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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

QuarkJets posted:

i was at a grocery store waiting to check out and the guy in front of me looked at his receipt and said to the cashier "We're all going to have a really good day today! I study numbers, and that's what these numbers mean!"

Maybe that number was "0" because he made brilliant use of his coupons. That seems like it could be the start of a pretty good day.

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Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

:wow: You have no idea how much easier you just made my life. :wow:

I can totally go crazy now, on a much, much deeper level.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
They really have Conspiracy Theories for everything these days

http://i.imgur.com/dRlN4i9.jpg

Also, what is it with red and CTs? Is there some appeal to red lines and text for people with mental illness?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

twistedmentat posted:

They really have Conspiracy Theories for everything these days

http://i.imgur.com/dRlN4i9.jpg

Also, what is it with red and CTs? Is there some appeal to red lines and text for people with mental illness?

It's just RED = BAD, RED = DANGER, same reason red is used for stop signs.

And it's a funny coincidence that in a typical JPEG image, red line art looks AWFUL and the result makes ya look crazier.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

twistedmentat posted:



Also, what is it with red and CTs? Is there some appeal to red lines and text for people with mental illness?

Ha, that image is almost exactly what Armyman25 was arguing.

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
I thought Snowden would be fairly popular with the CT's but apparently he is a CIA plant. I was reading a small article on him in the Guardian and then got surprised by the comments

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/sep/19/edward-snowden-aliens-encryption-neil-degrasse-tyson-podcast

quote:

If there isn't a direct link between Dick Cheney and Nice guy Eddie I'd be very surprised.
I wonder if any investigative journalist out there can be bothered actually digging beneath the surface of this bullshit for once, instead of taking things in face value.
Well we will never see any actual revelations in this paper anyhow...as based on the amount of snowden and wikileaks crisp it's ran over the years surly it's the left wing propaganda wing of the CIA.

Seems there is quite a lot of CT's agreeing with him

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
It's a briefcase, a smurf's briefcase.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Snowden didn't really release anything that people who had been paying attention didn't already know (that the US government was spying on everybody). Plus, he released it after the architects of 9/11 had left public office, resulting in a critical media focus on the wrong administration (just like how Obama's real birth certificate will be released during an investigation of JEB's administration). It's a lot of useful information but no real news. It didn't clarify anything about the Trilateral Commission, the parts pertaining to 9/11 were obviously doctored and, tellingly, contained no information on 7/7 suggesting the entire operation had been redacted.

Now, Julian Assange . . . there is an interesting case. He's been able to overstand women's issues in a way that appeals to the MRA contingent of CTs and is paling around with Putin, another CT darling.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
The black mirror episode "national anthem" is one of the most blatant examples of psychological priming I've seen in recent memory. That poo poo is everywhere.

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

Shbobdb posted:

The black mirror episode "national anthem" is one of the most blatant examples of psychological priming I've seen in recent memory. That poo poo is everywhere.

Charlie Brooker is in the Illuminati!!! Say it isn't so....

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
D'uh. The man allegedly worked as a writer and cartoonist for Oink! magazine. It's all pretty obvious. It's like when Seth MacFarlan's monarch programming came out all over again.

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtfuvSFp1ds

Alex Jones has finally lost what he has left

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I was thinking again about that numerology thing and why it makes me so mad, and I think it's because it shows people actually do have an intellectual curiosity about the world and a desire to understand how the systems in it fit together. It's just that they pick some really loving stupid lens to view it all through.

I mean, it would be one thing if people were just plain unscientific and didn't know or care about how the world worked, and disregarded science just because it didn't interest them. I could deal with that. But to see people devoting huge chunks of their lives to drawing lines of causality between things that have no basis in reality, developing theories and propounding them to each other with great enthusiasm, and actively rejecting the scientific premises that would otherwise lead them to put those efforts and that curiosity toward a productive goal—it's just maddening to see all that human potential wasted.

I realize I just wrote a 13-year-old's classic "perhaps it is u" screed that can be used against all kinds of people, but dammit

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Numerology has always been its own kind of spergy thing*. Ever since Pythagoras started a religion based around the purity of math, people have been trying to uncover the hidden secrets of the world.

Numerology is a symptom. It's incredibly easy to come up with CTs on the fly because you are starting with a certain set of facts (all true, but mostly circumstantial) and a conclusion. All you need to prove the conclusion are an additional set of facts (this time almost entirely circumstantial, but if you accept the conclusion as even possibly true the constellation makes it all seem rather plausible).

* I don't know how it ties into grandiose thinking, but because of some particular quirks of the human brain, for whatever reason, "I can use the magic of mathematics to make the world work" appeals to the diseased brain the same way that things like "gang stalking" and other overly complicated plots appeal. It all basically boils down to an appeal to authority. This is probably total selection bias, but a buddy of mine was saying that Confucian-style rhyming logic is currently en vogue for Chinese Neo-Legalist CTs (they are some real hardcore bad people, btw) and my guess is the same reason for Pythagorean math magic in the Anglosphere. "Given our shared cultural history, how can you doubt the wisdom of [insane ramblings]."

