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Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!

Blattdorf posted:



Apparently, it is illegal to conceal carry on that campus. That there was someone with a gun near the place is surprising enough, but eventually he would attempt to stop the shooter.



No it's not.

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Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

baw posted:

how will obamanomics do that

Applying his loser mentality and stupidity to jobs.

President Trump will be great at the economy. It's WHAT HE DOES. Things will be so great your head will spin.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Montasque posted:

Jeb! operatives are now collecting dirt on Rubio and Kasich:
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/10/02/operatives-for-jeb-bush-super-pac-are-caught-in-the-act-twice/

The big news here is Jeb is amping up his attacks on Rubio, and will start hitting him on his record(or lack there of) in the Senate:

Is Jeb Bush's campaign manager Donald Trump? First he reacts to the low-energy attack by making "high energy" a fixture of his rhetoric, now he's supporting the same attack on Rubio as Trump!

Jeb must be utterly humiliated to be perpetually catching up to the Trump-set narrative.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Subvisual Haze posted:

Where does alternate 1985 fit into this timeline?

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Boosted_C5 posted:

Applying his loser mentality and stupidity to jobs.

ah yes, exactly what happened in the 70s

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
The followup video is what really cements Jeb is not going to win this thing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJp4WhIASVk


Dude has no chill.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
New poll in Louisiana has Bobby Jindal losing the state 45 - 42 to........



Hillary

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

pathetic little tramp posted:

New poll in Louisiana has Bobby Jindal losing the state 45 - 42 to........



Hillary

this always happens when one side's primary is divided and the other's is relatively united

there was a poll in december 2011 showing romney losing south carolina 45-42 to obama, that didn't make sc a swing state

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
JEB is so done it's hilarious. He's completely built around the state politics game of building up a huge war chest and saturating local media markets and doesn't seem capable of adapting to the national long game. He's 2012 Perry but somehow even worse at this and without the excuse of being doped to the eyeballs the entire time.

Pity Party Animal
Jul 23, 2006
Unleash Booming Reagan!
https://vine.co/v/exHYKIiQn5i

Reaganball Z
Jun 21, 2007
Hybrid children watch the sea Pray for Father, roaming free
piyush "poopy" jindal

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

Pinterest Mom posted:

this always happens when one side's primary is divided and the other's is relatively united

there was a poll in december 2011 showing romney losing south carolina 45-42 to obama, that didn't make sc a swing state

Yeah but people loving hate Jindal here. Obviously when it's go time people would vote him over Hillary but it's hilarious.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Boosted_C5 posted:

Applying his loser mentality and stupidity to jobs.

President Trump will be great at the economy. It's WHAT HE DOES. Things will be so great your head will spin.

Your heart is really in this, huh? Man you are gonna cry like a wee little baby when Trump gets stomped in the actual primary.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
"stuff happens"

I'm beginning to unironically believe JEB! wants out.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

quote:

Asked by a reporter if he stood by his choice of words, Bush doubled down, saying, "No, it wasn't a mistake. I said exactly what I said. Why would you explain to me what I said wrong?"

- the smart one.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Intel&Sebastian posted:

- the smart one.

Well I mean they were speaking relatively

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

pathetic little tramp posted:

The followup video is what really cements Jeb is not going to win this thing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJp4WhIASVk


Dude has no chill.

Transcript for people without headphones?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Vox Nihili posted:

Your heart is really in this, huh? Man you are gonna cry like a wee little baby when Trump gets stomped in the actual primary.

Honestly Trump is probably going to manage a solid second place most of the way through, so it'll be a long lingering death for boosted. Promptly followed by "well of course I really supported Chris Christie all along" or whoever wins the clown car.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

lol that whole account is gold https://vine.co/ActualGOP

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Jewel Repetition posted:

Transcript for people without headphones?

(13 seconds of the sound of air being slowly let out of a balloon)

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Nintendo Kid posted:

Honestly Trump is probably going to manage a solid second place most of the way through, so it'll be a long lingering death for boosted. Promptly followed by "well of course I really supported Chris Christie all along" or whoever wins the clown car.

