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The Management posted:"don't be evil" is one of the greatest marketing line in history. it hacked the brains of a bunch of idiot nerds to defend the practices of the world's largest advertising company tbf that's not too hard to do, look at netflix for another example of idiots defending corporate profits actually it almost seems like how some dumb leftists go "anyone who's an enemy of america is a friend of mine", except with ISPs in place of america
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PleasureKevin posted:with each passing day I think Justine tooley is the true spokeswoman of Google
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are goog and googl changing symbols?
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Triglav posted:are goog and googl changing symbols? nope. you now own shares in a conglomerate named alphabet, whose stock is named after their only profit-making division, Google.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:26
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"google holdings" wasnt innovative enough
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if you work for google, ur a googler if you work for alphabet, ur a character :iamafag:
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:if you work for google, ur a googler 
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:if you work for google, ur a googler /raises eyebrows provocatively, waggles cigar
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:if you work for google, ur a googler
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MrMoo posted:Google Inc. Class A Common Stock is changing from CUSIP 38259P508 to 02079K305, and Class C from 38259P706 to 02079K107. Great, dumbing down stock options. When will wall street learn that day traders like myself can handle stock without needing my hand held?
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Triglav posted:"google holdings" wasnt innovative enough legitimately the reason why they did this was 1) to give more people ceos titles and 2) to easily spin off and kill poo poo that's unprofitable without harming the google name
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computer parts posted:legitimately the reason why they did this was 1) to give more people ceos titles and 2) to easily spin off and kill poo poo that's unprofitable without harming the google name to move the losses made by the other groups out of the Google bottom line so it looks like it's making more money to put google in maintenance mode while Larry and Sergei gently caress around with things they care interested in to stop Google employees from thinking they can transfer to the moonshot projects to stop google culture from infesting new purchases (after how badly the nest integration went)
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im assuming there a tax dodge somehwere from rearranging all the legal entities accounting wise
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The Management posted:to move the losses made by the other groups out of the Google bottom line so it looks like it's making more money more like, remove larry and sergei's moonshot projects from google budgeting. shareholders were getting testy because there was no way to prove how much spending was going into actual google R&D versus nonsensical projects that are doomed to lose money indefinitely now management can't silently divert funds to obvious bullshit. it either has to be a conscious top-down strategy, or not done at all.
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the google play store has a thing now where you can "pre-register" to get the latest minions game from ea delivered straight to your phone one it's released
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anthonypants posted:the google play store has a thing now where you can "pre-register" to get the latest minions game from ea delivered straight to your phone one it's released lol
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anthonypants posted:the google play store has a thing now where you can "pre-register" to get the latest minions game from ea delivered straight to your phone one it's released Oh good, there's only 5 million lovely free to play games being released every hour so I'm glad a new one is coming out.
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google forced to unbundle anroid in russia lol http://techcrunch.com/2015/10/05/russias-regulators-google-has-until-november-18th-to-play-fair/
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cremnob posted:google forced to unbundle anroid in russia lol Does this only mean they have to unbundle new devices or push out a patch unbundling all old ones too? I don't see how OEMs will push unbundled versions in a little over a month when they take forever to do software validation
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cremnob posted:google forced to unbundle anroid in russia lol so russian phones will be even more broken, as befits the moronic russian government, got it
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google makes bad products so removing them from russian phones will be an overall improvement
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cremnob posted:google makes bad products so removing them from russian phones will be an overall improvement you are thinking of apple. apple makes bad products
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actually im thinking about google
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cremnob posted:actually im thinking about google no, you are thinking about apple. the company that actually makes tons of bad things and is dying
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nice! http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/07/technology/european-union-us-data-collection.html
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Allah bless Smythe
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Nintendo Kid posted:no, you are thinking about apple. the company that actually makes tons of bad things and is dying with 600+ billion in the bank they are going to die any century now
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Perplx posted:with 600+ billion in the bank they are going to die any century now they're too stupid to use that money for anything, they're just piling it up uselessly
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:if you work for google, ur a googler
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Nintendo Kid posted:they're too stupid to use that money for anything, they're just piling it up uselessly but enough about that time you won a gameshow
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ahmeni posted:but enough about that time you won a gameshow lmao
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when does the bullshit Nexus 6P come out I'm due for an upgrade
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indigi posted:when does the bullshit Nexus 6P come out I'm due for an upgrade you can order now and receive it in six weeks or so unless you arent in freedomland in which case go gently caress yourself
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Wasn't someone talking recently about how Google was destined to start hosting websites directly in order to defeat adblocker blacklists. welp https://www.ampproject.org/
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Linguica posted:Wasn't someone talking recently about how Google was destined to start hosting websites directly in order to defeat adblocker blacklists. welp https://www.ampproject.org/ Haha, the testimonials are hilarious, also the fact that it takes 5-6 seconds to see any text on the page. Scroogled again.
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Linguica posted:Wasn't someone talking recently about how Google was destined to start hosting websites directly in order to defeat adblocker blacklists. welp https://www.ampproject.org/ Nah, they're still the same ads, just hosted in iframes instead of the top level page. Even easier to find and block now since they're in amp-ad or amp-pixel tags. Maluco Marinero posted:Haha, the testimonials are hilarious, also the fact that it takes 5-6 seconds to see any text on the page. Scroogled again. ampproject.org isn't an AMP page, you can tell because the top level html element isn't <html ⚡>
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Post the name bithc
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Mines called SmytheCast. I also have KitchenCast
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