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Shbobdb posted:

Chinese Neo-Legalist CTs (they are some real hardcore bad people, btw)

I'd love to hear more.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
I feel that it's just Robert Anton Wilson's Conspiracy of Fives. Pure Pareidolia combined with confirmation bias.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

xthetenth posted:

I'd love to hear more.

http://www.xinfajia.cn/ or http://www.xinfajia.net/

It's been around 8 years and since I don't speak Chinese I was never "in" the loop but I was "loop adjacent". It pre-dates the whole "Dark Enlightenment" thing but it's much more "Dark Enlightenment" than "Infowars/Abovetopsecret". The philosophy bits will cite the hell out of Han Feizi and Guanzi (both of whom loved loving rhyming logic) so some fanboys will emulate that method with . . . predictably schizophrenic seeming results.

I'm not sure if it is still on the site, but see if you can find the article that condemns male homosexuality while celebrating female homosexuality (while clarifying that it only counts if both the chicks are, like, totally hot. Ugly chicks are basically men and that's just gross! So women who want to have sex with women should only ever do it in front of a male audience.).

Lots of good stuff there.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Shbobdb posted:

female homosexuality (while clarifying that it only counts if both the chicks are, like, totally hot.

:frogon:

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Shbobdb posted:

http://www.xinfajia.cn/ or http://www.xinfajia.net/

It's been around 8 years and since I don't speak Chinese I was never "in" the loop but I was "loop adjacent". It pre-dates the whole "Dark Enlightenment" thing but it's much more "Dark Enlightenment" than "Infowars/Abovetopsecret". The philosophy bits will cite the hell out of Han Feizi and Guanzi (both of whom loved loving rhyming logic) so some fanboys will emulate that method with . . . predictably schizophrenic seeming results.

I'm not sure if it is still on the site, but see if you can find the article that condemns male homosexuality while celebrating female homosexuality (while clarifying that it only counts if both the chicks are, like, totally hot. Ugly chicks are basically men and that's just gross! So women who want to have sex with women should only ever do it in front of a male audience.).

Lots of good stuff there.

This is terrifying. They're not even reclaiming legalism, are they? It's just the worst aspects of manchild lolbertarianism wrapped in it's trappings :eng99: :eng99: :eng99:

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
I dunno. Legalism is basically manchild lolbertarianism, so I'm gonna go ahead and say that they are being 100% faithful to their disgusting tradition.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Could you explain what rhyming logic is? I'm just finding lists of words that rhyme with "logic."

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Could you explain what rhyming logic is? I'm just finding lists of words that rhyme with "logic."

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I'm still like forty pages back in this thread but I saw a story last week about a "professor" at Phoenix university getting a paper published about CERN opening portals and destroying Earth blah blah blah. Anyhow, I emailed him to tell him he was on to something. He sent me a huge email with unpublished papers he's written.

I know the answer is "just post" but would you guys like to read it? I'll get an effort post going after work if so.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
Hell yes. Also tell him to post it on Vixra, the preprint publication website for pseudoscientist cranks who can't get their bullshit published in arXiv: http://vixra.org/

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Zombie Boat posted:

I'm still like forty pages back in this thread but I saw a story last week about a "professor" at Phoenix university getting a paper published about CERN opening portals and destroying Earth blah blah blah. Anyhow, I emailed him to tell him he was on to something. He sent me a huge email with unpublished papers he's written.

I know the answer is "just post" but would you guys like to read it? I'll get an effort post going after work if so.

:justpost:, son

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Zombie Boat posted:

I'm still like forty pages back in this thread but I saw a story last week about a "professor" at Phoenix university getting a paper published about CERN opening portals and destroying Earth blah blah blah. Anyhow, I emailed him to tell him he was on to something. He sent me a huge email with unpublished papers he's written.

I know the answer is "just post" but would you guys like to read it? I'll get an effort post going after work if so.

This sounds delightful. If there's non-conspiracy wackiness in there, don't forget about the pseudoscience thread.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Here's the email. It's big so wall o text incoming. I'll copy the pdf attachments later.

