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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

congrats to chef for directing the opening to nba 2k16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeW3vXiFG44

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The Wu-Tang Secret
Nov 28, 2004

oddium posted:

congrats to chef for directing the opening to nba 2k16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeW3vXiFG44
It says this is the intro to NBA 2K16, but it's pretty well-known amongst game journalists that this is actually the intro to the upcoming character action sports-platformer metroidvania Michael Jordan: Chaos in the Windy City 2: Sins of the Father, a sequel to the 1994 SNES side-scroller. It's actually pretty controversial in that you spend most of the game playing as Thel Cranium (the character portrayed here and the son of the villain from the original), following the trail of Jordan after the rather ambiguous ending of his playable chapter. Did Michael truly betray mankind? #HUNTtheTRUTH

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Nanomashoes posted:

This, but you also get a million neo-shekels every time you shoot one.

just want to say that this would be an amazing concept for the game, please put it in

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
a gun whose bullets explode on contact, do area damage.
a gun who shoots water
a gun who freezes enemies
a gun who has ricochet bullets that draw dots on where it's going to bounce and you get crits if it bounces off a wall before hitting.

obstipator fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Oct 1, 2015

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


captain innocuous posted:

A gun that shoots the little guys from Battletoads that steal health blocks

those are space invaders, dude

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
A gun that shoots a Nickelodeon Gak.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



A gun that smell he own trigger. A shameful gun.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
A bullet that fires gun's

Great Joe posted:

This reminds me of the grenade launchers in Brink. It was a good idea that would have worked in a more varied Gun'scape like in Barkley 2. Essentially the grenade was always on a set timer and would only explode when that timer ran out. You could fire a grenade straight into somebody and stun them with just the force of the 'nade, but the explosion still wouldn't happen until a second later, since the timer was always pretty long.

If you can make Gun's like that happen, I'd be pretty happy. :)

I always wondered why the grenade launchers always felt so weird. Maybe if the multiplayer had lasted I would have figured that out.

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

obstipator posted:

a gun who has ricochet bullets that draw dots on where it's going to bounce and you get crits if it bounces off a wall before hitting.

A gun that replaces this game with Peggle permanently.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Nessus posted:

A gun that smell he own trigger. A shameful gun.

Jim Flatline
Sep 23, 2015
A gun that randomly picks an idea from this thread every time you start shooting. Call it the bad gun and remove it from the game.

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

A gun with incredible power and accuracy, far beyond any other weapon in the game. It is given to you by an NPC as part of a scripted event that occurs near the very end of the game, along with a flowery description of its legend and importance to the world.

However, the NPC only spawns in one game out of every 100.

Bonus points if there's an achievement for getting the gun.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

a gun that does the loving job.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Gun's stickers

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I

kikkelivelho posted:

a gun that does the loving job.

Concrete Lever-action of the Breadwinner

Dispatch this gun from your inventory to generate neo-shekels based upon the length of the dispatch.

BattleHamster
Mar 18, 2009

oddium posted:

congrats to chef for directing the opening to nba 2k16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeW3vXiFG44

A Tales of Game's Joint

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Big Mad Drongo posted:

A gun with incredible power and accuracy, far beyond any other weapon in the game. It is given to you by an NPC as part of a scripted event that occurs near the very end of the game, along with a flowery description of its legend and importance to the world.

However, the NPC only spawns in one game out of every 100.

Bonus points if there's an achievement for getting the gun.

It uses library cards as ammunition.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

A gun which fires you. Pull the trigger, clean out your desk and leave the buikding immediately.

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
a gun who shoots bees- the bees are very irritating and constantly attack enemies. they have low health tho so die quick
a gun who shoots bubbles. they are distracting to enemies but pop after one hit

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Did somebody on the Barkley team ask for guns ideas or did we just start posting them?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

GNU Order posted:

Did somebody on the Barkley team ask for guns ideas or did we just start posting them?

Gun's that don't ask questions

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

GNU Order posted:

Did somebody on the Barkley team ask for guns ideas or did we just start posting them?

yes

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


A gun that points directly at the head of every developer until the game's released.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
GUNS THAT KILL

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Gun's that kiss me
Gun's that kill me
Gun's that touch me
Gun's that thrill me

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
A gun that shoots powerful bullets. However, each of those bullets in inside a one-use gun. The player must pick up those gun's and use them one by one, each disappearing after it is used.

Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.
Gun's that delete random sections of heap space.

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
Guns loaded with dogs and that shoot pure determination.

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
please implement a hidden weapon called These Guns which allows me to turn the game into god hand

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Guns that break hearts. Guns that don't call. Guns that wreck marriages.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
Well, I guess I gotta go through all this poo poo now and see if there is anything usable.

Not that any of the ones in the game thus fare are usable either, they are all garbage.

The Skeep
Sep 15, 2007

That Chicken sure loves to drum...sticks
A gun that gains in power the longer you dont use it.

A Chekhov's gun, if you will.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Have you considered selling JPEGs of Gun's for upwards of $900 to fund development?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



nopantsjack posted:

Have you considered selling JPEGs of Gun's for upwards of $900 to fund development?

A Star Citizen save file import tool has some potential too.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
Barkley 3 is going to be a model/audio swap mod for MGS5 The Phantom Pain.

Cabbagepots
Apr 7, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
Gun's that shoot people, as in, literal people as ammunition. Because gun's don't kill people, people do.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Pomp posted:

GUNS THAT KILL

every sound effect replaced with WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAA

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
A gun that shoots canonballs.

When it hits enemies it uses katamari rules and gobs up anyone in its path.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Gortarius posted:

Barkley 3 is going to be a model/audio swap mod for MGS5 The Phantom Pain.

desperately requesting CGI cutscenes that pan and zoom around cyberdwarf's shapely applebottom

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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

oddium posted:

congrats to chef for directing the opening to nba 2k16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeW3vXiFG44

Barkleycore has been a legitimate cinematic subgenre for years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPw6hvYC-p4

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