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Pikehead
Dec 3, 2006

Looking for WMDs, PM if you have A+ grade stuff
Fun Shoe

Fister Roboto posted:

It's basically "yay libertarianism" and "but we need a super sophisticated AI running things to keep everything from going to poo poo"

The part about nuking Earth with rocks was cool.

Yeah, had some really good bits. Regarding bombing cheyanne mountain:

"Man, I don't think we had better hit that mountain again"
"Why not, Mike?"
"It's not there any longer

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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I read Old Man's War today at work and it was good. How are the sequels?

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Larry Parrish posted:

I read Old Man's War today at work and it was good. How are the sequels?

With the exception of zoes tale, awesome.



Edit:

Fuzzy nation, Red Shirts and Locked in are must reads too.

Flikken fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Oct 2, 2015

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Flikken posted:

With the exception of zoes tale, awesome.



Edit:

Fuzzy nation, Red Shirts and Locked in are must reads too.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
After wiping my rear end in a top hat bloody with campus shitter paper all week (Bristol 3s are the WORST.), I was so excited to poop somewhere other than a public restroom that I held it for 2 hours and sped home from work.

... And locked my keys in the car.

Now I am pooping in the nearest public restroom: the one on campus with the razor shitter paper.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

After wiping my rear end in a top hat bloody with campus shitter paper all week (Bristol 3s are the WORST.), I was so excited to poop somewhere other than a public restroom that I held it for 2 hours and sped home from work.

... And locked my keys in the car.

Now I am pooping in the nearest public restroom: the one on campus with the razor shitter paper.

dusted

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Victor Vermis posted:

After wiping my rear end in a top hat bloody with campus shitter paper all week (Bristol 3s are the WORST.), I was so excited to poop somewhere other than a public restroom that I held it for 2 hours and sped home from work.

... And locked my keys in the car.

Now I am pooping in the nearest public restroom: the one on campus with the razor shitter paper.

War is hell

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Victor Vermis posted:

After wiping my rear end in a top hat bloody with campus shitter paper all week (Bristol 3s are the WORST.), I was so excited to poop somewhere other than a public restroom that I held it for 2 hours and sped home from work.

... And locked my keys in the car.

Now I am pooping in the nearest public restroom: the one on campus with the razor shitter paper.
lol

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Back home now and remorsefully no longer full of poop.

Correction to my poop post: I've been cutting bristol FIVESs all week.

Like pushing peanut butter.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Victor Vermis posted:

After wiping my rear end in a top hat bloody with campus shitter paper all week (Bristol 3s are the WORST.), I was so excited to poop somewhere other than a public restroom that I held it for 2 hours and sped home from work.

... And locked my keys in the car.

Now I am pooping in the nearest public restroom: the one on campus with the razor shitter paper.

lovely.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Victor Vermis posted:

Back home now and remorsefully no longer full of poop.

Correction to my poop post: I've been cutting bristol FIVESs all week.

Like pushing peanut butter.

you get those keys out of the car motivator?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

man carry baby wipes on you if you're school poopin

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

man carry baby wipes on you if you're school poopin

Always be carryin' baby wipes.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Your guy's football/basketball teams must suck. Mine was a university full of winners and the toilet paper in the bathrooms was two ply sheets made from the clouds.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

MurderBot posted:

Your guy's football/basketball teams must suck. Mine was a university full of winners and the toilet paper in the bathrooms was two ply sheets made from the clouds.

We can't take all our courses in the sports and leisure studies building.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you get those keys out of the car motivator?

Yep. My mommy dropped off my spare keys :3:


MurderBot posted:

Your guy's football/basketball teams must suck. Mine was a university full of winners and the toilet paper in the bathrooms was two ply sheets made from the clouds.

Our basketball team has been to the NCAA tournament once in the past 8 years. We don't have a football team. And our Governor is Scott Walker. And our state legislature has had a republican majority for a while now.

We do have a Top 20* film program though.





*in 2011

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
How do they even rank film programs

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Larry Parrish posted:

I read Old Man's War today at work and it was good. How are the sequels?