Thanks for the wonderful feedback. I sincerely appreciate it.
There are two articles about CERN that will not be published by the Hillsdale Daily News, who publish my writing. Since my last two articles about CERN will not be published, and since these two articles remain my intellectual property, I have attached those articles to this email.
I have received attention about my writing from a United States Congressional staff, a Washington DC Think Tank, etc. Plus, I have received many positive responses in person and by email.
Many people have never thought twice about CERN other than hearing that CERN found the “God Particle.” And yet, I believe, as do many top world scientist and religious leaders, that CERN is the greatest news story since the creation of the earth and living organisms.
For example, CERN can be described as a continuation of the nuclear bomb research that was started during WWII. Back then, a nuclear bomb would vaporize a city. Today, what is happening at CERN, could vaporize our earth and/or our universe.
CERN’s goal to create the Big Bang that the CERN scientists believe created our universe, is basically a universe size atomic (nuclear) bomb that went off as the result of the violent destruction of a single molecular particle…which included the explosion of protons, and it is protons that CERN is currently exploding to literally re-create the Big Bang. In other words, what CERN is doing should allow CERN to destroy and create universes. This is not science fiction…this is CERN’s reality today, this month, next month, etc., as I am sure you already know.
CERN plans to start capturing anti-matter (dark matter), by collecting a large quantity of anti-matter. Anti-matter eats up matter…and, anti-matter could be the ultimate weapon that could be used to destroy a physical enemy…the anti-matter would eat up the physical enemy. And yet, how do you store anti-matter that eats up physical matter in a physical container? You basically have to use force fields (e.g., magnetic fields) to contain anti-matter, and nobody knows if force fields can be used to store a significant amount of anti-matter.
This anti-matter is a separate issue from the black holes that CERN will probably produce, and at least in theory, the black holes generated by CERN could attach to (by captured by) our earth, the moon, the sun, etc. Black holes suck matter into their inner core and that matter is never seen again.
CERN openly admits wanting to open the portals to other universes and dimensions, including non-physical dimensions. Some scientists are saying that there has already been a portal opened to other non-physical world dimensions for a millionth of a second, and that CERN’s job is to generate enough power and energy to keep those portals open to other dimensions for longer than a micro-second.
I am not a great fan of You Tube Broadcast Yourself, but since the main media is not talking about CERN, many, many scientists, researchers, and religious leaders have turned to You Tube to get the message out about CERN. So, I was using You Tube as an information source as I wrote about CERN.
As an example of the CERN scientists being caught off guard, I am sending you four You Tube Broadcast Yourself video addresses regarding something strange, and not anticipated, showing up recently within the sealed tube of the collider where the protons are sent around 11,000 times per second before they are collided and destroyed. CERN suddenly saw the protons moving around something, this would be like driving a car down the road, and swerving to miss an animal standing along the side of the road. Something inside the sealed collider tube is causing the protons to move around it…CERN has stated that they will keep an eye on it indirectly, and will continue to collide protons as long as this thing, whatever it is, does not block or deflect too much, the protons going around the 17 mile long tube 11,000 times per second.
CERN has openly stated that they are trying to follow quantum physics regarding this object. In other words, if you are familiar with quantum physics, which deals with the behavior of atoms and subatomic particles, subatomic particles act one way when not being observed by a researcher and they act totally different when observed by a researcher…this is called the observer effect. In other words, if they try to directly observe whatever is in the collider tube, then this thing may act differently than just sitting still at the moment while they are trying to not watch it. Quantum Physics has demonstrated repeatedly that particles at the subatomic level act differently when observed versus when not being observed.
The following are the You Tube Broadcast Yourself titles and Internet addresses:

“Large Hadron Collider — Mysterious Object Detected In Tube” at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0T2fmUUD-A

“Breaking Mysterious Alien Object Manifests in the Sealed Vacuum at CERN, Armageddon Unleashed??” at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cItJVug4Kk

“CERN UPDATE: Mysterious Object Inside the Tube?? at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57JAvIjMJJA

“Urgent! Mysterious Unidentified Lying Object Just Showed Up at CERN! at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ1bLXdZNB8

I have attached the two articles that will not be published by the newspaper. I want to thank you again for contacting me.
If you want me to send you a bunch of You Tube video addresses about CERN, please email me back and I will…thanks…
Lonnie

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008
I made a mistake by making fun of 9/11 truthers to make a point to one of my friends about why I don't think Glenn Beck is a reputable news source. Turns out he has "serious questions about why WTC7 collapsed".

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
Even as a non-physicist, there are so many glaring errors that the minds boggles. Good stuff :birddrugs:

What subject is the guy a professor of?

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Zombie Boat posted:

In other words, what CERN is doing should allow CERN to destroy and create universes.

CERN plans to start capturing anti-matter (dark matter)

the black holes generated by CERN could attach to (by captured by) our earth, the moon, the sun, etc.

CERN openly admits wanting to open the portals to other universes and dimensions, including non-physical dimensions. Some scientists are saying that there has already been a portal opened to other non-physical world dimensions for a millionth of a second, and that CERN’s job is to generate enough power and energy to keep those portals open to other dimensions for longer than a micro-second.

In other words, if you are familiar with quantum physics, which deals with the behavior of atoms and subatomic particles, subatomic particles act one way when not being observed by a researcher and they act totally different when observed by a researcher…this is called the observer effect.

:allears:

I eagerly await these pdfs.

AVeryLargeRadish
Aug 19, 2011

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

Zombie Boat posted:

Here's the email. It's big so wall o text incoming. I'll copy the pdf attachments later.

