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Something about the Fateful Findings trailer reminded me of another atrocious trailer which came out a while ago, maybe 5 years ago but perhaps longer? All I can recall for certain is that it was nearly 100% indoors at what was purported to be a medical facility, more research than hospital, holy hell was everything white and gray on that set. Objects were levitating a bit and being spun around iirc, the acting was of course terrible, but I can't think of anything more specific to google with success. Does anyone happen to know what I'm talking about?
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That sounds like "After Last Season", which is astonishing for how boring it is.
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Robert Denby posted:That sounds like "After Last Season", which is astonishing for how boring it is. Haha, that's exactly it. Shame it's boring, that was one of the first "holy hell it's so bad it's amazing" trailers I came across. drat, that soundtrack is nearly identical to The Demon Rush. Perfectly awful. kalensc fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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This movie involves a woman reaching into the toilet to save pills that had been poured away. In any other movie this would be a crushing display of the dark and degrading nature of addiction. Here it's loving hilarious. All the oscars.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Please report back after you watch the press conference scene at the end. "NOW YOU HAVE ALL THE TRUTHS." This scene: THERE IS TOO MUCH TO SAY. It just keeps going; the whole sequence is like a demented carousel, oscillating from Neil Breen spouting complete nonsense about his hacked rock files, to the small gaggle of what I can only assume are his dead-eyed neighbors who've been duped into wearing their interview suits as they admit to vague truth crimes in front of a green screen. And no matter what's actually happening, the same applause clip plays over and over throughout, but there's nobody there except for "I, and other insurance companies," "president of The Bank," and the other weirdly stoic members of the Suicide Club of Corruption. At one point the editing makes it look like the applause is coming from a wall of shrubs??? THEN THE SNIPER... who amounts to nothing. Breen just kinda looks vaguely in that direction. I lost it progressively more each time that loving pistol was raised into the frame, though my favorite demise was probably the insurance guy's, because he obviously didn't even swallow the pills he put in his mouth. He overdosed in 3 seconds straight through his cheeks, gentle smile still on his face as he welcomed oblivion. I wasn't drinking nearly heavily enough for this movie.
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The press conference where Neil smiles and laughs warmly while people shoot themselves in the loving head in front of presumably dozens of applauding reporters and random people justifies the entire movie.
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I'm the president of the bank I did the crimes *shoots self to applause*
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Tatum Girlparts posted:I'm the president of the bank I did the crimes *shoots self to applause* 
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I'm 15 minuets into Fateful Findings. Say what you will about The Room, but at least Tommy Weisu knows how to keep poo poo moving. Edit: Yeah, this is getting hosed up, but still. MOVE FASTER! Give this to an editor that knows what their doing, you can get this down to maybe over an hour. BigRed0427 fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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Sep 22, 2015 03:24
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I just finished the movie and if I tried to describe it to someone the things coming out of my mouth would be indiscernible from the symptoms of a stroke edit: I keep rewatching bits of the final speech and the cutting in and out of the applause is never not the funniest thing that's ever been put to film DoombatINC fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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Sep 22, 2015 03:49
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BigRed0427 posted:I'm 15 minuets into Fateful Findings. Say what you will about The Room, but at least Tommy Weisu knows how to keep poo poo moving. Someone actually did a supercut of FF that was about half an hour or so.
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"That fat immigrant's talking poo poo...see if you can slide your way around this bullet, fatso."  gently caress John Rhys-DaviesI was waiting for them to bring up the weird Jordy video again once they started talking strange movie music videos. Dirty Harry basically is Jason Voorhees yeah.
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I like how the Dirty Harry impression slowly changed into Abraxis by the end of the episode.
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You guys convinced me to watch Fateful Findings. I don't know what I was expecting but it's simply astonishing.
