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uranus posted:i knew a guy who was attacked by coyotes while walking to work Yikes, did they set up an elaborate trap that he outwitted.
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no they just tried to eat him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDnvaS5fGUQ i worked with this guy at ibm when i lived in colorado. it wasnt even that rural of an area
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Sep 29, 2015 23:11
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uranus posted:no they just tried to eat him ouch
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Sep 29, 2015 23:20
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uranus posted:no they just tried to eat him God drat. That's loving nuts. gently caress coyotes. Great story afterwards if you survive it though.
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Sep 29, 2015 23:23
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Another reason why all dogs should die. Let's talk about cool animals like spiders and sharks instead
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Sep 29, 2015 23:24
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I had a locust chill with me at work all day. It was kinda cool. Like a really big brown grasshopper. Also saw a jumping spider today that was just chilling. spiders are probably my favorite kind of bug.
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Sep 29, 2015 23:29
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i had a pet rose hair tarantula for a while. they are kind of boring pets.
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Sep 29, 2015 23:37
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busb posted:Another reason why all dogs should die. you suck dogs are great
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Sep 29, 2015 23:43
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a pitbull walked into my local pub a couple nights ago and it took 20 minutes to get it out
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Sep 29, 2015 23:57
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tommunist walked into a bar 'ouch!' he said
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Sep 30, 2015 00:01
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Tommunist posted:a pitbull walked into my local pub a couple nights ago and it took 20 minutes to get it out After appearing at a Wal-Mart in Alaska, I'm surprised he can get more than 10 minutes at any self-respecting pub.
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uranus posted:tommunist walked into a bar i broke my nose doing that once
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Sep 30, 2015 00:02
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uranus posted:tommunist walked into a bar Two men walked into a bar... ...the third one ducked.
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Sep 30, 2015 00:03
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging sound* Works better in person
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Sep 30, 2015 00:50
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Tonight at rehearsal I have had three shots of really good tequila, sprinted all over town for 45 minutes looking for a place to buy an exacto knife, assembled a display of fake dead butterflies, and NOW I'm actually rehearsing
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Sep 30, 2015 00:52
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Look Under The Rock posted:Tonight at rehearsal I have had three shots of really good tequila, sprinted all over town for 45 minutes looking for a place to buy an exacto knife, assembled a display of fake dead butterflies, and NOW I'm actually rehearsing Where did you find one? An arts and crafts store?
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Sep 30, 2015 00:56
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I have now had five shots and cooked up some fake blood in a microwave using corn starch, instant coffee and red tempera paint. TECH NIGHT
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Sep 30, 2015 01:26
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Look Under The Rock posted:What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? 
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Look Under The Rock posted:What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? hahah this owns
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Sep 30, 2015 01:27
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Having Cinderella there at all seems like a red herring! It's like the opposite of a Chekhov's gun.
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Sep 30, 2015 01:29
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BottleKnight posted:Having Cinderella there at all seems like a red herring! When you put Cinderella in the first line of your joke, she doesn't get off in the second line.
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Sep 30, 2015 01:31
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Magnus Gallant posted:Where did you find one? An arts and crafts store? The shady liquor store I always go to sold me a single edged razor blade.
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Sep 30, 2015 01:31
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i heard a very bad joke the other day Q: Why couldn't Sally give her mom a hug? A: Because Sally has no arms. ------------------------------------------------------------------- *knock knock* "Who's there?" Not Sally!
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Sep 30, 2015 01:32
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Kumbamontu posted:i heard a very bad joke the other day My favorite bad joke is: Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.
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Sep 30, 2015 01:35
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Oh man someone has tanqueray, this is the best tech ever
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Sep 30, 2015 01:38
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Look Under The Rock posted:The shady liquor store I always go to sold me a single edged razor blade. Wow, thats funny. In NC they can only sell liquor from a state run store. So they don't sell anything but liquor there. I'm assuming thats like a family run liquor store or something?
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Sep 30, 2015 01:39
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Pinterest Mom posted:attn: my future secret santa I want those.
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Sep 30, 2015 02:07
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Look Under The Rock posted:Oh man someone has tanqueray, this is the best tech ever I'm drinking Tanqueray! *cheers*
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Sep 30, 2015 02:09
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ljtrigirl posted:I want those. Magnus Gallant posted:an adult that wears character underwear is a loving weirdo
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I have updated the mafia chart with new people that I have played games with! Same disclaimer as last time: BottleKnight posted:Emotional does not mean hysterical, and calm does not mean boring. Slytherin does not mean evil, and Hufflepuff does not mean dumb. I did it mostly on feel so I can't really put into words what my thought process was.
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Sep 30, 2015 03:20
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I feel like that's one of those double standard things for women.
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Sep 30, 2015 03:29
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Oh man. You guys haven't seen me get angry. I should probably be higher up the emotional range.
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Sep 30, 2015 03:30
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I like the nearby company in that spot though.
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Sep 30, 2015 03:31
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ljtrigirl posted:Oh man. You guys haven't seen me get angry. I'm probably too lazy to change people's spots over time but you do seem pretty calm as a town scum hunter. I want to see you as scum sometime for sure!
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Sep 30, 2015 03:33
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BottleKnight posted:I'm probably too lazy to change people's spots over time but you do seem pretty calm as a town scum hunter. I want to see you as scum sometime for sure! Bahahaha. Calm. You're funny. I can link you to some games on other sites if you're that curious.
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Sep 30, 2015 03:34
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i think i should be less in the serious side but idk
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Sep 30, 2015 03:39
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bowmore posted:i think i should be less in the serious side but idk I agree with this but I didn't know you as well when I made the chart originally
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Sep 30, 2015 03:42
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I'm exactly where I should be
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busb posted:I'm exactly where I should be
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