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- Piso Mojado
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lol
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Sep 24, 2015 14:41
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- ron color
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lmao
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Sep 25, 2015 19:29
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lol
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Sep 25, 2015 20:04
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- dumb crambo
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Karl Benz: Ahahaha my invention will decimate the environment, pollute the atmosphere, cause wars, kill thousands of people and and enslave the rest! All in a century's time! I will destroy the world! Muahah-
Humanity: heck yeah where do I sign
Benz: uh, no, see, I'm going to destroy the world. um, like a global extinction event. it's bad you're not supposed to be into it
Humanity: ok, I want a red one
Benz: no no, it's evil, your uh, your children will inherit a desolate waste and future generations will rue your-
Humanity: my wife wants one too
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Sep 26, 2015 02:09
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- the unabonger
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Sep 27, 2015 03:47
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alfred i hope you get brutally murdered IRL no offense
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Sep 27, 2015 06:46
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- dumb crambo
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nice... finally made it into the good post goldmine after all these years
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Sep 27, 2015 07:03
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the last post was what made it imo
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Sep 27, 2015 07:08
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- Qwerinty
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that last post was the reason i gassed it, it really seemed like gxc hated it
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Sep 27, 2015 07:10
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I think it's funny and in the spirit of the thread that it got gassed
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Sep 27, 2015 14:22
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I think it's funny and in the spirit of the thread that it got gassed
Agreed that it's perfect as is
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Sep 27, 2015 15:58
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- GEExCEE
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nice... finally made it into the good post goldmine after all these years
You deserve be5tter than this
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- dogcrash truther
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You deserve be5tter than this
Thread: scientists predict what people will say and do in the near future
guy doing his laundry
yeah, just putting all my dirty clothes in the wash. taking my pants, shirts, undergarments and socks and throwing it all into the machine. next to add the detergent! after im done with the laundry im going to have sex with a robot
guy at the skate park
woo! im doing ollies and 360s and all sorts of cool skateboard tricks in zero-gravity at the zero-gravity skate park. so many cool tricks that we didnt have 1000 years ago are available to us now that we can skate in zero-g (urban slang for zero-gravity). i cannot wait to show all these tricks to my robot trainer, and proceed to have sex with him.
guy playing video games
im playing video games and im getting all sorts of scores. im getting scores like 3, 5, 208, etc. now that its the future we ran out of high scores and we count low scores too, just to spice things up a bit. after a short stint at the gaming desk (gaming is a very important job in the future) im going to eat some dinner. after that, im thinking about having sex with a robot.
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Sep 27, 2015 18:19
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- GEExCEE
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alfred you are a valued member of the community. I exhort u.
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Sep 27, 2015 18:20
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- dumb crambo
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alfred you are a valued member of the community. I exhort u.
thank u
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Sep 27, 2015 18:36
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- dumb crambo
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robie posted:
Moth makes me froths
Hello I am robie i have the same problem. AS you. My dog bring home mothes all of the time when i let her in to the backyard. I tell her no but she does not understand. She does not undestand the fear of the moth in my home. She kepp bringing the moth in my house and I just want them gone. Please dog training. I need the creature away Any tip aporiciated
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Sep 27, 2015 21:43
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Thread: scientists predict what people will say and do in the near future
lol
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Sep 27, 2015 23:17
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- Qwerinty
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*Drops keys and bends over to pick them up*
"Yes, yes bow to me!"
*Glares up at the Death Moon*
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Sep 28, 2015 13:28
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- dumb crambo
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Hamurrabi's Code posted: posted:
1. He who smelt it dealt it
2. No sex in the champagne room
3. Chick flicks in the man cave = huge no
4. Gotta get that boom boom boom
5. Gas, grass, or rear end - nobody rides for free
6. You better not touch that thermostat young lady
7. 20 minutes into Netflix n chill u gotta turn around n give her this look
8. Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
9. If you break it, you buy it.
10. Be excellent to each other
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Sep 30, 2015 01:27
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- alnilam
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swine coswine and hamgent are important parts of pigonometry
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Oct 1, 2015 13:11
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- google THIS
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The Hidden Horns
Generations have been charmed by this straightfoward, riotously enjoyable pass time, and many more have been driven to consternation and even madness by the hidden jollities of its seemingly unsophisticated rules. First, a five pointed star is placed on the ground, in the center of which a single candle is positioned. Should any one volunteer, he is placed between two points of the star and given a blindfolded goat and an obsidian dagger. As he slits the throat of the goat and drips the blood upon the candle he shouts in a merry voice "Hail Satan! Hail Lucifer!" No directions could sound more simple. The opinion that there is nothing in it has been expressed by those who have never seen the thing done. Not many people, however, are able to manage it -- the reason why, you young people will soon find out, if you decide to give the game a fair trial.
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Oct 1, 2015 22:52
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exactly. mormons love committing felonies as long as you don't swear too much. it invites the devil into your soul
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When I was in High School my friend and I tried to make weed brownies, but we didn't know what we were doing so we just put weed in a brownie recipe and assumed it would work. It didn't get us high at all but the next day I took a big poop that smelled like straight weed and that's how my parents found out I smoked weed.
parents: were you smoking pot in the bathroom?
me: No, what hap-- yeah. yeah. that's easier to explain than the truth.
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Oct 4, 2015 08:50
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- weird
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Dumbledoge rose as Hairy Pawtter opened the door to his secret chamber. "Ah," he barked, "I see you have found my memery. This is where I keep all my fondest and rarest memes. I have many memories of days I've spent here, looking at the funniest quips of yesteryear. This is a first edition 'oh you' jpeg... This was the most viewed 'unimpressed firehydrant' image macro of 2013. But I digress... These memes are under peril, Hairy. The Dark Lord Voldemeowrt's power grows by the day. By 2020, more than forty percent of internet memes will be cat based. Dogwarts will be forced to shutter its doors. Did you know that over 90% of our funding comes from internet ad revenue? Neither did I until the board told me yesterday."
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- dumb crambo
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