Thanks for the wonderful feedback. I sincerely appreciate it.
There are two articles about CERN that will not be published by the Hillsdale Daily News, who publish my writing. Since my last two articles about CERN will not be published, and since these two articles remain my intellectual property, I have attached those articles to this email.
I have received attention about my writing from a United States Congressional staff, a Washington DC Think Tank, etc. Plus, I have received many positive responses in person and by email.
Many people have never thought twice about CERN other than hearing that CERN found the “God Particle.” And yet, I believe, as do many top world scientist and religious leaders, that CERN is the greatest news story since the creation of the earth and living organisms.
For example, CERN can be described as a continuation of the nuclear bomb research that was started during WWII. Back then, a nuclear bomb would vaporize a city. Today, what is happening at CERN, could vaporize our earth and/or our universe.
CERN’s goal to create the Big Bang that the CERN scientists believe created our universe, is basically a universe size atomic (nuclear) bomb that went off as the result of the violent destruction of a single molecular particle…which included the explosion of protons, and it is protons that CERN is currently exploding to literally re-create the Big Bang. In other words, what CERN is doing should allow CERN to destroy and create universes. This is not science fiction…this is CERN’s reality today, this month, next month, etc., as I am sure you already know.
CERN plans to start capturing anti-matter (dark matter), by collecting a large quantity of anti-matter. Anti-matter eats up matter…and, anti-matter could be the ultimate weapon that could be used to destroy a physical enemy…the anti-matter would eat up the physical enemy. And yet, how do you store anti-matter that eats up physical matter in a physical container? You basically have to use force fields (e.g., magnetic fields) to contain anti-matter, and nobody knows if force fields can be used to store a significant amount of anti-matter.
This anti-matter is a separate issue from the black holes that CERN will probably produce, and at least in theory, the black holes generated by CERN could attach to (by captured by) our earth, the moon, the sun, etc. Black holes suck matter into their inner core and that matter is never seen again.
CERN openly admits wanting to open the portals to other universes and dimensions, including non-physical dimensions. Some scientists are saying that there has already been a portal opened to other non-physical world dimensions for a millionth of a second, and that CERN’s job is to generate enough power and energy to keep those portals open to other dimensions for longer than a micro-second.
I am not a great fan of You Tube Broadcast Yourself, but since the main media is not talking about CERN, many, many scientists, researchers, and religious leaders have turned to You Tube to get the message out about CERN. So, I was using You Tube as an information source as I wrote about CERN.
As an example of the CERN scientists being caught off guard, I am sending you four You Tube Broadcast Yourself video addresses regarding something strange, and not anticipated, showing up recently within the sealed tube of the collider where the protons are sent around 11,000 times per second before they are collided and destroyed. CERN suddenly saw the protons moving around something, this would be like driving a car down the road, and swerving to miss an animal standing along the side of the road. Something inside the sealed collider tube is causing the protons to move around it…CERN has stated that they will keep an eye on it indirectly, and will continue to collide protons as long as this thing, whatever it is, does not block or deflect too much, the protons going around the 17 mile long tube 11,000 times per second.
CERN has openly stated that they are trying to follow quantum physics regarding this object. In other words, if you are familiar with quantum physics, which deals with the behavior of atoms and subatomic particles, subatomic particles act one way when not being observed by a researcher and they act totally different when observed by a researcher…this is called the observer effect. In other words, if they try to directly observe whatever is in the collider tube, then this thing may act differently than just sitting still at the moment while they are trying to not watch it. Quantum Physics has demonstrated repeatedly that particles at the subatomic level act differently when observed versus when not being observed.
The following are the You Tube Broadcast Yourself titles and Internet addresses:

“Large Hadron Collider — Mysterious Object Detected In Tube” at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0T2fmUUD-A

“Breaking Mysterious Alien Object Manifests in the Sealed Vacuum at CERN, Armageddon Unleashed??” at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cItJVug4Kk

“CERN UPDATE: Mysterious Object Inside the Tube?? at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57JAvIjMJJA

“Urgent! Mysterious Unidentified Lying Object Just Showed Up at CERN! at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ1bLXdZNB8

I have attached the two articles that will not be published by the newspaper. I want to thank you again for contacting me.
If you want me to send you a bunch of You Tube video addresses about CERN, please email me back and I will…thanks…
Lonnie

Man, and I thought CERN was trying to create a time travel device so they could travel back in time and turn the world into a dystopia. :(

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."
I'm trying to decide if that person played too much Half Life or not enough Half Life.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Here's the article where I got his Info.

http://gizmodo.com/michigan-newspaper-claims-lhc-is-being-used-as-a-starg-1728551464


He's a forensic science professor

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Zombie Boat posted:

Here's the email. It's big so wall o text incoming. I'll copy the pdf attachments later.

