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Analyze the giant and find a way to become its new head. Clearly, our ship's cloaca was meant to unite with the alimentary tract. The resulting cosmic farts may be the only way to stop the aliens. Of course, we will have to find appropriate upgrades and digestive material in other systems.
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Fellbat posted:Make sure the captain eats the heart to gain it's power. obviously
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Oct 3, 2015 19:03
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I just tossed a coin, Eat.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:14
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Obscil posted:Let's go with SuGsBA's plan.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:33
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We should let sugaba mess around with it, especially since that puts us one stop closer to piloting that dang thing
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Oct 3, 2015 19:33
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Let SuGaBA analyze it and eat the left overs when its done
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Oct 3, 2015 19:50
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Eat the delicious Space God there's about 12 different occasions for parties in the caiman culture, each with its own unique style. there would be even more types of parties if caimans weren't so stupid and unimaginative also interface with Universo
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Oct 3, 2015 19:54
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EAT EAT EAT
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Oct 3, 2015 20:22
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Oct 3, 2015 20:23
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Guys if we just do what our computer says all the time what separates us from the robots?  Let's do our martyred ancestors proud and eat the giant headless corpse.
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Oct 3, 2015 20:26
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Have SuGaBA form the head
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Oct 3, 2015 20:28
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See what SugarBoar has to say before we decide to eat that big ol bitch. If we decide to eat it and can't finish it all, just strap it to the top of the ship or stuff it in the trunk or something. Also, our most crapulent crew member gets the drink umbrella just in case we hadn't decided that yet. Pew, I think. We should also figure out a way to heal up our captain for the next time we need him to go on another away team. Our ship will regain energy on its own, right? I would like to be in fighting trim before we hit the rest of the void racer ships. And, of course, our battlebot is definitely going on every away team. Robodude looks like an rear end kicker.
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Oct 3, 2015 21:04
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Eat the heart
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Oct 3, 2015 21:10
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Eat
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Oct 3, 2015 21:14
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Let SuGaBa analyze the corpse. We MUST pilot a giant meatpuppet to the next star system.
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Oct 3, 2015 21:31
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let SuGaBa see the giant, feel the gaint, touch the giant, hear the giant
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Oct 3, 2015 22:18
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Runaktla posted:Eat
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Oct 3, 2015 22:22
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LET THE FEAST BEGIn
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Oct 3, 2015 22:46
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Split 13 to 13. Both options are good things and completely in character for the Caimen. On the one hand they like eating rotting things and doing bugger all for days. On the other they like letting their computer do the thinking for them while they scratch their asses. It's up to you to decide which impulse prevails. It's really a win/win because all the effects are pretty good and also it involves messing around with corpses and either flying around with a corpse or stuffing the ship literally full with corpsemeat. We also didn't have to kill this thing ourselves which is nice. Probably won't have the update ready until roughly this time tomorrow so I'll keep an eye on the count in the meantime. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Oct 3, 2015 |
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Oct 3, 2015 23:00
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Oct 3, 2015 23:14
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Half and Half - Let SuGaBa do its thing, but leave us some unnecessary organs. Sure, our space God might have a limp or be retarded, but at least it'll be OUR mentally handicapped space God.
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Oct 3, 2015 23:38
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Applewhite posted:SuGaBa's plan
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Applewhite posted:SuGaBa's plan
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Oct 4, 2015 05:03
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SuGaBa's plan -- still gives us four days to feast
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Oct 4, 2015 05:56
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We have to go with SuGaBA's plan because if we do, we'll have a giant body with a (comparatively) tiny head and look like one of those Goombas from that godawful Super Mario movie.
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Asterios posted:SuGaBa's plan -- still gives us four days to feast It's a choice-based game and it hasn't been very friendly to "both options" so far. Taking the robot abandoned the crew members automatically. Pretty sure we can't have our giant space-man and eat him too. I already voted, but I'm still for eating the corpse. This loser got wasted by the Discobots, so chaining his carcass to our ship won't be as good as all that. If he was really some grand cosmic power, he wouldn't be dead. But he is clearly unusual and delicious.
