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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
How does the Bucs kicker still have a job? He missed 3 field goals and a PAT. gently caress that guy.

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Chichevache posted:

Our QB put 1 into the W column though

No Marshawn and your D did.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

But what was the answer?

@AndrewSiciliano
First question to Jim Tomsula just now at his press conference:

"Why is Colin Kaepernick your starting quarterback?"

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Ozu posted:

But what was the answer?

@AndrewSiciliano
First question to Jim Tomsula just now at his press conference:

"Why is Colin Kaepernick your starting quarterback?"
"Well gosh he had such a good attitude coming into training camp and I really think next week will be his week! Or at least the one after!"

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Ozu posted:

But what was the answer?

@AndrewSiciliano
First question to Jim Tomsula just now at his press conference:

"Why is Colin Kaepernick your starting quarterback?"

:laffo:

Flikken posted:

Yup, I can't Remember the last time a NFC WEST QB threw 4 picks in one game, shameful, anytime that happens that QB should be cut immediately and definitely not be given an extension or anything.

Hey now, anybody can do that in a regular-season game. It takes a special talent to do that in, say, the NFC Championship Game, and then top it in the Super Bowl, you have to lock up a guy like that long-term

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Flikken posted:

No Marshawn and your D did.

You might want to look at Marshawn's stats for the game...

(hint: he got taken out early because of an injury)

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

*crying and screaming and throwing a fit* My team is 3-0 and looks really good, including in the most recent game they played!!! *tears streaming down face* And so does the quarterback that I root for!!!!! *in that weird hiccuping voice people do when they are absolutely inconsolable* They look like Super Bowl contenders!
hell, same

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
It's week 3 you buncha clowns. Patriots, Cards, Bengals, Seahawks and Packers are 1 random play away from being the Steelers or Cowboys

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

It's week 3 you buncha clowns. Patriots, Cards, Bengals, Seahawks and Packers are 1 random play away from being the Steelers or Cowboys

You are aware that for most part the Patriots have dummied their opponent from kick-off to crying in the locker room

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

:smith:

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Brady doesn't have a broken back or the twisted knees of a rapist

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Ozu posted:

But what was the answer?

@AndrewSiciliano
First question to Jim Tomsula just now at his press conference:

"Why is Colin Kaepernick your starting quarterback?"
"Because Blaine Gabbert is the backup"

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

sweet thursday posted:

You are aware that for most part the Patriots have dummied their opponent from kick-off to crying in the locker room

Yes but if Brady breaks his bitch neck (god willing) that aint gonna matter much

See: the Cards last season

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

seiferguy posted:

You might want to look at Marshawn's stats for the game...

(hint: he got taken out early because of an injury)

Hey now, I was just making a broad generalization without fact checking. Do you expect ACCURACY in posts?

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

We are seriously one or two more bad games away from a week in which Jimmy Clausen, Brandon Weeden, AND Blaine Gabbert are all starting

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Pretty sure the Superbowl isn't played in the first round

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Quest For Glory II posted:

"Because Blaine Gabbert is the backup"

This man knows what it is.

Also, because they haven't drafted Jared Goff yet.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Flikken posted:

Hey now, I was just making a broad generalization without fact checking. Do you expect ACCURACY in posts?

Yeah you're a Browns fan. You haven't seen accuracy in over a generation.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Yeah you're a Browns fan. You haven't seen accuracy in over a generation.

:drat:

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

sweet thursday posted:

You are aware that for most part the Patriots have dummied their opponent from kick-off to crying in the locker room

I've seen a Mark Sanchez lead Jets knock the Patriots out in the 1st round, my dude

corsair
Jan 10, 2001

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

I've seen a Mark Sanchez lead Jets knock the Patriots out in the 1st round, my dude

Have you not heard? The Patriots are going undefeated!

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

CharlestheHammer posted:

The Dolphins are going to sweep the pats on the road to 4-12

I'd be happy with a #2/#3 pick going to a Hickey who will probably load up in a draft that appears to be rich in Dolphins needs (OT/OG/ILB). Plus that'd be some extra incentive for whoever will replace Philbin.

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

"So Mr. Tomsula, why is Colin Kaepernick your starting quarterback?"

answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg



look, I know that was part of my joke in my last post. I've just made it my goal on this monday to convert one other person to only hearing Jim Tomsula make tim allen grunting noises every time they see him appear on their tv, like I do. I promise I'll do better tomorrow.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

corsair posted:

Have you not heard? The Patriots are going undefeated!

Hello corsair. I had an Italian sub for lunch.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Hello corsair. I had an Italian sub for lunch.

Garoppolol

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
I hope Tom Brady gets irradiated with all the plutonium on earth and bites a Jets quarterback about it, infecting him.

corsair
Jan 10, 2001

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Hello corsair. I had an Italian sub for lunch.

I had a salad

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Also looking back at how lovely the games were yesterday I'm glad I spent pretty much the entire day on my couch zonked out on Tylenol PM.

Catfish Stevens
Jul 9, 2001

WHO DAT? Who gives a damn?

Quest For Glory II posted:

We are seriously one or two more bad games away from a week in which Jimmy Clausen, Brandon Weeden, AND Blaine Gabbert are all starting

Don't forget Michael Vick and Luke McCown. The Year of the Backup.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

haljordan posted:

Also looking back at how lovely the games were yesterday I'm glad I spent pretty much the entire day on my couch zonked out on Tylenol PM.

If it makes you feel any better, all some people are getting in the Ivory Coast is a mass grave

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

*crying and screaming and throwing a fit* My team is 3-0 and looks really good, including in the most recent game they played!!! *tears streaming down face* And so does the quarterback that I root for!!!!! *in that weird hiccuping voice people do when they are absolutely inconsolable* They look like Super Bowl contenders!

I was just joking at first but now you are definitely melting down.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Ozu posted:

But what was the answer?

@AndrewSiciliano
First question to Jim Tomsula just now at his press conference:

"Why is Colin Kaepernick your starting quarterback?"

Isn't their backup Blake Gabbert.

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009

Borsche69 posted:

I was just joking at first but now you are definitely melting down.

:lol:

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Quest For Glory II posted:

"Because Blaine Gabbert is the backup"
Well yes but...

quote:

“Well, I’m a believer in Blaine Gabbert,” 49ers coach Jim Tomsula said. “I am. Just point blank: I’m a believer in Blaine Gabbert. We are building a team, so in terms of the on-the-field play and the team, Blaine Gabbert, that’s a beautiful piece.
http://www.csnbayarea.com/49ers/tomsula-ive-believer-blaine-gabbert

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Yeah, coaches can't really say "who else should I start? The backup? I see him every day in practice and he's loving terrible."

Borsche69 posted:

Isn't their backup Blake Gabbert.

Is that some kind of horrible mutant Bortles and Gabbert love child?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Ozu posted:

But what was the answer?

@AndrewSiciliano
First question to Jim Tomsula just now at his press conference:

"Why is Colin Kaepernick your starting quarterback?"

"Because Blaine Gabbert. Next question?"

Beaten like Collin's receivers to the ball, gently caress.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Does Tomsula even make it through the season before getting shitcanned?

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Brandon Weeden and Blaine Gabbert

Gifted passers and beautiful pieces.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

haljordan posted:

Does Tomsula even make it through the season before getting shitcanned?

Sure, a lot of the problem right now isn't Tomsula, it's the coordinators that were basically hired at the lowest bid by Baalke/York.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Tomsula seems like a great guy and might even be talented. The fuckups concerning the GM and owner might have knock-on effects that include other teams not hiring a coach because he seems "too nice"

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