Thanks for the wonderful feedback. I sincerely appreciate it.
There are two articles about CERN that will not be published by the Hillsdale Daily News, who publish my writing. Since my last two articles about CERN will not be published, and since these two articles remain my intellectual property, I have attached those articles to this email.
I have received attention about my writing from a United States Congressional staff, a Washington DC Think Tank, etc. Plus, I have received many positive responses in person and by email.
Many people have never thought twice about CERN other than hearing that CERN found the “God Particle.” And yet, I believe, as do many top world scientist and religious leaders, that CERN is the greatest news story since the creation of the earth and living organisms.
For example, CERN can be described as a continuation of the nuclear bomb research that was started during WWII. Back then, a nuclear bomb would vaporize a city. Today, what is happening at CERN, could vaporize our earth and/or our universe.
CERN’s goal to create the Big Bang that the CERN scientists believe created our universe, is basically a universe size atomic (nuclear) bomb that went off as the result of the violent destruction of a single molecular particle…which included the explosion of protons, and it is protons that CERN is currently exploding to literally re-create the Big Bang. In other words, what CERN is doing should allow CERN to destroy and create universes. This is not science fiction…this is CERN’s reality today, this month, next month, etc., as I am sure you already know.
CERN plans to start capturing anti-matter (dark matter), by collecting a large quantity of anti-matter. Anti-matter eats up matter…and, anti-matter could be the ultimate weapon that could be used to destroy a physical enemy…the anti-matter would eat up the physical enemy. And yet, how do you store anti-matter that eats up physical matter in a physical container? You basically have to use force fields (e.g., magnetic fields) to contain anti-matter, and nobody knows if force fields can be used to store a significant amount of anti-matter.
This anti-matter is a separate issue from the black holes that CERN will probably produce, and at least in theory, the black holes generated by CERN could attach to (by captured by) our earth, the moon, the sun, etc. Black holes suck matter into their inner core and that matter is never seen again.
CERN openly admits wanting to open the portals to other universes and dimensions, including non-physical dimensions. Some scientists are saying that there has already been a portal opened to other non-physical world dimensions for a millionth of a second, and that CERN’s job is to generate enough power and energy to keep those portals open to other dimensions for longer than a micro-second.
I am not a great fan of You Tube Broadcast Yourself, but since the main media is not talking about CERN, many, many scientists, researchers, and religious leaders have turned to You Tube to get the message out about CERN. So, I was using You Tube as an information source as I wrote about CERN.
As an example of the CERN scientists being caught off guard, I am sending you four You Tube Broadcast Yourself video addresses regarding something strange, and not anticipated, showing up recently within the sealed tube of the collider where the protons are sent around 11,000 times per second before they are collided and destroyed. CERN suddenly saw the protons moving around something, this would be like driving a car down the road, and swerving to miss an animal standing along the side of the road. Something inside the sealed collider tube is causing the protons to move around it…CERN has stated that they will keep an eye on it indirectly, and will continue to collide protons as long as this thing, whatever it is, does not block or deflect too much, the protons going around the 17 mile long tube 11,000 times per second.
CERN has openly stated that they are trying to follow quantum physics regarding this object. In other words, if you are familiar with quantum physics, which deals with the behavior of atoms and subatomic particles, subatomic particles act one way when not being observed by a researcher and they act totally different when observed by a researcher…this is called the observer effect. In other words, if they try to directly observe whatever is in the collider tube, then this thing may act differently than just sitting still at the moment while they are trying to not watch it. Quantum Physics has demonstrated repeatedly that particles at the subatomic level act differently when observed versus when not being observed.
The following are the You Tube Broadcast Yourself titles and Internet addresses:

“Large Hadron Collider — Mysterious Object Detected In Tube” at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0T2fmUUD-A

“Breaking Mysterious Alien Object Manifests in the Sealed Vacuum at CERN, Armageddon Unleashed??” at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cItJVug4Kk

“CERN UPDATE: Mysterious Object Inside the Tube?? at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57JAvIjMJJA

“Urgent! Mysterious Unidentified Lying Object Just Showed Up at CERN! at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ1bLXdZNB8

I have attached the two articles that will not be published by the newspaper. I want to thank you again for contacting me.
If you want me to send you a bunch of You Tube video addresses about CERN, please email me back and I will…thanks…
Lonnie

You'd hope that someone this interested in nuclear bombs would at least look up how a nuclear reaction works, or what the difference between a "molecule", an "atom", and a "particle" is, or whether or not dark matter and antimatter are really the same thing (they're not)

But nope, nuclear bombs are created by blowing up molecule particles and "CERN plans to start capturing anti-matter (dark matter), by collecting a large quantity of anti-matter." The whole thing is just such loving lazy stream of consciousness writing that I have a hard time getting upset about it

Also lol at the "mysterious QUANTUM OBJECT is stuck in the LHC beam tube, protons are forced to go around it" conspiracy, it makes no loving sense at all and appears to have shown up out of nowhere.

QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Sep 29, 2015

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
And that mysterious object in the CERN facility is?? You guessed it ..... the G-Man.

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so
Man if you google Unidentified Lying Object you get some grade A crazy. Apparently it is fallen angels stuck in the tube waiting for someone to look at it and open a portal to hell?

In reality, they think it's probably a like 3mm pile of dust or something, and wouldn't make sense to decommission the LHC after the couple year upgrades they just finished. They pointed a super strong proton beam at it and shaved off like 2mm, so like, Satan?

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Zombie Boat posted:

Here's the email. It's big so wall o text incoming. I'll copy the pdf attachments later.

