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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



trem_two posted:

I am confused and bewildered by this year's edition of Juventus FC to date.

It's bizarro 2013

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Hi friends, wanna see my scar?

http://imgur.com/AMz3RZf

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Drogadon posted:

Hi friends, wanna see my scar?

http://imgur.com/AMz3RZf

Im surprised they didn't shave that part of your head and make you look like an rear end in a top hat, pretty gnarly looking wound though

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I was surprised too, but I would have totally rocked the "shaved head with scarred scalp rear end in a top hat" looked (I have another scar just above the front hairline)

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Drogadon posted:

Hi friends, wanna see my scar?

http://imgur.com/AMz3RZf

Nice.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Yeah that's pretty gnarly, but it won't be visible untilunless you go bald.

I watched a reply of Juve-Sevilla today, and Khedira was actually really good. It'll be a shame when he dies or turns to poo poo in the next couple of weeks. But yeah, he did a really good job of setting a quick passing tempo through the midfield, and he and Hernanes (who was also quite good) provided a lot better service to the forwards than they've had in recent weeks.

Dybala deserved a goal today too, I thought he was really good throughout.

It'll be fun to see which creative way Juve drops points to Bologna now this weekend after looking so good today.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Juve has more points in the CL in two games than they do in Serie A after six games.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Happy Birthday, Mirko Vucinic!

(Who has scored 25 goals in 23 games at Al-Jazira)

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

So Fiorentina just switch again kits again:

"Fiorentina's new official partner for designing their kits will be L.B.M. 1911, in a deal for the next two seasons."

That was a short stint with the motive cock

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Soulex posted:

So Fiorentina just switch again kits again:

"Fiorentina's new official partner for designing their kits will be L.B.M. 1911, in a deal for the next two seasons."

That was a short stint with the motive cock

Is this Della Valle's own to match the shoes?

Never heard of this clothing brand.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Charlotte Hornets posted:

Is this Della Valle's own to match the shoes?

Never heard of this clothing brand.

I had to look it up too, they make menswear, not athletic clothes. Bizarre.

Duro
May 1, 2013

by Lowtax
I looked it up too, and they have a couple of blazers that I would love to own. Apparently Harry Rosen carries it. Question is, do I have 2 grand to spare?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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Lichtsteiner had a minor procedure on his heart today due to cardiac arrhythmia that was detected after he was subbed off in the Frosinone game. He'll be out at least a month.

I feel that this is relevant, in light of this news

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
The injuries/suspensions for Juve this year are insane. Who is going to play on the right? Recall DJ Pauliiiiiiino? Although I guess by the next CL match Caceres will be forgiven.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



We have this Padoin

And for the CL just keep the cool and good 352 with Cuadrado on the right

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I keep forgetting about Padoin, lol

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
GD do you happen to know if Rugani has ever played RB for the Azzurrini? Maybe that could be an avenue for him to get more than 5 minutes of playing time this year.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

GD do you happen to know if Rugani has ever played RB for the Azzurrini? Maybe that could be an avenue for him to get more than 5 minutes of playing time this year.

He might have but I'm not sure. There hasn't been a standout right back since, well, De Sciglio and we're all seeing how that worked out. Darmian played center back for a long time, which is also weird.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Drogadon posted:

We have this Padoin

And for the CL just keep the cool and good 352 with Cuadrado on the right

Speaking of people who play on the right who left Fiorentina. Roma has apparently permanently signed Salah and Dzeko.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Soulex posted:

Speaking of people who play on the right who left Fiorentina. Roma has apparently permanently signed Salah and Dzeko.

Good on them. I hope Dzeko scores lots more goals for them

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I hope Salah gets loving banned. Then injured.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Soulex posted:

I hope Salah gets loving banned. Then injured.

Harsh but fair IMO

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Soulex posted:

I hope Salah gets loving banned. Then injured.

That order, or the opposite order? Or does it matter?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Not cool if he serves out his ban injured IMO.

If he had just left, that's fine. Like no ill will towards cuadrado (a bit to Neto because he became so good and waited three years to start, then was like 'I'm out!' But again he was honest. More miffed really since it was Juve. But Salah?

He deserves what the gently caress he gets after that poo poo storm he caused.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Soulex posted:

So Fiorentina just switch again kits again:

"Fiorentina's new official partner for designing their kits will be L.B.M. 1911, in a deal for the next two seasons."

That was a short stint with the motive cock

Lol. It's not the match kits, just the "civilian" part, what they wear when on official events etc. :D We're still with Le Coq Sportif for match kits.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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I missed this when it was first reported, but it's pretty cool. Frosinone's Blanchard - who scored the goal to give them a draw against Juve - is a Juve supporter who sits with the ultras, and went to the CL final against Barcelona.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/sep/24/frosinone-leonardo-blanchard-juventus-serie-a

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

canepazzo posted:

Lol. It's not the match kits, just the "civilian" part, what they wear when on official events etc. :D We're still with Le Coq Sportif for match kits.

Ah ok, so this is like D&G for Milan. I was seriously confused there.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
The Verona derby is this afternoon if you want to watch two groups of assholes fight it out for the title of top piece of poo poo.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Carpi just went up against Torino on a fluke own goal, a shot came off the post and bounced off of a diving Padelli's rear end into goal.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Gigi Galli posted:

two groups of assholes fight it out for the title of top piece of poo poo.

But Napoli-Milan is playing tomorrow???

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

canepazzo posted:

But Napoli-Milan is playing tomorrow???

Mods

trem_two posted:

Carpi just went up against Torino on a fluke own goal, a shot came off the post and bounced off of a diving Padelli's rear end into goal.

I felt bad for Padelli as he was don g the right thing. Unlucky. Also Torino should've had a penalty when Zaccardo dragged down maxi lopez.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Phwoar that was a great counterattack from Carpi. What a pass from Borriello.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Nice goal there.

Seems like the Turin clubs are clown teams?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Ha, what a blatant and dumb penalty to give away.

Nice take by Maxi too.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Everybody back the gently caress up it's KEVIN LASAGNA time!

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

canepazzo posted:

Everybody back the gently caress up it's KEVIN LASAGNA time!

Carpi to win 5-1. Go on, Kevin.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Serie A could get an extra Champions League spot at the expense of England.

http://www.espnfc.us/uefa-champions-league/story/2643728/serie-a-closes-gap-on-premier-league-for-champions-league

Looking forward to Carpi playing Real Madrid in 2017.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
There are now some rumors that Lichtsteiner will be out for up to 6 months. Juve really need Caceres to stay healthy, which is a thing that has never happened.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

trem_two posted:

Juve really need Caceres to stay healthy

And sober

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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Interesting that Conte still won't call up Balotelli, while he calls up Quagliarella and hasn't-done-poo poo-at-Monaco El Shaarawy.

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