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Good news! Someone also uploaded Neil Breen's Double Down! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_eSGhRCdgo Doesn't look like the one where he plays alien Jesus is on YouTube, though. e: You need to watch at the very least to the 12 minute mark. Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Sep 23, 2015 |
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Sep 23, 2015 02:33
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I love WHM mailbags. "I GOTTA poo poo"
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Sep 24, 2015 20:03
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Tatum Girlparts posted:"I GOTTA poo poo" I picture him saying that with eyes welled up with tears, and then running off into the bathroom and slamming the door. The most emotional poo poo ever.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Good news! Someone also uploaded Neil Breen's Double Down! quote:Neil Breen directs and stars as the world's greatest hacker for hire. His next assignment: to shut Las Vegas down. However, he'll have to battle his past demons, unless he wishes to compromise the mission. I can tell by the description that too much is happening in this movie.
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BigRed0427 posted:I can tell by the description that too much is happening in this movie. Don't worry, 90% of the stuff that's established never pays off. Or gets mentioned again.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Don't worry, 90% of the stuff that's established never pays off. Or gets mentioned again. I...I don't wanna hear any interviews about this guy. I wanna believe this guy is MORE crazy than Tommy Weisue.
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Sep 27, 2015 03:46
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Indiana Jones and Doctor Chin's Magic Pills
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The Devil's Advocate: come for the HOO-AAH, stay for Keanu's stupid accent.
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I wished Keanu Reeves actually sounded like the guys' impression in the movie. Would've made the movie 100 times better
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davidHalestorm posted:I wished Keanu Reeves actually sounded like the guys' impression in the movie. Would've made the movie 100 times better Sounds like Kenneth the Page. One of the reasons I love WHM is because they're so good at bringing movies back to my consciousness that I once thought were amazing but are actually dogshit and fodder for humor. See also: Face/Off, Dragonheart. 1000 PANCAKES.
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What are some good episodes for characters they made up, like Martin Cinemax III or the door man from Three Man & a Baby? Or their sweet robot impressions in Stealth? I think I've listened to everything at least once but I'm drawing a blank.
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Illinois Smith posted:What are some good episodes for characters they made up, like Martin Cinemax III or the door man from Three Man & a Baby? Or their sweet robot impressions in Stealth? I think I've listened to everything at least once but I'm drawing a blank. Martin Cinemax III was from, I believe, Moontrap. Also from that episode, Tiny Die Hard, starting Walter Koening.
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Sep 29, 2015 18:06
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Cat's Eye for Louie Anderson's cat hot-dogs and Day After Tomorrow for a follow up Louie Anderson goof
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Catwoman had Michael Massee's Garbage Island, and let us never forget the horse in Pippi Longstocking
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I wish their Jim Belushi impression was a fictional character
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How could you forget Cloudy in The Pallbearer?
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bobkatt013 posted:How could you forget Cloudy in The Pallbearer? Aw it's ok, everyone forgets Cloudy  But also goddamn good episode today. I shamefully was just like them and, when I first saw it I was all "Oh my god this is ART" and then, ya know, I graduated high school and watched it again and said 'oh nooooo'.
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A Meat posted:I wish their Jim Belushi impression was a fictional character CYANONBALLLLL!
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Illinois Smith posted:What are some good episodes for characters they made up, like Martin Cinemax III or the door man from Three Man & a Baby? Or their sweet robot impressions in Stealth? I think I've listened to everything at least once but I'm drawing a blank. Eric Movie
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De Nomolos posted:Sounds like Kenneth the Page. Hey, man, Face/Off is awesome 
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Eric Movie I was just about to post this. What episode did it originate from?
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Sep 30, 2015 17:18
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Put upon cobra commander is the best character since put upon skeletor
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Brocktoon posted:I was just about to post this. What episode did it originate from? Winter's Tale, I think.
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Put upon cobra commander is the best character since put upon skeletor See you later~
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 Stuart Wellington posted:...the ghastly apparition whispered into mine ear: DoombatINC fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Oct 2, 2015 |
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Sweet. This should be fun.
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