I'm hoping it's that close, ideally a 3- or 4-way horse race.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Intel&Sebastian posted:

"stuff happens"

I'm beginning to unironically believe JEB! wants out.

Can a Presidential campaign suffer from major depression?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
https://vine.co/v/ePpeDd1ej7I

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Can a Presidential campaign suffer from major depression?

McGovern, '72



tried to get some shock therapy to pep it up though

GlobalMegaCorp
Jan 8, 2004

This keeps getting better:

He later elaborated: "Things happen all the time. A child drowns in a pool and the impulse is to pass a law that puts fencing around a pool... The cumulative effect of this is that in some cases, you don’t solve the problem by passing the law and you’re imposing on large numbers of people burdens that make it harder for our economy to grow, make it harder to protect liberty."

JEB! coming out strong against pool fences.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Jewel Repetition posted:

Transcript for people without headphones?

Pensive Colbert Lookalike: Really? That sounds like a mistake, will you please say anything else that doesn't indicate you have a complete and total lack of empathy for mass murdered American citizens and their families?

Doomed Presidential Candidate: Errrr, can you explain what is wrong with that?

Pensive Colbert Lookalike: Uhh...everything?

Doomed Presidential Candidate: THINGS HAPPEN, THINGS ARE ALWAYS HAPPENING! DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHEN MY BROTHER LET TERRORISTS KNOCK DOWN SOME SKYSCRAPERS AND HE STOOD ON TOP OF THE RUBBLE AND TOLD THEM, "LOOK AT THIS poo poo! IT'S A THING THAT HAPPENED! WE SHOULD DO NOTHING ABOUT IT!"

FuriousxGeorge fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Oct 2, 2015

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Things happen all the time. Like when a woman is in a persistent vegetative state and is medically brain dead. Don't need to go making a law just for that! Right guys ?

NotJesus
Jan 17, 2007

GlobalMegaCorp posted:

He later elaborated: "Things happen all the time. A child drowns in a pool and the impulse is to pass a law that puts fencing around a pool... The cumulative effect of this is that in some cases, you don’t solve the problem by passing the law and you’re imposing on large numbers of people burdens that make it harder for our economy to grow, make it harder to protect liberty."
Gun control: something that would make it harder for the U.S. economy to grow.
(or, alternatively, would make it harder to "protect liberty", whatever that means)

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

"stuff happens"

I'm beginning to unironically believe JEB! wants out.

He never really seemed like he wanted in, honestly.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Can a Presidential campaign suffer from major depression?

https://vine.co/v/ettLTAnbpI2

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
Obama's response to Bush's comment is really good.

http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/10/02/jeb-bush-is-criticized-for-saying-stuff-happens-in-reaction-to-oregon-shooting/

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
The fact Jeb is so gaffe-prone and still has enough money to limp into the primaries makes me happy because it means there will be a lot of laffs with or without Trump

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

He looks ancient. I bet he's really looking forward to 2016.

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Debate question I want to see: "The shooter had the guns legally. Should he have been stopped from owning guns, and, if so, what specific PROCESS do you advocate for keeping the guns out of his hands?"

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Jindal must believe in sympathetic magic: if he just says "Trump" enough time, some of that power will rub off on him.

He believes in exorcism so

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Literally "proceed, governer" part 2

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
status quo candidates defending the status quo

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
I'm glad that a rich person somewhere is still spending a bunch of money to finance Bobby Jindal's campaign. I bet all of these assholes are telling their sugar daddies "Just one more debate, I promise".

Jindal might be angling for the anti-Trump VP pick, though. How many people are still left in the race? What was the maximum number of candidates all time? Someone make me a pie chart

EDIT: oh my god, is Walker the only one who's dropped out?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

jeb getting into the hallowe'en spirit by imagining a pool that can go out and drown children while they're at school

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Full Battle Rattle posted:

How many people are still left in the race?

it's hard to say. my eyes keep blurring when i see the list of names

i think it's because i'm crying

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