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Oct 4, 2015 06:14
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Just think of the Space-God-scams we can run if we are driving the corpse around! I bet it gives a bonus to initiative in space combat, too, as opponents are stunned by the sight of a vengeful space god doing probably suggestive things at it flies toward them.
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Oct 4, 2015 06:58
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Applewhite posted:SuGaBa's plan
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the_steve posted:Half and Half - Let SuGaBa do its thing, but leave us some unnecessary organs. Sure, our space God might have a limp or be retarded, but at least it'll be OUR mentally handicapped space God.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Just think of the Space-God-scams we can run if we are driving the corpse around! I bet it gives a bonus to initiative in space combat, too, as opponents are stunned by the sight of a vengeful space god doing probably suggestive things at it flies toward them. SuGaBA's god scam is the thing that we're doing. Stay tuned. Blurry Gray Thing posted:It's a choice-based game and it hasn't been very friendly to "both options" so far. Taking the robot abandoned the crew members automatically. Pretty sure we can't have our giant space-man and eat him too. This. Gamebooks traditionally didn't allow for this approach, mainly because you'd have no incentive to replay the things otherwise. Void Racers isn't particularly unusual in this way and at least it isn't crammed with "do you want to go to the blue planet or the red planet" options where if you pick the wrong planet you miss some vital clue you need to finish the game. You just get better or worse stuff and sometimes something one-shots you, which is marginally less annoying. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Oct 4, 2015 |
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Oct 4, 2015 17:00
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Ugh you guys do realize this is the corpse of a space pole right? By eating it we would have gained immense knowledge and powers.
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Al Borland posted:Ugh you guys do realize this is the corpse of a space pole right? We might catch up with that guy later on if we go the right way up ahead. Update: Lat page complete:  We're going to let SuGaBA do his thing (158):   In the chaos, LUXURY YACHT attacks! We put him down extremely hard, using 4 of the cap'n's energy in the process (he's down to 30 now). Luxury Yacht is permanently mauled. He's out for the next 4 days and even after he's healed up he'll have -1 to all stats. That'll teach him to jump the captain I guess. In the meantime some redshirt jabroni takes over engineering. Crapulence ticks up by 3 - Garrrrrn and Luxury Yacht both fail, and Luxury Yacht's "ability" causes Crocheart to go up too. We're on 13 now which is starting to get a bit iffy. Those crocs were really looking forward to some blood pudding. But we have a new toy:  It's a pretty effective and gross weapon, but you can only use it once in a starship battle. Let me know if you want to use it at some point. It might also come in handy scaring impressionable aliens. Anyway, what now? Obvious options are heading down to the planet or leaving the system, but perhaps you have another idea? Starship manifest: 
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Oct 5, 2015 02:01
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Test our new ship upgrade; use Cygnus's mighty fists to punch the planet below into rubble, then jump to the next system. Also, lol at Luxury Yacht trying to attack us. I bet we punched his polystyrene jaw clean off.
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Oct 5, 2015 02:29
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Subjugate that lovely planet
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Tardcore posted:Subjugate that lovely planet
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Oct 5, 2015 04:16
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Loot the planet. Subjugation of it can be considered afterward.
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Oct 5, 2015 04:22
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Leave for the next sector I imagine there isn't much left of the planet, the Discobots were looting it when we arrived, weren't they? And I think we've spent enough time here anyways.
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Oct 5, 2015 04:28
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GTFO. A bloated mess of meat. We should eject it at a developing species. See how that effects their creation mythology.
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Oct 5, 2015 04:51
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Lay in wait for the enemy chasing us and throw the loving planet at them I don't care who you are when you jump in and suddenly a planet is hurling at you you're hosed.
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Yeah, we got a giant meat puppet and a DEVO-themed security officer out of this system. That's plenty of loot for me. Let's head to the next system.
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