Thanks for the wonderful feedback. I sincerely appreciate it.
There are two articles about CERN that will not be published by the Hillsdale Daily News, who publish my writing. Since my last two articles about CERN will not be published, and since these two articles remain my intellectual property, I have attached those articles to this email.
I have received attention about my writing from a United States Congressional staff, a Washington DC Think Tank, etc. Plus, I have received many positive responses in person and by email.
Many people have never thought twice about CERN other than hearing that CERN found the “God Particle.” And yet, I believe, as do many top world scientist and religious leaders, that CERN is the greatest news story since the creation of the earth and living organisms.
For example, CERN can be described as a continuation of the nuclear bomb research that was started during WWII. Back then, a nuclear bomb would vaporize a city. Today, what is happening at CERN, could vaporize our earth and/or our universe.
CERN’s goal to create the Big Bang that the CERN scientists believe created our universe, is basically a universe size atomic (nuclear) bomb that went off as the result of the violent destruction of a single molecular particle…which included the explosion of protons, and it is protons that CERN is currently exploding to literally re-create the Big Bang. In other words, what CERN is doing should allow CERN to destroy and create universes. This is not science fiction…this is CERN’s reality today, this month, next month, etc., as I am sure you already know.
CERN plans to start capturing anti-matter (dark matter), by collecting a large quantity of anti-matter. Anti-matter eats up matter…and, anti-matter could be the ultimate weapon that could be used to destroy a physical enemy…the anti-matter would eat up the physical enemy. And yet, how do you store anti-matter that eats up physical matter in a physical container? You basically have to use force fields (e.g., magnetic fields) to contain anti-matter, and nobody knows if force fields can be used to store a significant amount of anti-matter.
This anti-matter is a separate issue from the black holes that CERN will probably produce, and at least in theory, the black holes generated by CERN could attach to (by captured by) our earth, the moon, the sun, etc. Black holes suck matter into their inner core and that matter is never seen again.
CERN openly admits wanting to open the portals to other universes and dimensions, including non-physical dimensions. Some scientists are saying that there has already been a portal opened to other non-physical world dimensions for a millionth of a second, and that CERN’s job is to generate enough power and energy to keep those portals open to other dimensions for longer than a micro-second.
I am not a great fan of You Tube Broadcast Yourself, but since the main media is not talking about CERN, many, many scientists, researchers, and religious leaders have turned to You Tube to get the message out about CERN. So, I was using You Tube as an information source as I wrote about CERN.
As an example of the CERN scientists being caught off guard, I am sending you four You Tube Broadcast Yourself video addresses regarding something strange, and not anticipated, showing up recently within the sealed tube of the collider where the protons are sent around 11,000 times per second before they are collided and destroyed. CERN suddenly saw the protons moving around something, this would be like driving a car down the road, and swerving to miss an animal standing along the side of the road. Something inside the sealed collider tube is causing the protons to move around it…CERN has stated that they will keep an eye on it indirectly, and will continue to collide protons as long as this thing, whatever it is, does not block or deflect too much, the protons going around the 17 mile long tube 11,000 times per second.
CERN has openly stated that they are trying to follow quantum physics regarding this object. In other words, if you are familiar with quantum physics, which deals with the behavior of atoms and subatomic particles, subatomic particles act one way when not being observed by a researcher and they act totally different when observed by a researcher…this is called the observer effect. In other words, if they try to directly observe whatever is in the collider tube, then this thing may act differently than just sitting still at the moment while they are trying to not watch it. Quantum Physics has demonstrated repeatedly that particles at the subatomic level act differently when observed versus when not being observed.
The following are the You Tube Broadcast Yourself titles and Internet addresses:

“Large Hadron Collider — Mysterious Object Detected In Tube” at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0T2fmUUD-A

“Breaking Mysterious Alien Object Manifests in the Sealed Vacuum at CERN, Armageddon Unleashed??” at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cItJVug4Kk

“CERN UPDATE: Mysterious Object Inside the Tube?? at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57JAvIjMJJA

“Urgent! Mysterious Unidentified Lying Object Just Showed Up at CERN! at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ1bLXdZNB8

I have attached the two articles that will not be published by the newspaper. I want to thank you again for contacting me.
If you want me to send you a bunch of You Tube video addresses about CERN, please email me back and I will…thanks…
Lonnie

Antimatter by itself won't be any kind of weapon at all because one atom of antimatter annihilates with one atom of matter. If I shot you with an antimatter atom you wouldn't implode or whatever this guy is raving about, you wouldn't even notice because nobody notices or cares about one little atom. Or a thousand. It's meaninglessly small. Now, an antimatter-catalyzed nuclear weapon would be much more destructive but that a) requires more antimatter than we can produce right now and b) is a drastically different design & delivery system than "oh we slammed some particles together and for one six-millionth of a second an antiproton existed."

If CERN somehow created a black hole that wouldn't be a problem either since energy actually does escape from them (Hawking Radiation). An insufficiently massive singularity will bleed itself out and stop existing. Light can escape the massive gravitational well of stars (obviously) and we could create (assuming political will) propulsion systems that will likewise break orbit away from planets or stars. You can briefly defy Earth's gravity by jumping off the ground. How much mass does Earth have? If you walked by a micro-black hole that somehow didn't immediately evaporate, it wouldn't suck everything in without any chance of escape. You'd feel no more pull from it than any other object of the same mass.

Ironically there is the RHIC which also caused some consternation for similar reasons. There are some freakout theories over less known physics subjects, such as popping a hypothetical metastable vacuum bubble or accidentally creating stable strangelets. It's pure conjecture.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

AVeryLargeRadish posted:

Man, and I thought CERN was trying to create a time travel device so they could travel back in time and turn the world into a dystopia. :(

Yeah, luckily we live in the timeline in which John Titor was able to guide us into the correct divergence value from her timeline, so time travel technology was never invented, therefore SERN never gained access to it.

Tuturu~~

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Ok and finally here are the two pdfs "professor anti-matter" emailed me. It looks like it's mostly the same info as the email but nevertheless, enjoy!

CERN:  Returning us back to the creation of the universe

Not Published – September 15, 2015

 

I apologize that last week I mistyped my back up email addresses.  The best overall email to contact me, and for me to respond to you, is robinsonphdmpa@gmail.com.   

This article is about CERN, the 17 mile long hadron collider near Geneva, Switzerland, where the existence of the “God Particle” was recently confirmed.  

