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Screaming Idiot posted:Cocker spaniels aren't supposed to look like that. I think its only half-cocked.
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Oct 1, 2015 11:52
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I think its only half-cocked. THAT DOG HAS THE SHAPE OF A PENIS ON HIS FUR! 
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Oct 1, 2015 14:22
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Leofish posted:THAT DOG HAS THE SHAPE OF A PENIS ON HIS FUR! How do you know it's a he?
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Oct 1, 2015 15:00
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Beige posted:How do you know it's a he?
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Oct 1, 2015 15:07
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FactsAreUseless posted:The penis. Check your privilege, cis scum.
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Oct 1, 2015 16:57
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Leofish posted:THAT DOG HAS THE SHAPE OF A PENIS ON HIS FUR! 
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Oct 1, 2015 17:07
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I've only listened to Cattle Decapitation once or twice so it's safe to say metal isn't my forté. Is there a relationship between logo incomprehensibility and listenability? Also, as a metal fan, do you become more able to decipher band names without seeing them in Times New Roman?
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Oct 1, 2015 17:22
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NotAnArtist posted:I've only listened to Cattle Decapitation once or twice so it's safe to say metal isn't my forté. http://mapofmetal.com/  Arnold at the Oktoberfest.
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Oct 1, 2015 18:08
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PaulBearer posted:That's like saying "I ate a lemon once and didn't like it, so fruit sucks". There are like a billion genres of Metal. Well someone gave him a lot of head.
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Oct 1, 2015 18:21
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PaulBearer posted:That's like saying "I ate a lemon once and didn't like it, so fruit sucks". It would be a fair statement if every single fruit tasted exactly like a lemon 
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Oct 1, 2015 18:22
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PaulBearer posted:That's like saying "I ate a lemon once and didn't like it, so fruit sucks". There are like a billion genres of Metal. He looks like he's about to pop a blood vessel. Must be a heavy stein.
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Oct 1, 2015 18:27
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PaulBearer posted:That's like saying "I ate a lemon once and didn't like it, so fruit sucks". There are like a billion genres of Metal. That's not what forté means. He's not saying Metal sucks, he's not even saying he didn't like it, he's just saying he doesn't know much about it.
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Oct 1, 2015 18:29
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PaulBearer posted:That's like saying "I ate a lemon once and didn't like it, so fruit sucks". There are like a billion genres of Metal. Yeah but some kinds of fruit are good 
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Oct 1, 2015 18:33
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PaulBearer posted:That's like saying "I ate a lemon once and didn't like it, so fruit sucks". There are like a billion genres of Metal. 
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Oct 1, 2015 19:00
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NotAnArtist posted:Is there a relationship between logo incomprehensibility and listenability? Also, as a metal fan, do you become more able to decipher band names without seeing them in Times New Roman? Yes and yes. Generally the more hosed up and illegible the logo, the less production quality, songwriting chops and general musicality beyond noise and screaming there is. Check a few pages back where I posted a band logo that looks like something the cat coughed up; to the untrained ear the band will probably sound like white noise. The other one is just a case of seeing patterns long enough. The blog Metalsucks actually has a fairly regular "decipher the logo, win a prize" competition on their site.
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Oct 1, 2015 19:09
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NotAnArtist posted:I've only listened to Cattle Decapitation once or twice so it's safe to say metal isn't my forté. Is there a relationship between logo incomprehensibility and listenability? Also, as a metal fan, do you become more able to decipher band names without seeing them in Times New Roman? If it's entirely legible while still trying to use that same 'gory' font aesthetic, it's deathcore. If the lines are thinner and edges sharper, slightly more legible, and has a bunch of inverted crosses or pentagrams, it's black metal. If it's another font entirely and it's completely legible, it's either tech-death or more traditional metal. If it's heavily stylized but another font and somewhat readable, it's either doom or some blackgaze/post-metal hybrid.
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Oct 1, 2015 19:16
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Based on those logos gonna check out party canon
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Oct 1, 2015 19:40
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sticklefifer posted:If a logo is incomprehensible and has that drippy gore effect, it's death metal. I'm glad metal is crap and I'll never have to learn any of this.
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Oct 1, 2015 19:55
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NESguerilla posted:I'm glad metal is crap and I'll never have to learn any of this.
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Oct 1, 2015 19:58
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Can any metal fans here tell me what this band name says?
