened to the IoSM thread to get it gassed?
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