Wikipedia says the “Big Bang” created our universe 13.8 million years ago when a tiny particle exploded, creating a universe size explosion and unbelievable hot temperatures.  This created our rapidly expanding universe which eventually cooled and formed the subatomic particles and conditions that created matter, gravity, space, and time.  

The You Tube Broadcast Yourself video titled, Will CERNS Large Hadron Collider be the First to Create a Black Hole on Earth?” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtB7kJl7nZc, says that as a result of the Big Bang, black holes were formed throughout our universe, swallowing up matter that was never seen again.  This video said if black holes located in outer space wasn’t scary enough, how about considering a black hole factory, here on earth, and then this video introduces CERN as that potential black hole factory.  This video explained that because CERN will create so much explosive energy from destroying molecular particles, that black holes should be expected to be created by CERN.      

This video acknowledges that some scientists fear the creation of black holes by CERN, fearing they will not evaporate and instead start sucking in energy and matter, which theoretically could destroy our earth.  But, the video says black holes are created all the time in outer space and that similar conditions to outer space will be created inside CERN, so nothing harmful will happen, if black holes are produced.  

But, other scientists say CERN is not located in outer space, but within earth’s gravity and magnetic field, so the black holes may get caught and held in place on earth, by earth’s gravity and magnetism…similar to a fly caught in a spider’s web.    

In the You Tube video “Back to the Big Bang, Inside the Haldron Collider,” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkJNk5JM-Mg, created at the World Science Festival,  CERN scientist Dr. Jennifer Klay states that within the first one millionth of a second, when the Big Bang started to happen, quarks and gluons now found in the atoms of living things and matter, glued themselves together to create the atoms, that later created physical matter.  And, these quarks and gluons have been bound together, as the cement that holds the physical universe together, since the time when our universe exploded into existence.  

Dr. Klay said that CERN will violently rip apart and separate the quarks from the gluons;  liberating the quarks and gluons from each other, and re-creating the primordial liquid that existed before the creation of the atoms that created our physical universe.   

CERN scientist Dr. Monica Dunford said CERN scientists will watch the quarks and gluons after they have been separated to see how they act separately, before they re-attach themselves to each other, and before they re-create the atoms that create physical matter.  Dr. Dunford says that destroying this glue that holds physical matter together, creates a huge amount of stuff, which is a very dramatic event, with stuff spraying everywhere.  When this happens, CERN will be monitoring the collision and explosions of six hundred million protons per second.

CERN scientist Dr. Marcela Carena says this will create 7,000 times more mass and energy from each subatomic proton than when each proton was previously sitting inside an atom.    

 In the video titled, “CERN to re-create Big Bang after restarting powerful particle accelerator,” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvowxSJHlOc&list=RD4QfgUKxrkoQ&index=3, CERN scientist Johnathon Butterworth said the collisions created by CERN will create unprecedented heat and energy.  He said the goal is to push fundamental physics, engineering, and technology to their limits and when you do, things will sometimes go wrong.

 For example, he describes September, 2008, when the CERN magnets heated up, vaporing the joints between the magnets, creating a huge explosion and expansion wave, which required a year to repair the damage.  This happened when CERN was using approximately half of the electron voltage to propel the particles inside CERN in comparison to what will be used during and after September, 2015.   

 Could another explosion like this happen again?  In the You Tube video titled, “Are CERN’S Temperatures out of Control,” published June 16, 2015, at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPxQLY-1ohU, shows CERN’s own published cryogenic charts, which show temperatures generated by CERN so hot, that the temperatures were off the chart even 24 hours after CERN was shut down after overheating.   

 I strongly recommend the You Tube video titled, “CERN:  World’s Most Powerful Machine is Set to Create Unimaginable Scientific Phenomena, Sept., 2015” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn24jK743gU.  This video describes CERN generating a temperature 100,000 times hotter than the center of our sun and 100,000 times the magnetic field than our earth’s magnetic field.  A different temperature is given by CERN’s own website, that CERN has already created four trillion degrees Celsius of heat, which is 26 times hotter than our sun’s 15 million degrees Celsius (space.com).   

 CERN needs this level of energy and heat to create the Big Bang that created our universe.  If CERN re-creates the Big Bang, does this mean a new universe will be created?  If this happens, does this new universe replace us and our current universe?     

It is not reassuring that everything at CERN will be okay, when in the first video that I describe above, about black holes being produced on earth, world famous physicist Professor Michio Kaku, says regarding CERN, that scientists will “see how far we can push Einstein’s Theory until all Hell breaks loose and the equations collapse!”  

 

 CERN and its Potential Religious Significance

Not published – September 22, 2015

 

This is the last article I am writing about CERN.  CERN is the large hadron collider located just outside Geneva, Switzerland, where the God Particle was found.  The God Particle is defined as the glue that created, and that holds our physical universe together.  

CERN is colliding (smashing head on) 600 million subatomic protons per second, in order to violently destroy and break apart the God Particle.  This is being done to re-create the Big Bang, which scientists claim was the universe wide explosion of a single subatomic particle, which created unimaginable heat and energy that destroyed and separated the glue which held that single subatomic particle together.  And, the debris field created from that exploding single subatomic particle, eventually glued itself back together to create our physical universe and all living and non-living things on earth!      