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Oct 1, 2015 20:04
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NESguerilla posted:I'm glad metal is crap and I'll never have to learn any of this. Yeah I can tell you it super sucks to like metal, they don't even let you buy any albums unless you memorize this poo poo
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Oct 1, 2015 20:06
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Beige posted:Can any metal fans here tell me what this band name says? Totenkopf 88 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBR8PQ-BUxU
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Oct 1, 2015 20:09
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I can't even understand what they're saying.
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Oct 1, 2015 20:14
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Beige posted:I can't even understand what they're saying. 
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Oct 1, 2015 20:44
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Metal really is the anime of music.
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Oct 1, 2015 20:54
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That screamy noise metal stuff all blends so much together, I can't understand how fans of it can tell one group from another. It's just mashing instruments without any kind of tone of rhythm and someone scraping their throat and I don't understand what makes one group different from another. Like, can someone really say "Oh this person's voice is different from that person's" when they're all doing the exact same thing, and their voices are drowned out by instrumental noise? Can you say " Oh this band plays like this and that band plays like that?" when they are all doing the same style and it's all deliberate noise? I'm genuinely asking. Or is it just "Oh I like incomprehensible noise I am glad there are so many people doing the exact same thing so we never run out of it?"
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Oct 1, 2015 20:55
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Metal really really sucks guys. I am curious about the hivemind's thoughts on Punk rock though. 
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Oct 1, 2015 20:59
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Thump! posted:Metal really really sucks guys. Punk is Good, there is lots of good punk, much like any genre you just need to explore the different sounds bands have to find your niche. Thrash punk is a lot like death metal in that it is difficult to understand and very samey but I am biased because thrash punk gets me hoped for literally anything
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Jamesman posted:That screamy noise metal stuff all blends so much together, I can't understand how fans of it can tell one group from another. It's just mashing instruments without any kind of tone of rhythm and someone scraping their throat and I don't understand what makes one group different from another. Like, can someone really say "Oh this person's voice is different from that person's" when they're all doing the exact same thing, and their voices are drowned out by instrumental noise? Can you say " Oh this band plays like this and that band plays like that?" when they are all doing the same style and it's all deliberate noise? I'm genuinely asking. PaulBearer posted:That's like saying "I ate a lemon once and didn't like it, so fruit sucks". There are like a billion genres of Metal. This is the equivalent of saying, "I can't stand country, it all sounds the same", or "They forgot the C in Rap, it's all awful". I'm not sure why it is a difficult concept that there are gradations in metal as well. I really love the more brutal stuff for live shows, but in my daily rotation I prefer to have on more melodic stuff in the background while I work. I am particularly gay for these guys: http://www.tbdmofficial.com/. I use them to introduce my more musically inclined friends to metal, since they are an actually talented band. Their new album, Abysmal, is streaming on Spotify if you're interested in giving metal a shot. Thank you for letting me express my feelings on metal, here are God's: 
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Oct 1, 2015 21:46
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matureaudiencesonly posted:I really love the more brutal stuff for live shows, but in my daily rotation I prefer to have on more melodic stuff in the background while I work. I am particularly gay for these guys: http://www.tbdmofficial.com/. I use them to introduce my more musically inclined friends to metal, since they are an actually talented band. Their new album, Abysmal, is streaming on Spotify if you're interested in giving metal a shot. This was going pretty well until they got to the metal part.
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Oct 1, 2015 21:52
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My favorite metal band is still Poison. Every rose has it's thorn, yo.
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Oct 1, 2015 22:09
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I'm a big dumb baby who likes Manowar the most.
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Oct 1, 2015 22:12
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I like my metal how I like my coffee: I don't drink coffee
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Oct 1, 2015 22:14
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matureaudiencesonly posted:This is the equivalent of saying, "I can't stand country, it all sounds the same", or "They forgot the C in Rap, it's all awful". I'm not sure why it is a difficult concept that there are gradations in metal as well. Huh, so there it is. The most objectively wrong post on the forums. Neat. P.S.: Metal sucks 
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Oct 1, 2015 22:15
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No one gives a gently caress what kind of music you like. Livejournal is down the hall.
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Oct 1, 2015 22:18
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Thump! posted:Huh, so there it is. The most objectively wrong post on the forums. Are you every chick in this clip? http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/10/01/14-416010-2015-09-30/web_cut/mlbtv_511523483_1200K.mp4
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Oct 1, 2015 22:19
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I only listen to post-glam speed folk
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Oct 1, 2015 22:20
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Jamesman posted:It's just mashing instruments without any kind of tone of rhythm and someone scraping their throat and I don't understand what makes one group different from another. 
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goose fleet posted:I like my metal how I like my coffee: I don't drink coffee Good, drinking metal tends to go poorly.
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