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blugu64 posted:Too bad monster didn't teach you to get a job huck huck huck
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C-Euro posted:
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As a millenial this is one of the most offensive things I've seen in this thread.
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This is so millenial: Google taught me that directed advertising based off of saved involuntary personal data is big money youtube taught me to be myself and let a company monetize 99% of my efforts facebook taught me to share personal info about my friends, my social gatherings, and my interests with a company that sells that information for billions twitter taught me how to eliminate 1000s of jobs in market research by doing the companies job for them #lovemyschwinn
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twitter teaching people how to listen is legit the dumbest loving thought tho
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Remember that idiot who posted that video about how he lives a richer life from video games than going out and experiencing the world. 'I had to learn an ancient language of dragons, I'm a champion'. This modern world really strives to diminish actual accomplishments.
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Borden posted:Remember that idiot who posted that video about how he lives a richer life from video games than going out and experiencing the world. 'I had to learn an ancient language of dragons, I'm a champion'. This modern world really strives to diminish actual accomplishments. ugh why did you remind me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ch6N8QT00
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twitter taught me how to listen, so i can come up with the least charitable interpretation of a statement made in passing and read a whole lot of poo poo into it in bad faith and pillory the person who made it with my cool and good internet opinion bros
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Borden posted:Here's a list of companies that made me a better person. it still isn't clear to me if this image is a critique
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Madcosby posted:This is so millenial: I like all the stories of people who had public setting facebook accounts, bragged about going on a long vacation and came back to find their house got robbed.
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Madcosby posted:ugh why did you remind me 
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Those cringe vids are only embarrassing if you see your own flaws reflected in the person being depicted. I don't blame that gamer guy for thinking that the mixed signals he got in childhood left him without an identity. If you grew up indoctrinated with the hollywood ethos that life is an adventure you're gonna become either bitter or depressed when you realize middle-class life has no narrative to it whatsoever.
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Beef Turret posted:If you grew up indoctrinated with the hollywood ethos that life is an adventure you're gonna become either bitter or depressed when you realize middle-class life has no narrative to it whatsoever.  Also a source of much internet drama in general.
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Beef Turret posted:Those cringe vids are only embarrassing if you see your own flaws reflected in the person being depicted. I don't blame that gamer guy for thinking that the mixed signals he got in childhood left him without an identity. If you grew up indoctrinated with the hollywood ethos that life is an adventure you're gonna become either bitter or depressed when you realize middle-class life has no narrative to it whatsoever. when are you making another video
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there are microscopic ups and downs, and if you learn to make yourself imperceptibly small, these will nourish you
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Squashy Nipples posted:
the reality is success is just following that cheesy game of life boardgame.
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are you guys ironically quoting that video game vid or sincerely??!?!?1
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Madcosby posted:are you guys ironically quoting that video game vid or sincerely??!?!?1 yes
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Madcosby posted:ugh why did you remind me Made it 15 seconds in
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Madcosby posted:ugh why did you remind me BUT WHEN IM in GAMEEE
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Poque posted:http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/10/01/14-416010-2015-09-30/web_cut/mlbtv_511523483_1200K.mp4
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Madcosby posted:ugh why did you remind me awful i hate this nerd voice
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Borden posted:Here's a list of companies that made me a better person. hadnt thought of it that way.
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nomadologique posted:difference engine? try a programmable loom you spoiled child Speaking of looms, you're not poo poo unless you messed with rope memory https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Core_rope_memory My quick Millennial story from just now. A 30 year old co-worker (I'm 32) who is still living at home says his parents have been away for a week on vacation and won't be back for another 2. He's out of clean clothes and instead of learning how to do laundry he said he's just going to buy new clothes every day after work for the next day of work until they come home. My wife does my laundry so I can't complain too much but holy poo poo if she's gone for a while I know how to wash my own poo poo. Even if you're going to be all lazy, buy all of your poo poo at once instead of going to Hollister every single day after work. VVV I'll take what I can get Tyson Tomko fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Oct 1, 2015 |
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Tyson Tomko posted:Speaking of looms, you're not poo poo unless you messed with rope memory Congratulations on being slightly less revolting than your coworker
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Scott Pilgrim Vs The World is the most millennial movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NUBVcit5VM His dream woman is a maniac pixie girl who works in the tech industry.
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The most millenial movie is the Matrix where you can be a badass super hacker who magically realizes his true potential and gets the girl without any hard work
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etalian posted:Scott Pilgrim Vs The World is the most millennial movie i never saw that. i worked with somebody who loved the source material (comic book i guess or whatever) and talked about it obnoxiously for weeks leading up to it. then talked obnoxiously about going to repeat viewings in a theater no doubt alone. that was really all i needed to know about the target audience.
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Beef Turret posted:The most millenial movie is the Matrix where you can be a badass super hacker who magically realizes his true potential and gets the girl without any hard work well a prophecy said they would bone
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etalian posted:Scott Pilgrim Vs The World is the most millennial movie It's a really good movie.
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notZaar posted:It's a really good movie. wrong
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etalian posted:Scott Pilgrim Vs The World is the most millennial movie This is the most millennial book: http://www.amazon.com/Mr-Penumbras-24-Hour-Bookstore-Novel/dp/1250037751 The loser everyman lives in SF subsidized by rich roommates, hooks up with a MPDG working at Google, and cracks an ancient book's code by giving it to a different friend working at Google.
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Madcosby posted:ugh why did you remind me He sounds like the guy from 'fun.' desperately trying to validate a voluntarily shut-in existence.
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nomadologique posted:there are microscopic ups and downs, and if you learn to make yourself imperceptibly small, these will nourish you This is probably true and kind of sad; I think they used to call stuff like that wisdom. Thanks.
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thathonkey posted:i never saw that. i worked with somebody who loved the source material (comic book i guess or whatever) and talked about it obnoxiously for weeks leading up to it. then talked obnoxiously about going to repeat viewings in a theater no doubt alone. that was really all i needed to know about the target audience. this is pretty much what old GBS did. i went to see The Expendables that weekend. gently caress old GBS.
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etalian posted:Scott Pilgrim Vs The World is the most millennial movie -scott pilgrim was a fun movie with cool effects -its manic pixie dream girl, ramona wasn't bubbly, and the film addresses scott's misguided infatuation -I'm pretty sure Ramona was a delivery girl for amazon.
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Toadvine posted:-scott pilgrim was a fun movie with cool effects Remember Ramona? Remember that story about how she wore her pajamas under her clothes then got overheated when she got to school? She was a tragic everyman character people could relate to. What do kids have nowadays?
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is that actually a thing from the comics? I only saw the movie with my buds. we had fun watching it and then went about our lives because even its just a funny romance with action and video game references
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FogHelmut posted:this is pretty much what old GBS did. i went to see The Expendables that weekend. gently caress old GBS. Man, Expendables was a poo poo ton of fun to watch in the theater, that was a pro-move right there, dude
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