CERN wants to destroy the glue that holds our physical universe together, in order to re-create the primordial liquid that existed before the creation of our physical universe.  And then, CERN scientists will watch this primordial liquid re-create a new universe.  Some CERN scientists have described this as man becoming God, because man will now be able to destroy the glue that holds our universe together, and then create a new universe by re-using (recycling) the glue that originally created our universe!  

Please watch on You Tube Broadcast Yourself, “Mystery of the Large Hadron Collider,” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cOf4VLUJGc, which is an excellent overview about the issues surrounding CERN.

Please watch “Shiva & CERN:  The forbidden (mirrored),” at  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njh2S2PlZIA, which shows that CERN headquarters has a large religious statue representing CERN, similar to the cross representing Christianity.  This religious statue is the Hindu god, Shiva, the destroyer of universes, who destroys universes at the molecular level.  

After destroying a physical universe, Shiva uses the subatomic debris and primordial liquid that was created from destroying a universe, to create a new and different universe.  This is creating a new order out of chaos (the chaos is the violent destruction of the former universe).  

   CERN scientists recently created and released a short movie titled “Symmetry,” made inside CERN.  This video shows a CERN scientist falling in love with the God Particle and he declares his willingness to sacrifice his own life for the God Particle, because he loves the God Particle so much!

Examples of You Tube videos about this CERN created movie would be “CERN Short Film Symmetry Occult Symbolism Revealed!  Dimensions, Time Travel, Planes of Existence,” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW1JW_V6jOE.  And, “CERN Film Symmetry Exposed Illuminati End of Time Ritual,” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIjwGxgs_CU.

  This CERN created movie, titled “Symmetry,” shows a door leading to outside CERN, perhaps to non-physical dimensions and worlds outside our physical universe.  Plus, it shows CERN operating normally, but then CERN loses control, there is the picture of a barren earth, humans floating out of control in darkness, and a universe size explosion like the Big Bang occurring.    

 This movie also shows CERN scientists dancing inside CERN, around the hadron collider, performing the “Dance of the Cosmos!”  This is the same dance that Shiva, the destroyer of the universes, allegedly dances as it destroys universes and then creates new universes.     

 In the video titled, “Nostradamus Warned/CERN will be the Destroyer,” at   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVmleJIPpYM, Nostradamus warned as an end of the world prophecy, “Leave, leave Geneva every last one of you, Saturn from gold to iron will be changed.  The opposing RAYPOX will exterminate all, before it has started the sky will show signs.”  This prophecy also states that a serpent is involved and two additional geographical points are given, near Geneva, Switzerland.

 CERN, located at just outside Geneva, Switzerland, has been destroying iron particles and will soon start destroying gold particles.  The smashing of the gold particles is expected to create a bigger explosion and more heat, in order to create the Big Bang that created our universe.  The word RAYPOX is described by some Greek scholars as a subatomic particle, such as a proton, and it is protons that CERN is smashing apart by having millions of protons crash head on (opposing each other).

Regarding signs in the sky, please look at the You Tube video “CERN Stargate Portal Opening Imminent War in Yemen, Gulf of Aden Vortex, Norway Spiral Connected,” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi-1ot1xv9A.  And, the video, “Black Smoke Portals Opening in Skies Around the World? (2015)” at  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWM0twSuBQY.

The You Tube video “CERNUNNOS:  The Final Truth about CERN the Horned God,” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG8HtaMDYnU, says CERN is named for the Horned God of the Underworld.  The You Tube video “CERN & CERNunnos God of the Underworld,”  at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90CKt8pzyEE, calls CERN (Cernunnos) the “God of Death!”

 In the video mentioned above, titled, “Mystery of the Large Hadron Collider,” as well as other videos such as “A Huge Con-CERN with Tom Horn.  Powerful Stuff, Opening the Portals to Hell,” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuUYBjBvnVE.  And, “CERN:  Opening the Abyss,” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dDlSYl3J6c, as well as “The CERN Conspiracy w/Anthony Patch – Canary Cry Radio,” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_2caEXBEyQ, these Christian speakers claim CERN is built upon the exact site of the temple at Appolliacum, just outside Geneva, Switzerland, where the Greek God Apollo, the “God of the Underworld,” was worshiped!  And, this temple was known as the “Gateway to the Underworld,” and this underworld was called the “Abyss!”  

They state that in this abyss located in the ground under CERN, is where Apollo and his followers were locked up by God so they could be kept away from human beings.  These Christian speakers refer to Revelation chapters 9 and 20 in the Bible and that an angel will come down from heaven with the keys to the bottomless pit (the abyss) and release Apollyon (Apollo) and his followers from the abyss (the bottomless pit) to create havoc on earth!  These religious speakers believe that CERN is being used to open this abyss, in order to release Apollo and his followers upon the face of the earth!

Please do your own research about CERN and then decided for yourself what you think and believe about CERN.   Thank-you for reading this.    

 

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Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so
"YouTube Broadcast Yourself"

I do however like the concept of mini big bangs literally creating new universes to add to the multiverse. Like not that it will destroy our universe, but other inconceivable universes that have their own cosmic scale and timeline. Also it would be neat if black holes on our side were white holes on the 'other side' making new universes.

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