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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Progressive JPEG posted:

i'm looking at you porsche

the porsche cayenne is so bad and i see them everywhere around here

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the porsche cayenne is so bad and i see them everywhere around here

what kinda fail lord would buy one of those pos cars. smdh

# ? Oct 1, 2015 04:32

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the porsche cayenne is so bad and i see them everywhere around here

Cayennes Roll Everywhere Around Me

# ? Oct 1, 2015 04:32

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

suv buyers should have the courage to just man up and buy a gmc conversion van

# ? Oct 1, 2015 04:33

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Smythe posted:

porsche suv buyers should have the courage to just man up and kill themselves

# ? Oct 1, 2015 04:35

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

now now, we dont do the suicide talking thing in YOSPOS: the most mentally ill forum on Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka's Something Awful

# ? Oct 1, 2015 04:38

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

vote from the rooftops, smythe

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

ima buy a walther p22 soon bc my friend gifted me a range membership. epic

# ? Oct 1, 2015 04:40

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Smythe posted:

now now, we dont do the suicide talking thing in YOSPOS: the most mentally ill forum on Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka's Something Awful

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# ? Oct 1, 2015 04:41

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the porsche cayenne is so bad and i see them everywhere around here

that four door sedan of theirs (the panera or w/e) is kind of amazingly awful too

# ? Oct 1, 2015 04:58

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Smythe posted:

ima buy a walther p22 soon bc my friend gifted me a range membership. epic

make sure to practice your mozbique drill

# ? Oct 1, 2015 05:03

LionYeti: Oct 12, 2008

FMguru posted:

that four door sedan of theirs (the panera or w/e) is kind of amazingly awful too

Its the ugliest expensive car I've ever seen. It's like putting a VW Bug through a taffy puller. It also has an awful name The Panamera

LionYeti fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Oct 1, 2015

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Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

the worst things are still the bmw x6 and bmw 5gt.

so so bad

so so so bad.

# ? Oct 1, 2015 05:11

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

LionYeti posted:

Its the ugliest expensive car I've ever seen. It's like putting a VW Bug through a taffy puller

i mean i get they want some of that sweet mercedes/audi/lexus luxury sedan skrilla

but the panera looks like someone took a 911 to one of those places that makes humvees into stretch limos

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

FMguru posted:

humvees into stretch limos

those are cool

# ? Oct 1, 2015 05:15

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

LionYeti posted:

Its the ugliest expensive car I've ever seen. It's like putting a VW Bug through a taffy puller. It also has an awful name The Panamera

Have to pay extra to make a car look that bad

# ? Oct 1, 2015 05:44

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Smythe posted:

those are cool

yea way easier to move around inside of than a standard limo

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

uber is the WCW of the tech bubel

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ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

Vicas posted:

gee i just can't imagine why uber is hemorrhaging money

at this point what percent of their total operating costs are going towards paying fines for working illegally in different cites/countries

that's literally what they're there for, though. they're basically being paid to be the de facto global lobby for ~disruption~ and whatever comes next.

# ? Oct 1, 2015 06:42

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Panty Saluter posted:

ya

there is no way this wont just be smear and libel

pissed off at your SO? just write scathing bullshit about them that can never be erased

everyone needs to join together and write mountains and mountains of horrible poo poo about the two founders of the app the moment the thing goes live

# ? Oct 1, 2015 06:50

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

i mean i'm hella conflicted though because on the one hand it's the rare startup not run by white male bros but on the other hand it's a really bad idea

# ? Oct 1, 2015 06:54

The Killing Jelq: Jun 13, 2012

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

i mean i'm hella conflicted though because on the one hand it's the rare startup not run by white male bros but on the other hand it's a really bad idea

Ostracism As A Service

In the worst of all possible worlds (this one) techbrs will rip off even this lovely idea and get billions invested as it disrupts hr and gives customers a way to choose the right 1099 contractor for the right menial task

# ? Oct 1, 2015 08:52

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

Smythe posted:

what kinda fail lord would buy one of those pos cars. smdh

demographics around here are bmw or merc for him, cayenne for her to ferry the little trust-fundlings around

a rover is an acceptable substitute apparently.

edit: oh yeah if you live in the burbs swap the BMW for a fully loaded F150 crew cab king ranch edition. i think they cost the same anyway

Shifty Pony fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Oct 1, 2015

# ? Oct 1, 2015 12:04

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

lol

# ? Oct 1, 2015 12:52

Broken Machine: Oct 22, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

In a tontine, the longer you live, the larger your profits � but you are profiting precisely off other people�s deaths. Even in their heyday, tontines were regarded as somewhat repugnant for this reason.

Now, a growing chorus of economists and lawyers is wondering if the world wasn�t too hasty in turning its back on tontines. These financial arrangements, they say, have aspects that make a lot of sense despite their history of disrepute.

loll this is great

not quite the same, but there's a fairly common practice where companies take out a life insurance policy on their employees, except when you die they get the payout.

# ? Oct 1, 2015 13:26

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html?smid=tw-nytstyles&smtyp=cur&_r=0&referer=

what the gently caress is this

# ? Oct 1, 2015 14:18

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Luigi Thirty posted:

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html?smid=tw-nytstyles&smtyp=cur&_r=0&referer=

what the gently caress is this

maybe they're trying to break into the new yorker's "humor that doesn't make you laugh" market

# ? Oct 1, 2015 14:20

Killmaster: Jun 18, 2002

Shifty Pony posted:

lol

NYT isn't listed there :confused:

e: didn't see the full page

# ? Oct 1, 2015 14:51

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Luigi Thirty posted:

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html?smid=tw-nytstyles&smtyp=cur&_r=0&referer=

what the gently caress is this

quote:

26. The modern man cries. He cries often.

accurate

# ? Oct 1, 2015 14:52

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Smythe posted:

YOSPOS: the most mentally ill forum on Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka's Something Awful

even worse than gip and pet island?

# ? Oct 1, 2015 14:59

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

gip is a cesspool where they like to call afghans mud people and ask why they hate us

# ? Oct 1, 2015 15:00

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

jony ive aces posted:

even worse than gip and pet island?

pet island is mentally ill?

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Shifty Pony posted:

lol

notice that nyt didn't analyze themselves

# ? Oct 1, 2015 15:03

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

ArmZ posted:

notice that nyt didn't analyze themselves

They did, they are just #36 on the list because other sites are so awful.

# ? Oct 1, 2015 15:06

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Luigi Thirty posted:

gip is a cesspool where they like to call afghans mud people and ask why they hate us

pretty sure they know and don't care anymore after being over there long enough and seeing enough child rapists

# ? Oct 1, 2015 15:18

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
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ayn rand hand job posted:

pet island is mentally ill?

when did it stop being penis island?

# ? Oct 1, 2015 15:21

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

ayn rand hand job posted:

pet island is mentally ill?

It used to be full of insane pet eugenicists, people who considered pets their children, people who would insist that you're ABUSING AND MURDERING DOGS by feeding them the wrong kind of food, that sort of stuff. These days it's pretty chill tho.

I wish it was still called penis land though.

# ? Oct 1, 2015 15:44

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

it's really weird every time i take my pets to the vet, any of the vet ladies refer to me as 'dad' wrt my pets. ive had to stop myself from rudely telling them i am not a pet dad.

# ? Oct 1, 2015 15:49

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

it's really weird every time i take my pets to the vet, any of the vet ladies refer to me as 'dad' wrt my pets. ive had to stop myself from rudely telling them i am not a pet dad.

embrace ur pet dadness. ladies love it

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

im a pug dad.

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