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EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
I can be a replacement for your game Allen, SSV has been lurking since d2.

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

dicks lmao

Klungar
Feb 12, 2008

Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

I'm p much confirmed town at this point, happy to help!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Im scum, i scumclaimed right now.

I am a scum aligned bacon rancher.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

CapitalistPig posted:

Im scum, i scumclaimed right now.

I am a scum aligned bacon rancher.

David Cameron spotted.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Birdstrike posted:

David Cameron spotted.

:lol:

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

chaoslord, A Town facepalm, has been executed Day Four.

Votecount:

chaoslord (5): Kumbamontu, Mr. Capps, Sir Sam Vimes, Capitalist Pig, Podima
Capitalist Pig (3): Klungar, Trip, chaoslord, Podima
Trip (0): chaoslord, chaoslord
Klungar (0): Podima, Podima
Kumbamontu (0): Capitalist Pig, Capitalist Pig

Night Four begins.

The cop investigates a townie.
A player is protected.

No-one has died Night Four.

It is now Day Five.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
RNG me is very persuasive

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Kumbamontu posted:

RNG me is very persuasive

I lightly bussed you.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

I've really been a contrarian this time eh?

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie
Soldiers game has 4 player slots left! The game itself won't start until the weekend, but we could expand the game if we get more signups before then.
What's the status on getting older players back with your PMs LUTR? currently we've got zero retired players except Ninth back, but if we did get them i would def expand the scope to fit them in.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Kumbamontu, A Town Completely Superfluous Bottle of Cough Syrup, has been executed Day Five.

Votecount:

Kumbamontu (4): Klungar, Trip, Sir Sam Vimes, Capitalist Pig
Sir Sam Vimes (3): Mr. Capps, Podima, Kumbamontu
Trip (0): Capitalist Pig, Capitalist Pig
Mr. Capps (0): Kumbamontu, Kumbamontu

It is now Night Five.

The cop investigates another Townie.
The cop checks their notes.
The cop has investigated every player remaining in the game except themselves and one other.
A player is protected.

Capitalist Pig, A Town Pigman, has been killed Night Five.

It is now Day Six.


Mr. Capps claims cop.

Trip, A Scum Juror, has been Executed Day Six.

Votecount:

Trip (3): Mr. Capps, Sir Sam Vimes, Klungar
Sir Sam Vimes (1): Trip

Not Voting (1): Podima

Klungar, A Town video game
Mr. Capps, A Town anime Cop
Podima, A Town fox

and
Sir Sam Vimes, A Town webcomic Doctor

have outlasted all Scum players. Town wins the game!


Thank you for (not) playing.

MODDOC

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Yay i knew my clever scumclaim ruse would work!

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Nobody would buy that Capps claim

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Tremendous Taste posted:

Nobody would buy that Capps claim

Yeah, but I didn't really have a method of modeling it properly, so the way I did it was that the claim basically worked like a Thunderdome, reducing the number of possible votable players to "the claimant" and "whoever the scum rolled."

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

It would be silly for a cop to not claim at that point, is my point.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Yeah I was Scum MVP, not gonna lie. I'm always scum tbh

Allen Wren posted:

Yeah, but I didn't really have a method of modeling it properly, so the way I did it was that the claim basically worked like a Thunderdome, reducing the number of possible votable players to "the claimant" and "whoever the scum rolled."

That's a pretty good way of doing it, though shouldn't I have been voting for capps?

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

I'm not criticizing your method, just taking a laugh at it being Capps of all people

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


I was lynched because I led the diqnol vote and led the attempted derail of Foo's vote. Wrong doesn't equal scum, guys, I'm just stupid :colbert:

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Allen Wren posted:

Quote this post if you want to be in a game where you don't actually post at all and I will post the game results in this thread.

Game will start at 13/when I get back from the grocery store.

Nooo I wasn't looking at the time of the post and already missed out :(

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

MMM Whatchya Say posted:

Yeah I was Scum MVP, not gonna lie. I'm always scum tbh


That's a pretty good way of doing it, though shouldn't I have been voting for capps?

Probably, but I manually rolled your vote first before I realized it would probably be a vote for the claimant. This was all done on the fly, so, eh. If I do it again in the future, I'll keep it in mind.

Puntification posted:

Nooo I wasn't looking at the time of the post and already missed out :(

So here's an interesting thing. I just clicked quote to quote the post where you try to opt in, and it gave me what appears to be an edited version of that post in the quotebox. Interesting! The quote button loads the post fresh, I guess.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
did u guys just rp a mafia game

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

imgay posted:

did u guys just rp a mafia game

nah, it was rotisserie'd

whoever had Trip gets five points for surviving to the last day as scum, whoever had the other survivors gets ten points a piece. Whoever's got the best team at the end of the season enters the championship draft on 2+2.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

If I ever go to 2+2 for the champs I'm going to use this as my example game

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
I'm going to start padding my mafia resume.

ljtrigirl
Aug 13, 2015

I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the Salami and the Bologna combined!
Who has two thumbs, Randall Cobb, and still lost?

This guy.



I'm now 2-1 in this league. Fortunately, I'm still undefeated in my werewolf site league!

ljtrigirl
Aug 13, 2015

I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the Salami and the Bologna combined!
Oh, and I had the Vikings D sitting on my bench, which would have won me the match.

Or really anyone instead of Torrey Smith. I only lost by 5 points.

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie
new Chvrches kicks arse, you weren't wrong thread.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

ljtrigirl posted:

Oh, and I had the Vikings D sitting on my bench, which would have won me the match.

Or really anyone instead of Torrey Smith. I only lost by 5 points.

Yeah, Oakland's got some scary-good numbers, Cleveland just doesn't have the stuff to deal with that.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Yay I guessed MMM!

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Anyway, to make it up to Punt, I'll do another one of these in the future, and they get an automatic pre-sign.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Yo, Magnus, you going to do the Fantasy Report, or should I?

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Allen Wren posted:

Anyway, to make it up to Punt, I'll do another one of these in the future, and they get an automatic pre-sign.

Aww thanks :s

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

busb posted:

new Chvrches kicks arse, you weren't wrong thread.

I kept hearing this in a bunch of different threads and this morning I finally listened to it. It's really good

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I came up with the worst loving pun of my life. Who wants to hear it?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Poison Mushroom posted:

I came up with the worst loving pun of my life. Who wants to hear it?

Everyone.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
bad puns are the best, shoot

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Yoda and a horse walk into a bar.

There's not a lot of girls there, so they just sit there drinking. Every time a lady horse comes to the bar, the horse hits on her and every time, he is shut down cold. This continues for a while until the horse turns to Yoda and says,

“Hey, you can use the Force right? Can't you use it to call a mare over here?” Yoda really isn't sure that's a good idea, but finally relents once the horse promises he just needs help breaking the ice.

“Hm, fine” Yoda says finally, “Find a mare, I can.”

So Yoda calls one of the lady horses over. They talk and the stallion hits on her and like the others, she shuts him down and turns around to leave.

Then yoda waves his hands and says something, and the mare turns back around. She immediately jumps onto the bar and pulls out a bottle of whiskey and a revolver, and fires all her bullets into the air and drinks the bottle dry.

Then, she kicks the bartender in the face and runs out of the bar, hooting and hollering into the night.

“What the hell was that?!” the horse asks, “ Ijust wanted to talk to a mare!”

“Mmm!” Yoda replies, “Found a mare I can!”

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

aggggg

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

The agony, the ecstasy

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