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Bwee

This morning I milked a triangle

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:05

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 01:43

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

which corner of the triangle does milk come from. does poo come from one of the other corners, and pee come out of the 3rd corner?

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:07

Bwee

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, there's another three corners, floating in the void

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:13

smoobles

Bwee posted:

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, there's another three corners, floating in the void

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# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:21

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

well i guess you could sniff each corner of the triangle to figure out what comes out of where, eh?

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:23

GEExCEE

The FDA has found no difference between triangles treated with rBGH and those that have not.

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:41

Lutha Mahtin: Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

this is a cattle farm bessie, you can't keep putting him in the friend zone!

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:45

fuck. marry. t-rex

3 cowboys out in the darkness. They ride with a fire at their backs, but none look.

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:56

fuck. marry. t-rex

Old Mc Donald had a square
One two three and four
With a corner here and a corner there
Here a corner there a corner
Everywhere a square's corner
One two three and four

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:58

fuck. marry. t-rex

Home, home on the plane
Where the formula de-fines a cone🎵

# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:00

cuntman.net

swine coswine and hamgent are important parts of pigonometry

# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:06

fuck. marry. t-rex

TWIST FIST posted:

swine coswine and hamgent are important parts of pigonometry

Pun...
Double Pun!
TRIPLE PUN!!
[Echoing] R-r-r-r-ampage-e-e

# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:10

cuntman.net

oh hush those are good puns

# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:21

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

TWIST FIST posted:

oh hush those are good puns

yes they are

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# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:23

fuck. marry. t-rex

TWIST FIST posted:

oh hush those are good puns

I'm being earnest.

# ? Sep 30, 2015 21:43

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

TWIST FIST posted:

swine coswine and hamgent are important parts of pigonometry

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? Sep 30, 2015 22:00

alnilam

TWIST FIST posted:

swine coswine and hamgent are important parts of pigonometry

# ? Sep 30, 2015 22:35

cuntman.net

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

I'm being earnest.

oh ok carry on then

# ? Sep 30, 2015 22:43

cuntman.net

in a factory farm animals are chained to the wall without being able to move their heads and the only things they can see are shadows cast by firelight

# ? Sep 30, 2015 22:43

FutonForensic

TWIST FIST posted:

swine coswine and hamgent are important parts of pigonometry

# ? Sep 30, 2015 23:30

joke_explainer

TWIST FIST posted:

in a factory farm animals are chained to the wall without being able to move their heads and the only things they can see are shadows cast by firelight

# ? Sep 30, 2015 23:33

dogcrash truther

Bwee posted:

This morning I milked a triangle

# ? Oct 1, 2015 02:38

Scaly Haylie

TWIST FIST posted:

in a factory farm animals are chained to the wall without being able to move their heads and the only things they can see are shadows cast by firelight

humanity has become TOO good at animal husbandry, i say.

# ? Oct 1, 2015 03:12

google THIS

at the platonic farm crop rotation means your icosahedron plants spin and bounce around like a windows 95 screen saver

# ? Oct 1, 2015 03:52

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

google THIS posted:

at the platonic farm crop rotation means your icosahedron plants spin and bounce around like a windows 95 screen saver

# ? Oct 1, 2015 04:37

vapoursquid: none other

TWIST FIST posted:

in a factory farm animals are chained to the wall without being able to move their heads and the only things they can see are shadows cast by firelight

lol

# ? Oct 1, 2015 07:30

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

the ideal farm must contain a dog

debate me

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# ? Oct 1, 2015 07:34

vapoursquid: none other

there are no calves on the platonic ranch

# ? Oct 1, 2015 07:37

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

TWIST FIST posted:

swine coswine and hamgent are important parts of pigonometry

hahaha

# ? Oct 1, 2015 12:16

ulvir

TWIST FIST posted:

swine coswine and hamgent are important parts of pigonometry

# ? Oct 1, 2015 12:45

tao of lmao

TWIST FIST posted:

swine coswine and hamgent are important parts of pigonometry

god drat

# ? Oct 1, 2015 13:04

Lil Cunty

TWIST FIST posted:

swine coswine and hamgent are important parts of pigonometry

TWIST FIST posted:

in a factory farm animals are chained to the wall without being able to move their heads and the only things they can see are shadows cast by firelight

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Oct 1, 2015 16:28

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Nosfereefer posted:

the ideal farm must contain a dog

debate me

The ideal farm should have at least two dogs.

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# ? Oct 1, 2015 17:03

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

TWIST FIST posted:

swine coswine and hamgent are important parts of pigonometry

the fences are all orth-hogonal

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# ? Oct 1, 2015 21:43

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

guys this isnt a pythagorean farm

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# ? Oct 1, 2015 21:47

Lutha Mahtin: Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Nosfereefer posted:

guys this isnt a pythagorean farm

but im gonna need some geometry to pick the.......ideal......shape for my hay bales :haw:

# ? Oct 1, 2015 21:51

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

TWIST FIST posted:

in a factory farm animals are chained to the wall without being able to move their heads and the only things they can see are shadows cast by firelight