Ghost Brigades is hands down the best book of the series and is basically a bunch of space marines doing hardcore space poo poo.

Lost Colony is alright, and Zoe's Tale is just a retelling of that from someone else's persective

The Human Division is ok but the main character is a giant loving mary sue

The End of All Things is pretty good but it does have one really out of place portion of the book and it ends pretty abruptly.



Scalzi is a damned good author though and you should read all his stuff

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Victor Vermis posted:


Our basketball team has been to the NCAA tournament once in the past 8 years. We don't have a football team. And our Governor is Scott Walker. And our state legislature has had a republican majority for a while now.

We do have a Top 20* film program though.


*in 2011

Our football team hasn't won a game in two seasons. FWIW our fencing team won the NCAA title last year, which is pretty good if you give a poo poo about fencing.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I have the top two ranked nuts in my pants.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Cole posted:

How do they even rank film programs

I guess they make lists of their favorite directors, pull out the ~20% that actually had a formal film education, and then lookup which school they went to.

My schools is notable for its AVANT GARDE FILMMAKERS (aka "successful" poor people)

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Cole posted:

How do they even rank film programs

rotten tomatoes score

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Cole posted:

How do they even rank film programs

Mean price level of handy-jays on Craigslist

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm bored and making Rick & Morty avs. Requests? Two Finger?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Bolow posted:

Ghost Brigades is hands down the best book of the series and is basically a bunch of space marines doing hardcore space poo poo.

Lost Colony is alright, and Zoe's Tale is just a retelling of that from someone else's persective

The Human Division is ok but the main character is a giant loving mary sue

The End of All Things is pretty good but it does have one really out of place portion of the book and it ends pretty abruptly.



Scalzi is a damned good author though and you should read all his stuff

I respect your opinion but I think he's kind of a lovely author who's far better at winning popularity contests than he is at writing interesting novels.

There's quite a few authors who I think are doing well in the military sci-fi genre and once I stop being so lazy I might throw a list together. Notable titles include: Germline, The Red: First Light, Poor Man's Fight, Terms of Enlistment (Mark Kloos)

Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Oct 3, 2015

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
^^^^I think you and me are the only goons who have read Germline. It's terrific.


I've read Old Man's War and came away feeling that it was just a competently written novel. Scalzi isn't especially flashy. Very workmanlike. Leagues above The Martian tough.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm bored and making Rick & Morty avs. Requests? Two Finger?



Ooh! Ooh! I need a new one.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

edit: wait, i need to think about this

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm bored and making Rick & Morty avs. Requests? Two Finger?



mr poopy butthole ready for dinner (1:13 - 1:20):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6eYa3qDwV4

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Is the limit still 100 kb? It is.

Oh the things I could do with an extra 25 kb.

EBB fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Oct 3, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Ooh! Ooh! I need a new one.

What clip do you want? 3-4 seconds or less if you want it it around 150x150.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I don't know, there's so many good ones. :saddowns:

Maybe something from Meeseeks and Destroy, prob my favorite episode.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Is the limit still 100 kb? It is.

Oh the things I could do with an extra 25 kb.



I might be able work with something a little bigger. No promises.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I don't know, there's so many good ones. :saddowns:

Maybe something from Meeseeks and Destroy, prob my favorite episode.

Man don't be a waffler just pick something


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I might be able work with something a little bigger. No promises.

Thanks, I'm gonna do my best on the cutting first. Just think it's funny that I have to start with HD-quality video to get something decent at the end.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5qfXni7gDY

Could I get one of Rick axing the gently caress out his clones

About 13 seconds to whenever

The Slithery D
Jul 19, 2012

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I have the top two ranked nuts in my pants.

On a Friday night? I doubt that.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

The Slithery D posted:

On a Friday night? I doubt that.

heh

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bolow posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5qfXni7gDY

Could I get one of Rick axing the gently caress out his clones

About 13 seconds to whenever

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
wish i could have an avatar of this whole video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2EDkv_dyeI

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Bolow
Feb 27, 2007


gently caress yeah

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